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Few even more

Transport swarmed: surround a transport and destroy it, and have all models within destroyed due to being unable to set up with emergency disembarkation.
Run em over!: destroy a model with the melee of a vehicle after charging with it.
It’s diegetic: have pipe organ music playing with an exorcist on the table.
The silence offends slaanesh: play music so loud your opponent or neighbor asks you to turn it down, while fielding noise marines.
Should have just fought: attempt a desperate escape but lose all models in the unit trying.

 Lathe Biosas wrote:
What lame excuse can you conjure?

"My kid was sick," obviously.

 BorderCountess wrote:

 Lathe Biosas wrote:
What lame excuse can you conjure?

"My kid was sick," obviously.

Here's some more:
Leagues of Votann:
Who you calling short?: Destroy 3+ enemy characters with a single Kahl or Einhyr Champion in a game.
Hot Potato: Destroy an enemy unit with a Hekaton Land Fortress's Deadly Demise.
The Oldest Grudge in Fantasy: Defeat an Aeldari Craftworlds army with Leagues of Votann.
Dwarves Are Natural Sprinters: Roll a 6 for an Advance roll at least 3 times with Votann Infantry units (does not have to be the same unit).
Berserk Beserks: Kill 3+ enemy units with a single unit of Cthonian Beserks.
Not Personal, Just Business: Kill 3+ enemy units that don't have any Judgment Tokens on them.
Imperial Knights:
Pacific Rim: Destroy a Monster with a Titanic Knight
Come And Get It: Control all objectives in No Man's Land with Titanic Knights.
Buddy System: Use a Bondsman ability on 4 or more Armigers in a single turn.
You Have HOW Many Guns?!: Fire every weapon from a Knight Castellan at a single target.
Surprise, Motherf***ers!: Use the Mysterious Guardian enhancement to redeploy a Titanic Knight into your opponent's deployment zone.

MORE ACHIEVEMENTS

1. The Power of Grey -+1,000G - Use your unpainted or base primer army to defeat a beautifully painted force.

2. Anon vs. Anon - +5,00G - Realize during a game, that you are playing against someone you know from the internet, but have never met IRL.

+50,00G - if you say, "don't I know you from somewhere? Oh yeah, your the person with the stupid [insert your opponent’s army here] list that I was making fun of."

+100,000G - if you admit to this while they are kicking your ass seven ways to Sunday.

3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).

 Lathe Biosas wrote:

3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).

"Oh, OK" - says the man with the very very shooty WE list....

ccs wrote:

 Lathe Biosas wrote:

3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).

"Oh, OK" - says the man with the very very shooty WE list....

A what? Sorry, there is no such animal.

Never Tell Me The Odds 500

Leave your opponent fuming at your sheer, unabashed Jamminess, by massacring something big with something little.

Granted this works better with the old Vehicle Armour Value, where shooting a tank up the arse with say, a Bolt Pistol, could take it out. Even then, I’d say it would have to be a single pistol shot.

 Lathe Biosas wrote:
3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).

::Looks at her Chaos Knights and shrugs:: Challenge accepted?

 BorderCountess wrote:

 Lathe Biosas wrote:
3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).

::Looks at her Chaos Knights and shrugs:: Challenge accepted?

I've been led to believe that all of your Knights had double gun arms.

 Lathe Biosas wrote:
MORE ACHIEVEMENTS

1. The Power of Grey -+1,000G - Use your unpainted or base primer army to defeat a beautifully painted force.

2. Anon vs. Anon - +5,00G - Realize during a game, that you are playing against someone you know from the internet, but have never met IRL.

I've certainly done the first one a fair few times.

I've only had this happen once. I met a member of Puretide's Competitive Tau discord at an event last year. I recognized his uniquely painted Tau suits from some pics he'd posted a few weeks prior. Unfortunately, my army hard countered his (Kroot Hunting pack vs Retaliation Cadre), but I helped him strategize squeezing out a few extra points in the last couple turns so I didn't totally torpedo his tournament score.

 Lathe Biosas wrote:

 BorderCountess wrote:

 Lathe Biosas wrote:
3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).

::Looks at her Chaos Knights and shrugs:: Challenge accepted?

I've been led to believe that all of your Knights had double gun arms.

Hardly. That was me pointing out just one of the many ways in which Chaos Knights are superior. In general, the army prefers to get up close and personal.

 Lathe Biosas wrote:

ccs wrote:

 Lathe Biosas wrote:

3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).

"Oh, OK" - says the man with the very very shooty WE list....

A what? Sorry, there is no such animal.

You be the judge then:
1x Spartan
2x Sicaran Venators
1x Typhon
2-3× Termite drills
Fill In the remaining pts with Kharn, MoEs, + assorted mixes of Bezerkers, 8bound/X8bound & Jackles.
How's that look as a shooty force?

And that was before Forgefiends, Landraiders, Predators & Hellbrutes got buffed in the codex.
Imagine what it'd look like if I stopped spending pts on infantry.

ccs wrote:

 Lathe Biosas wrote:

ccs wrote:

 Lathe Biosas wrote:

3. Increase the Difficulty Rating - +6500G - The current game is too easy. Skip the Current Shooting Phase (cannot Gain the Achievement if playing World Eaters or Adeptus Custodes, you must skip the Fight Phase).

"Oh, OK" - says the man with the very very shooty WE list....

A what? Sorry, there is no such animal.

You be the judge then:
1x Spartan
2x Sicaran Venators
1x Typhon
2-3× Termite drills
Fill In the remaining pts with Kharn, MoEs, + assorted mixes of Bezerkers, 8bound/X8bound & Jackles.
How's that look as a shooty force?

And that was before Forgefiends, Landraiders, Predators & Hellbrutes got buffed in the codex.
Imagine what it'd look like if I stopped spending pts on infantry.

I can admit when I'm wrong (and this is one of them).

That's a very nasty shooty death army. I've never seen anyone field a WE army like that... nor do I want to.

Warmonger: Win 100 games in a row at 1850 points or more without a loss.

A Close Shave: Play a single game without referring to a previous edition at any point during game conversations.

Outnumbered, never outmatched: win a game with less models than your opponent.
Give them a handicap: win a game against an opponent with 3/4 the points they have.
Flaunting: win a game against an opponent with half the points they have.
A fine addition to their collection: paint a mini so well a collector (or anyone else really I just remember one collector gives tokens to minis he finds and wants to buy for his collection) offers to pay more than the base mini, paint, and paintbrush cost.