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So between:

A.) A mad ork mek looting and "improvin" either

▪abbadons planet killer.
▪a blackstone fortress.
▪a world engine.

or

B.) A C'tan shard accidently finding the celestial orrery and deciding it wants to start pressing buttons and start using a necron lord as a stick to bash the orrery with repeatedly.

Or some weird combination of the above, which event has the greatest potential to be one of the galaxy's funniest cosmic disasters ?

A mad ork mek looting celestial orrery and "modifying" it.

 koooaei wrote:
A mad ork mek looting celestial orrery and "modifying" it.

Da Star Killa?

I can just imagine the orkish discovery of the orrey(flashback effects)"BOSS! Ders glowey floaty lights every where!"*stactic over comms*"dis is big mek ironskull.wot do da buttons say?"*silence*"eerrrrrr I fink it says shuffle,shift,add,delete and ex..exter....eterminashun." "I dont know wot dat means.press all da buttons and-

Y'know, this raises a question; why hasn't this happened yet?

What with the trillions of Orks in existence the laws of the universe tells us that at least like ten of these donkey-caves should have gotten their hands on something system destroying.

Ork mek looting C'tan, "modifying" it and then pushin' all of da buttonz (spechualy the one which is hardest to button) on orrery, accidently wiping themselves with half of the Segmentum Pacificus and Halo stars.

some deffskull warboss getting the biggest warships together and smashing them all to create a giant deffgun/space hulk. then decides to use it on a nearby star system.