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Made in us
Lustful Cultist of Slaanesh






Few even more

Transport swarmed: surround a transport and destroy it, and have all models within destroyed due to being unable to set up with emergency disembarkation.
Run em over!: destroy a model with the melee of a vehicle after charging with it.
It’s diegetic: have pipe organ music playing with an exorcist on the table.
The silence offends slaanesh: play music so loud your opponent or neighbor asks you to turn it down, while fielding noise marines.
Should have just fought: attempt a desperate escape but lose all models in the unit trying.

One day I will have something funny enough to be in a signature. 
   
Made in us
[DCM]
Tzeentch's Fan Girl






Southern New Hampshire

 Lathe Biosas wrote:
What lame excuse can you conjure?


"My kid was sick," obviously.

She/Her

"There are no problems that cannot be solved with cannons." - Chief Engineer Boris Krauss of Nuln

Kid_Kyoto wrote:"Don't be a dick" and "This is a family wargame" are good rules of thumb.


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Made in us
Servoarm Flailing Magos






On the Surface of the Sun aka Florida in the Summer.

 BorderCountess wrote:
 Lathe Biosas wrote:
What lame excuse can you conjure?


"My kid was sick," obviously.



 BorderCountess wrote:
Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
CLICK HERE --> Mechanicus Knight House: Mine!
 Ahtman wrote:
Lathe Biosas is Dakka's Armond White.
 
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Here's some more:
Leagues of Votann:
Who you calling short?: Destroy 3+ enemy characters with a single Kahl or Einhyr Champion in a game.
Hot Potato: Destroy an enemy unit with a Hekaton Land Fortress's Deadly Demise.
The Oldest Grudge in Fantasy: Defeat an Aeldari Craftworlds army with Leagues of Votann.
Dwarves Are Natural Sprinters: Roll a 6 for an Advance roll at least 3 times with Votann Infantry units (does not have to be the same unit).
Berserk Beserks: Kill 3+ enemy units with a single unit of Cthonian Beserks.
Not Personal, Just Business: Kill 3+ enemy units that don't have any Judgment Tokens on them.
Imperial Knights:
Pacific Rim: Destroy a Monster with a Titanic Knight
Come And Get It: Control all objectives in No Man's Land with Titanic Knights.
Buddy System: Use a Bondsman ability on 4 or more Armigers in a single turn.
You Have HOW Many Guns?!: Fire every weapon from a Knight Castellan at a single target.
Surprise, Motherf***ers!: Use the Mysterious Guardian enhancement to redeploy a Titanic Knight into your opponent's deployment zone.

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Servoarm Flailing Magos






On the Surface of the Sun aka Florida in the Summer.

MORE ACHIEVEMENTS

1. The Power of Grey -+1,000G - Use your unpainted or base primer army to defeat a beautifully painted force.

2. Anon vs. Anon - +5,00G - Realize during a game, that you are playing against someone you know from the internet, but have never met IRL.

+50,00G - if you say, "don't I know you from somewhere? Oh yeah, your the person with the stupid [insert your opponent’s army here] list that I was making fun of."

+100,000G - if you admit to this while they are kicking your ass seven ways to Sunday.

3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).

 BorderCountess wrote:
Just because you're doing something right doesn't necessarily mean you know what you're doing...
CLICK HERE --> Mechanicus Knight House: Mine!
 Ahtman wrote:
Lathe Biosas is Dakka's Armond White.
 
   
 
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