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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/07/22 18:30:29
Subject: Re:If Warhammer 40,000 had achievements, what would they be?
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Lustful Cultist of Slaanesh
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Few even more
Transport swarmed: surround a transport and destroy it, and have all models within destroyed due to being unable to set up with emergency disembarkation.
Run em over!: destroy a model with the melee of a vehicle after charging with it.
It’s diegetic: have pipe organ music playing with an exorcist on the table.
The silence offends slaanesh: play music so loud your opponent or neighbor asks you to turn it down, while fielding noise marines.
Should have just fought: attempt a desperate escape but lose all models in the unit trying.
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One day I will have something funny enough to be in a signature. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/07/22 21:08:32
Subject: Re:If Warhammer 40,000 had achievements, what would they be?
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[DCM]
Tzeentch's Fan Girl
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"My kid was sick," obviously.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/07/22 22:50:29
Subject: Re:If Warhammer 40,000 had achievements, what would they be?
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
On the Surface of the Sun aka Florida in the Summer.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/07/23 02:51:06
Subject: Re:If Warhammer 40,000 had achievements, what would they be?
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Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain
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Here's some more:
Leagues of Votann:
Who you calling short?: Destroy 3+ enemy characters with a single Kahl or Einhyr Champion in a game.
Hot Potato: Destroy an enemy unit with a Hekaton Land Fortress's Deadly Demise.
The Oldest Grudge in Fantasy: Defeat an Aeldari Craftworlds army with Leagues of Votann.
Dwarves Are Natural Sprinters: Roll a 6 for an Advance roll at least 3 times with Votann Infantry units (does not have to be the same unit).
Berserk Beserks: Kill 3+ enemy units with a single unit of Cthonian Beserks.
Not Personal, Just Business: Kill 3+ enemy units that don't have any Judgment Tokens on them.
Imperial Knights:
Pacific Rim: Destroy a Monster with a Titanic Knight
Come And Get It: Control all objectives in No Man's Land with Titanic Knights.
Buddy System: Use a Bondsman ability on 4 or more Armigers in a single turn.
You Have HOW Many Guns?!: Fire every weapon from a Knight Castellan at a single target.
Surprise, Motherf***ers!: Use the Mysterious Guardian enhancement to redeploy a Titanic Knight into your opponent's deployment zone.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/07/23 05:02:56
Subject: Re:If Warhammer 40,000 had achievements, what would they be?
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
On the Surface of the Sun aka Florida in the Summer.
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MORE ACHIEVEMENTS
1. The Power of Grey -+1,000G - Use your unpainted or base primer army to defeat a beautifully painted force.
2. Anon vs. Anon - +5,00G - Realize during a game, that you are playing against someone you know from the internet, but have never met IRL.
+50,00G - if you say, "don't I know you from somewhere? Oh yeah, your the person with the stupid [insert your opponent’s army here] list that I was making fun of."
+100,000G - if you admit to this while they are kicking your ass seven ways to Sunday.
3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/07/23 17:28:32
Subject: Re:If Warhammer 40,000 had achievements, what would they be?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Lathe Biosas wrote:
3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).
"Oh, OK" - says the man with the very very shooty WE list....
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/07/23 17:30:01
Subject: Re:If Warhammer 40,000 had achievements, what would they be?
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
On the Surface of the Sun aka Florida in the Summer.
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ccs wrote: Lathe Biosas wrote:
3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).
"Oh, OK" - says the man with the very very shooty WE list....
A what?  Sorry, there is no such animal.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/07/23 17:31:39
Subject: If Warhammer 40,000 had achievements, what would they be?
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Ridin' on a Snotling Pump Wagon
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Never Tell Me The Odds 500
Leave your opponent fuming at your sheer, unabashed Jamminess, by massacring something big with something little.
Granted this works better with the old Vehicle Armour Value, where shooting a tank up the arse with say, a Bolt Pistol, could take it out. Even then, I’d say it would have to be a single pistol shot.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/07/23 21:04:52
Subject: Re:If Warhammer 40,000 had achievements, what would they be?
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[DCM]
Tzeentch's Fan Girl
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Lathe Biosas wrote:3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).
::Looks at her Chaos Knights and shrugs:: Challenge accepted?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/07/23 21:17:12
Subject: Re:If Warhammer 40,000 had achievements, what would they be?
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Servoarm Flailing Magos
On the Surface of the Sun aka Florida in the Summer.
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BorderCountess wrote: Lathe Biosas wrote:3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).
::Looks at her Chaos Knights and shrugs:: Challenge accepted?
I've been led to believe that all of your Knights had double gun arms.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/07/23 21:19:23
Subject: Re:If Warhammer 40,000 had achievements, what would they be?
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Stealthy Kroot Stalker
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Lathe Biosas wrote:MORE ACHIEVEMENTS
1. The Power of Grey -+1,000G - Use your unpainted or base primer army to defeat a beautifully painted force.
2. Anon vs. Anon - +5,00G - Realize during a game, that you are playing against someone you know from the internet, but have never met IRL.
I've certainly done the first one a fair few times.
I've only had this happen once. I met a member of Puretide's Competitive Tau discord at an event last year. I recognized his uniquely painted Tau suits from some pics he'd posted a few weeks prior. Unfortunately, my army hard countered his (Kroot Hunting pack vs Retaliation Cadre), but I helped him strategize squeezing out a few extra points in the last couple turns so I didn't totally torpedo his tournament score.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2025/07/23 22:03:06
Subject: Re:If Warhammer 40,000 had achievements, what would they be?
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[DCM]
Tzeentch's Fan Girl
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Lathe Biosas wrote: BorderCountess wrote: Lathe Biosas wrote:3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).
::Looks at her Chaos Knights and shrugs:: Challenge accepted?
I've been led to believe that all of your Knights had double gun arms.
Hardly. That was me pointing out just one of the many ways in which Chaos Knights are superior. In general, the army prefers to get up close and personal.
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