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Made in us
Incorporating Wet-Blending






Glendale, AZ

What beats Buffy? T-A-S-T-E. That's what.


Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.


 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Avast me hearties, I've a wee thing t' be keepin that tongue from waggin. Arrr. Aye, Tis Sept. 19 The day t' be talkin like a Pirate.


Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Moustache-twirling Princeps





About to eat your Avatar...

Arr... they be eating your brains.



 
   
Made in us
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice






Effeminate Air Pirates > Underwater Pirate Zombies

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/19 19:48:34


I have lived long enough, for I die unconquered. 
   
Made in gb
Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel







The 'Jolly Green Giant' beats 'The Jolly Life'


 
   
Made in es
Neophyte Undergoing Surgeries




Bilbao, Spain

To fight a Giant Man you need... a Giant Woman
[Thumb - attack-of-the-50ft-woman.jpg]

   
Made in us
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice






Why would they fight if they finally found someone to...



LOVE. LOVE. Love beats fighting.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/20 10:32:14


I have lived long enough, for I die unconquered. 
   
Made in us
Incorporating Wet-Blending






Glendale, AZ




Rejection beats love.

Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.


 
   
Made in us
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice






Being accepted anywhere is better than being rejected. Morgan Freeman says so.


I have lived long enough, for I die unconquered. 
   
Made in us
Unhealthy Competition With Other Legions





Indianapolis, Indiana

he killed morgan freeman

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/09/21 23:16:07


"Victory needs no explanation,Defeat allows none."



 
   
Made in us
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster




East Coast

Yea well... Land Before Time Kicks ASS!!
[Thumb - THE_LAND_BEFORE_TIME_411.jpg]


'When in deadly danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.'
-Parody of the Litany of Command,
popular among commissar cadets 
   
Made in us
Twisted Trueborn with Blaster




East Coast

And just for good measures...
[Thumb - Ducky.jpg]

This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2009/09/22 00:27:18


'When in deadly danger,
When beset by doubt,
Run in little circles,
Wave your arms and shout.'
-Parody of the Litany of Command,
popular among commissar cadets 
   
Made in us
Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot





North Carolina, US


And don't forget not to post directly on dakkadakka, but to copy the image location and post it that way

DR:90-S+GMB++I+Pw40k08#+D+A++/wWD344R+T(M)DM+
Avatar graciously given by Broadside
If you want peace, prepare for war
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/349071.page -Ultramarines, Imperials, Inq, etc.
A nearby cat showed no outward signs of being impressed.
kaesar, sigh.- Captain Solon
In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is only Paperwork.- Zefig 
   
Made in us
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice






I see your velociraptor riding a bicycle and raise you one Tyrranisaurus piloting a fighter jet.

I have lived long enough, for I die unconquered. 
   
Made in us
Hellish Haemonculus






Boskydell, IL

What beats T-rexes in F-14's?



That's what.

And as a side note, the first time I saw this picture I laughed so hard I thought I was going to have an aneurysm.

Welcome to the Freakshow!

(Leadership-shenanigans for Eldar of all types.) 
   
Made in gb
Dakka Veteran






Surrey - UK

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2009/09/22 18:50:37


-STOLEN ! - Astral Claws - Custodes - Revenant Shroud

DR:70-S+++G++M(GD)B++I++Pw40k82/fD++A++/areWD004R+++T(S)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Ad what beats Nazis?
Why UNCLE SAM! of course...


Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Incorporating Wet-Blending






Glendale, AZ

Obesity beats Uncle Sam




Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.


 
   
Made in gb
Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel







What beats big fat fatties?



That's what! And yes, this is about the only picture I could find that wasn't disgusting or involved boobies....

 
   
Made in us
Incorporating Wet-Blending






Glendale, AZ




Beats Liposuction

Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.


 
   
Made in gb
Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel







And what's worse for you than a McDonald's? A "Quadruple Bypass Burger" fromt the 'Heart Attack Grill'.


 
   
Made in us
Incorporating Wet-Blending






Glendale, AZ

This guy likes appetizers like that




Mannahnin wrote:A lot of folks online (and in emails in other parts of life) use pretty mangled English. The idea is that it takes extra effort and time to write properly, and they’d rather save the time. If you can still be understood, what’s the harm? While most of the time a sloppy post CAN be understood, the use of proper grammar, punctuation, and spelling is generally seen as respectable and desirable on most forums. It demonstrates an effort made to be understood, and to make your post an easy and pleasant read. By making this effort, you can often elicit more positive responses from the community, and instantly mark yourself as someone worth talking to.
insaniak wrote: Every time someone threatens violence over the internet as a result of someone's hypothetical actions at the gaming table, the earth shakes infinitisemally in its orbit as millions of eyeballs behind millions of monitors all roll simultaneously.


 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

Musta been a BIG Baby.....


Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in gb
Dakka Veteran






Surrey - UK

BABY EATER !


-STOLEN ! - Astral Claws - Custodes - Revenant Shroud

DR:70-S+++G++M(GD)B++I++Pw40k82/fD++A++/areWD004R+++T(S)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Apprehensive Inquisitorial Apprentice






A more popular Baby-Eater

I have lived long enough, for I die unconquered. 
   
Made in us
Terminator with Assault Cannon






OKC, Oklahoma

More Intersting O'Reilly


Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!

Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."

:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)

"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
 
   
Made in us
Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot





North Carolina, US


WWII comedy> Korean War comedy

DR:90-S+GMB++I+Pw40k08#+D+A++/wWD344R+T(M)DM+
Avatar graciously given by Broadside
If you want peace, prepare for war
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/349071.page -Ultramarines, Imperials, Inq, etc.
A nearby cat showed no outward signs of being impressed.
kaesar, sigh.- Captain Solon
In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is only Paperwork.- Zefig 
   
Made in gb
Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress






Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.



Better WW2 comedy.

n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. 
   
Made in us
Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor







Better show on BBC

THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
DA:80-S+++G+++M++++B++I+Pw40k97#+D++++A++++/fWD199R+++T(S)DM+  
   
Made in gb
Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress






Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

Eureka I found something that tops the Stig.



1969 version of course.

n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.

It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. 
   
 
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