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Ok, knight be my back up for security. I already have a body guard, so cannot hurt to bring a knight too.

A gigantic armored Knight works wonders when you're trying to get what you want. And nicely done 2BJ

Thanks. It turns out I had less work to do on the intro than I thought. Not sure what they're plan of business will be. Probably feth with the feral orks that are on their deployment sight. Maybe get some recruits, maybe just kill them.

So I'll probably be sending TS and Chazz PM's at once. Knowing me, I'll probably send the wrong PM to the wrong GM somewhere down the line.

I like the intro 2BJ, Its very...Orky...Can't wait to beat them on the battlefield. Another Ork head for another wall aboard the 'Lex Calisum'! (My battle barge)

All I have to say is that the hive remembers. The orks shall regret doing what they have.

Do me a favor, would you? Bring some relic weaponry to the fight. It's much easier to loot something if I don't have to rummage through a ship to find it all. (Although the ship is still accepted loot). Thank you, in advance.

it'll be hard to loot if its embedded in your face. I would recommend plyers.

Oh, I'll have plenty. Us death skulls have all sorts of loot.

And Evergreen, nothing is safe. Prepare thine Carnifex for looting.

BJ, I dare you to try and loot my super-flying-fortress. That would make me happy (Retribution for the end of CoF: 1)

I'm thinking about how I'd loot Vlad's flayed ones. Once I dismantle the living metal, I could use it for armor plating, right?

I'm going to make a bio-catapult and chuck hormagaunts at your fortress.

They'd be intercepted my my scouts armed with jump packs.

I will then make bio-ballistae to launch termagaunts at your scouts so they can fire their bio-weapons you.

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
They'd be intercepted my my scouts armed with jump packs.

Calm down there, CS Goto.

My flying scouts are protected by my flying dreadnought, which will smash your balistae before they shoot!

(Toy story 3 anyone?)

Meanwhile my Eldar just look at all of what's going on and facepalm

 Tactical_Spam wrote:

 Sgt. Vanden wrote:
They'd be intercepted my my scouts armed with jump packs.

Calm down there, CS Goto.

HOW DARE YOU! I QUIT! I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT!

IM GOING TO THROW MY SHAPESHIFTING RAZORBACK-RHINO-LAND RAIDER AT YOU!

 War Kitten wrote:
Meanwhile my Eldar just look at all of what's going on and facepalm

Your eldar don't like tyranid siege tactics?

 EvergreenArcher wrote:

 War Kitten wrote:
Meanwhile my Eldar just look at all of what's going on and facepalm

Your eldar don't like tyranid siege tactics?

More the Tyranids firing siege weapons at jump pack Scouts. Tis a bit silly really

Only a bit? Here let me quickly start firing my anti-air machine-guns that fire ripper swarms.

 EvergreenArcher wrote:
Only a bit? Here let me quickly start firing my anti-air machine-guns that fire ripper swarms.

I can't counter that gak...

Alright, back on topic

Did my first roll, and got a minor victory! I continue to aspire to mediocrity, but I killed some feral orks. Take that 2BJ1! Less recruits for you!

I did my first roll and lost almost all my lictors to a few orks. Gotta love defeats. KoreGog will regret that.

Bah, they were weak enough to die to something over four times their size. Who needs them?

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Bah, they were weak enough to die to something over four times their size. Who needs them?

You, apparently, they had a mek with them. He managed to escape, but I kicked the gak out of his tribe.

Fair enough, I suppose. The extra knowledge of who has good loot would have been nice, but I'll manage.

Of course, a minor defeat with Gorgrim means he's a minor laughingstock of the area... Hopefully my Kroot will do better?

 2BlackJack1 wrote:
Fair enough, I suppose. The extra knowledge of who has good loot would have been nice, but I'll manage.

Of course, a minor defeat with Gorgrim means he's a minor laughingstock of the area... Hopefully my Kroot will do better?

Excellent. This moon will soon be under Imperial control

However, the planet will be a barren wasteland.

Worth it