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2009/08/21 17:50:58
Subject: WAR!!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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Misuse of sticky bombs.
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2009/08/21 19:04:15
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2009/08/21 18:06:09
Subject: WAR!!
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Buttons Should Be Brass, Not Gold!
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Sticky Buns > Sticky Bombs...
WE JUST PASSED 6000 REPLIES!
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2009/08/21 18:36:35
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Hah! I despise your sticky buns and introduce:
Rubik's Cube Cake!
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2009/08/21 19:06:15
Subject: WAR!!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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THAT CAKE DOES NOT EXIST!!
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/21 19:06:32
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2009/08/21 19:31:58
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Can't be I found who ate it
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"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." ~ HK-47 |
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2009/08/21 20:16:48
Subject: WAR!!
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Buttons Should Be Brass, Not Gold!
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More iconic bride:
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2009/08/21 20:38:57
Subject: WAR!!
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Lord Commander in a Plush Chair
In your base, ignoring your logic.
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She doesn't satisfy Frankenstein so he looks to dakka for sustenence.
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2009/08/22 03:40:57
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Until he found the Lovely Vampira
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"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." ~ HK-47 |
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2009/08/22 11:17:37
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Plastictrees
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2009/08/22 12:43:34
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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I block.
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2009/08/22 13:15:19
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Nicer Double Eagle.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2009/08/22 14:39:16
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Charging Wild Rider
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Nice Birdie
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2009/08/22 16:08:36
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Obvious.
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2009/08/22 16:22:09
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Plastictrees
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mines bigger
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2009/08/22 16:53:47
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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Hehe.
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2009/08/22 17:12:02
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Metal Tree
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"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." ~ HK-47 |
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2009/08/22 19:20:47
Subject: WAR!!
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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Metal beaver chomps metal tree.
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2009/08/22 19:23:45
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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...fell into a furnace.
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2009/08/22 19:24:25
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Storm Trooper with Maglight
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you were 10 seconds ahead of me. Damn.
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2009/08/22 21:36:49
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Better Furnace Death
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"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." ~ HK-47 |
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2009/08/23 05:02:45
Subject: WAR!!
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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He came back.
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2009/08/23 06:04:42
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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Main place that movie failed.
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THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
DA:80-S+++G+++M++++B++I+Pw40k97#+D++++A++++/fWD199R+++T(S)DM+ |
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2009/08/23 06:07:28
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Killed the box office
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/08/23 06:08:22
"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." ~ HK-47 |
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2009/08/23 14:42:53
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Seems that the Icy waters of the North Atlantic came between them in the end.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2009/08/23 15:26:42
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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North Atlantic?
Vikings were first
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THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
DA:80-S+++G+++M++++B++I+Pw40k97#+D++++A++++/fWD199R+++T(S)DM+ |
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2009/08/23 17:29:44
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Deadliest Warrior Showed Samurai defeats Viking
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"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." ~ HK-47 |
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2009/08/23 20:31:10
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions
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Ira wins every time
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 "Victory needs no explanation,Defeat allows none." 
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2009/08/24 00:35:36
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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How to Cash out on an IRA
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"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." ~ HK-47 |
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2009/08/24 03:48:13
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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"Definition: 'Love' is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometers away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. Statement: This definition, I am told, is subject to interpretation. Obviously, love is a matter of odds. Not many meatbags could make such a shot, and fewer would derive love from it. Yet for me, love is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose, against statistically long odds." ~ HK-47 |
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2009/08/24 05:17:20
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Plastictrees
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