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Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

I SHALL RULE THE... WOOOOOORLD!
   
Made in se
Ancient Space Wolves Venerable Dreadnought






I... actually don't know. Help?

The SG553 is superior to the AK!

*CS: GO joke*

To Valhall! ~2800 points

Tutorials: Wet Palette | Painting Station
 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

It's Locked! I'm gonna die!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

I am immune to the Banhammer!
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Look what I bought at the hobby store, honey.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Hm, I wonder if this thing is loaded...
*BLAM*

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Now, when your gun gets jammed, what you wanna do is take a good look down the barrel...
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

Dip it in some mashed potatoes!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Try something new today. Like ketamine on martian potatoes!
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

No way!

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Huzzah! I have won!
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

But that means.......

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
Longtime Dakkanaut





Nottingham

Well, I'll leave that with you.

Have a look at my P&M blog - currently working on Sons of Horus

Have a look at my 3d Printed Mierce Miniatures

Previous projects
30k Iron Warriors (11k+)
Full first company Crimson Fists
Zone Mortalis (unfinished)
Classic high elf bloodbowl team 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Santa isn't real.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in fr
Tzeentch Veteran Marine with Psychic Potential





A couple grains of powder,
A couple grams of lead.
A touch against the trigger,
A touch inside the head.
Take another drink, and
Raise the last bets.
Think about my last words,
They might be what I just said.


Metalheads will get it.

Scientia potentia est.

In girum imus nocte ecce et consumimur igni.
 
   
Made in lk
Guardsman with Flashlight




Somewhere in the Calixis Sector

When in doubt, press ALL the buttons!

"At the end of the day, though he's been ferried through hell on a ship that's ten thousand years old to some godforsaken, war-torn rock; though he deployed from high orbit with nothing but a grav chute; though he is one of ten million men and women snatched from his homeworld to fight a war he barely understands; though he has been given a weapon that fires small suns and may annihilate him as he fires because the knowledge of how it functions has been lost; though his company is supported by tractor-tanks that run on anything you can burn; though he wages war against a devouring hivemind, ravenous demons and hordes of hyper-advanced aliens with strange technologies and sorceries he never dreamed existed; no one will remember his sacrifice, there will be no records of his deeds, no glorious parades in his honor, and no remembrance of his name. All he will earn is a shallow, unmarked grave on a forgotten world untold lightyears from home.

"Yet for all this thankless sacrifice a Guardsman is a man, just like you. He has no millennia-old genetic engineering, no prophetic leader, no miracles of faith. He has his lasgun, his orders, and those beside him. He is the Imperial Guard.

"And he will hold the line." - /tg/, in the most truthful rendition of what it means to be an Imperial Guardsman. 
   
Made in us
Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought






Illinois

fething SNAKES!!

INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Mmmm.... Skooma...
   
Made in us
Powerful Phoenix Lord





Buffalo, NY

Mmmm.... Sororitas...

Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Mmmmm... Fiyah...
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Mmmmmmmm........Mushrooms

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in us
Grim Dark Angels Interrogator-Chaplain






A Protoss colony world

Mmmmmm... ghost chilis...

My armies (re-counted and updated on 11/7/24, including modeled wargear options):
Dark Angels: ~16000 Astra Militarum: ~1200 | Imperial Knights: ~2300 | Leagues of Votann: ~1300 | Tyranids: ~3400 | Stormcast Eternals: ~5000 | Kruleboyz: ~3500 | Lumineth Realm-Lords: ~700
Check out my P&M Blogs: ZergSmasher's P&M Blog | Imperial Knights blog | Board Games blog | Total models painted in 2024: 40 | Total models painted in 2025: 25 | Current main painting project: Tomb Kings
 Mad Doc Grotsnik wrote:
You need your bumps felt. With a patented, Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000.
The Grotsnik Corp Bump Feelerer 9,000. It only looks like several bricks crudely gaffer taped to a cricket bat.
Grotsnik Corp. Sorry, No Refunds.
 
   
Made in us
Powerful Phoenix Lord





Buffalo, NY

Hey sexy Sister Superior, you wanna commit a heresy with me?

Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia 
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

That which does not kill me, makes me stronger.

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

 snurl wrote:
That which does not kill me, makes me stronger.
"Unfortunately, I am a Level 1 wizard. I can't survive much. Oh look, a dragon!"
   
Made in us
Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Wait, did I set the timer at 5 seconds or 50?

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Pull pin and count to Five. One, Two, Three, Four,

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
Made in gb
The Last Chancer Who Survived




United Kingdom

Ah, one day until retirement.
   
Made in us
Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil





Way on back in the deep caves

Look! No hands!

Trust in Iron and Stone  
   
 
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