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2014/08/06 23:36:53
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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1 to locate said light bulb, 14 more to trample him in an attempt to claim the glory of screwing it in, 1 Wolf Guard Pack Leader to smack them and do it themselves, and Lukas to stasis bomb, so the Wolf Guard will forever be inches away from finishing the job, eternally frustrated 
Ok that was bad 
Anyway, Space Wolf themed humour! Go!
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2014/08/06 23:54:16
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Making Stuff
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2014/08/06 23:54:59
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Fireknife Shas'el
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I'm expecting an Imperial Knights supplement dedicated to GW's loyalist apologetics. Codex: White Knights "In the grim dark future, everything is fine."
"The argument is that we have to do this or we will, bit by bit,
lose everything that we hold dear, everything that keeps the business going. Our crops will wither, our children will die piteous
deaths and the sun will be swept from the sky."
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2014/08/06 23:59:36
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
I started an Instagram! Follow me at Deadshot Miniatures!
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2014/08/07 00:03:27
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
over there
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More wolfy than you can wolf a wolf at.
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The west is on its death spiral.
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2014/08/07 00:37:31
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Courageous Space Marine Captain
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How much murder would Murderfang murder if Murderfang could murder Murder?
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I'm celebrating 8 years on Dakka Dakka!
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2014/08/07 00:40:45
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Dakka Veteran
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Unfortunately, I lack the skill as a writer to post a humorous Space Wolves comment.
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2014/08/07 01:14:22
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Glorious Lord of Chaos
The burning pits of Hades, also known as Sweden in summer
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Hey guys, wanna hear a joke?
The new SW Dreadnought special character.
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2014/08/07 01:16:09
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Grizzled Space Wolves Great Wolf
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 Random Dude wrote:Unfortunately, I lack the skill as a writer to post a humorous Space Wolves comment.
I feel like you need to be drunk to make good SW humour.
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2014/08/07 03:11:41
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Two. One to outperform the codex-complient company, and the other to screw it in.
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2014/08/07 05:16:01
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Veteran Knight Baron in a Crusader
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A space wolves joke? Just look at the new Logan Clause, if that doesn't make you laugh I'm not sure what will. The entire army is becoming a joke, it's like a bad parody.
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2014/08/07 07:06:43
Subject: Re:How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Squishy Squig
Mississippi
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not your Primarch! HA!
...well I tried at least. 
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"Da ooman base iz got walls an’ fings, see. So, if I’z goes up to da wall, all sneaky-like, and blows it up wiv me bombs, den dere’ll be an ‘ole in da wall wot da ladz can go fru, see. So, when you’z lot ‘ears sumfing go boom, you charge,’ cos dere’ll be an ‘ole in da wall. Unnastand?"
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2014/08/07 07:18:44
Subject: Re:How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Here's a joke:
Guess who GW chose to write the 7e SW codex?
Punchline: Mat Ward!
a. groan
b. die
c. howl in frustration (as you bought the assertion as true)
d. snicker
e. moue (or at least pucker up a 'moue')
f. scratch your head
g. reach through your screen and try to throttle me
and possibly
h. laugh
- - - - -
Try it again on your mates in a month:
Guess who GW got to write the 7e Dark Eldar codex ?
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"You can bring any cheesy unit you want. If you lose. Casey taught me that." -Tim S.
"I'm gonna follow Casey; he knows where the beer's at!" -Blackmoor, BAO 2013
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2014/08/07 07:26:50
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Imperial Guard Landspeeder Pilot
On moon miranda.
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Is this not funny enough already?
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IRON WITHIN, IRON WITHOUT.
New Heavy Gear Log! Also...Grey Knights!
The correct pronunciation is Imperial Guard and Stormtroopers, "Astra Militarum" and "Tempestus Scions" are something you'll find at Hogwarts. |
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2014/08/07 07:40:14
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Fixture of Dakka
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My kids have been watching a lot of Chuck Jones cartoons this summer, both Tom and Jerry and stuff under Warner Bros, Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner, et al.
I'm thinking that ole Mr. Jones got ahold of this one's design drawings.
Nice spot, Vaktathi.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2014/08/07 07:54:10
"You can bring any cheesy unit you want. If you lose. Casey taught me that." -Tim S.
"I'm gonna follow Casey; he knows where the beer's at!" -Blackmoor, BAO 2013
Quitting Daemon Princes, Bob and Fred - a 40k webcomic |
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2014/08/07 07:42:13
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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How many Murderwolves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A murder.
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2014/08/07 07:48:35
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Confessor Of Sins
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How does a Space Wolf cure a hangover?
No idea, I'll ask if I ever see a sober one...
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2014/08/07 07:54:29
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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 Deadshot wrote:1 to locate said light bulb, 14 more to trample him in an attempt to claim the glory of screwing it in, 1 Wolf Guard Pack Leader to smack them and do it themselves, and Lukas to stasis bomb, so the Wolf Guard will forever be inches away from finishing the job, eternally frustrated
Ok that was bad
Anyway, Space Wolf themed humour! Go!
Incorrect.
The proper way of telling the joke is as follows:
Question. How many space wolves does it take to change a lightbulb?
Answer. The whole chapter. One to hold the lightbulb in place, and the rest to get to overwhelmingly drunk that the room spins.
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2014/08/07 08:13:58
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Warplord Titan Princeps of Tzeentch
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The funny part, its a legitimate tactic with orks, if enough of them believe the room is spinning, it will 
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2014/08/07 08:38:32
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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Slaanesh Veteran Marine with Tentacles
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Oh oh, I've got a great one:
Space Wolves.
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 Necrons: 4000+ pts
 Tyranids: 1000+ pts
 Word Bearers: 1500+ pts
 Emperor's Children: 1500+ pts
 Minotaurs: 2000+ pts (killed by Primaris, thanks GW)
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2014/08/07 11:51:13
Subject: How many Blood Claws does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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[MOD]
Making Stuff
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So, that went about as well as expected.
Moving on.
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