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At a campground in Western Australia over the weekend, a feral pig guzzled down 18 beers that had been left out improperly secured. And just like anyone 18 beers in at a rural dive bar, the pig got big-headed and decided to start a fight with a cow, resulting in the cow chasing the pig around a car.


http://gadling.com/2013/09/10/australian-pig-steals-beer/

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The animal was seen stealing three six-packs of beer from campers before ransacking rubbish bags for food.


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Los Angeles

That is one bad ass pig.

Can you imagine the beer farts after, though?
   
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This is a very 'Straya story.


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I knew the Australian national liquid was beer, but I didn't realize it extended to the wildlife too. You guys are hardcore. Do the kangaroos do shots of vodka before punching people's lights out?

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Probably work

I swear I've seen this before.


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 timetowaste85 wrote:
I knew the Australian national liquid was beer, but I didn't realize it extended to the wildlife too. You guys are hardcore. Do the kangaroos do shots of vodka before punching people's lights out?


No thats the Koalas. Kangaroos have a distinct preference for single malt scotch.

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Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.

Apparently the porcine pilferer has passed away.

http://gawker.com/swino-the-beer-stealing-cow-fighting-australian-pig-1441980191
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/swino-is-dead-boozy-feral-pig-who-found-fame-after-getting-drunk-on-stolen-beer-and-starting-a-fight-with-an-innocent-cow-dies-in-car-accident-8864047.html

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 Slarg232 wrote:
At a campground in Western Australia over the weekend, a feral pig guzzled down 18 beers that had been left out improperly secured. And just like anyone 18 beers in at a rural dive bar, the pig got big-headed and decided to start a fight with a cow, resulting in the cow chasing the pig around a car.


http://gadling.com/2013/09/10/australian-pig-steals-beer/


This would be so much better if there was video. LOL

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