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**TheManWithNoPlan**

(If this forum game is already up here, I haven't found it.)

- The objective is simple, I have the cookie. You steal the cookie. The person after you steals the cookie, etc. etc.

- The more creative the theft and storage the better.

- I shall start with something fairly simple

Hides cookie in a safe.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Finds safe, cracks code, and eats it.

**scuzz_bucket**

Find you, crack you, take cookie, and drop it in the ocean.

**Verviedi**

Teleports inside safe via pocket dimension, returns cookie to overlord.

**Matthew**

Creates a warpstorm, steals the cookie

**KaptinBadrukk**

Gives up on ever finding cookie

**scuzz_bucket**

Locates cookie in warpstorm via Astronomican and flushes KaptinBadrukk down toilet for being a party pooper... along with the cookie.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Comes out of toilet and runs off with *moldy* cookie.

**LordRahl**

*trips you* picks up the cookie feeds it to the cookie monster

**KaptinBadrukk**

Kills cookie monster and continues running.

**Sgt_Smudge**

You run into a convenient piece of ACME piano wire. I steal the cookie from your cold, dead corpse, and disassemble it into subatomic particles, flinging them across the universe.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Uhhh...game over?

**Happyjew**

I hijack the TARDIS do some timey-wimey magic and go back in time to the point where the cookie is coming out of the oven. The cookie is now travelling through time and space in a burnt hand.

**LordRahl**

*the hands slaps flash in the face as he was traveling through time and collides into me sending the cookie flying into a Sob's bra

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Risks heresy to pluck cookie from bra.

Uses Aperture Science Hand-held Quantum Tunneling Device to put cookie on the far-away moon of Terra

**Sgt_Smudge**

Finds cookie during Apollo mission.

Plays golf with it and hits it towards Mercury.

**Da Stormlord**

I stick a massive engine on the back of a Mini and head to Jupiter. I realise its the wrong planet..... Jet towards mercury, take the cookie and hide it in the middle of a tyranid hive

**LordRahl**

i convince a near by BA battleship that the cookie is a powerful relic, they exterminate the hive, and their libby attempts to find a place on his belt for it

**Desubot**

Finds BA Libbrian in Trollzens collection. takes cookie.
Launches it at the sun.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Stops cookie before it can reach the sun.

Munches on it.

**Matthew**

Gives you ebola, makes you go to exile, murders you, and takes the cookie. MY cookie.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Recovers from Ebola, takes Matthew to exile, and takes the cookie. MY cookie. Eats it.

**snurl**

Encases Matthew and the cookie in Carbonite, hides it in a warehouse full of identical boxes.

**Desubot**

snurl wrote:
Encases Matthew and the cookie in Carbonite, hides it in a warehouse full of identical boxes.

Bribes top men and gets cookie back. Puts cookie down the barrel of a shot gun triggered to a motion sensor.

**TheCustomLime**

*Reads Programmer's digest*

*+10 to science skill*

*67% chance of disarming trap*

*Succeeds!*

Hides cookie in a Vault.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Cracks code to vault and runs off with it to the middle of nowhere.

**TheManWithNoPlan**

Get's well a truly lost, finds middle of nowhere and pickpockets cookie.

Get's sucked through warp portal into Tzeentch's maze.

**JamesGang**

Meets you in the maze, dazzles you with my rendition of Rick Springfield's 'Jessie's Girl' and puts cookie down the front of my trousers. My cookie and it's quite "gamey" now.

**Trondheim**

Rips your pants of, takes the cookie and sells Jamesgang to a passing Dark Eldar slave trader. Then clones the cookie

**Da Ork Killa**

Buys JamesGang, throws Dark Eldar at cloning machine, and now we're stuck with two cookies at risk of destroying the original cookie. Hides both under three cups and mixes them around.