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2015/05/09 22:46:51
Subject: A 40k Story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I am going to start this off. Please make this a 40K related story. You can make as many sentences as you want, then finish your part and hand it off to the next person.
In a dark hold, twenty thousand daemons of Nurgle awaited landing. It was the Chaos assault on Manchini and the raid was about to begin...
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/05/10 08:02:53
Subject: A 40k Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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But Twenty Thousand demons crammed into such a small space was a bad idea. The carnage began long before their craft reached orbit, as they slaughtered each other in epic proportion.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/05/10 11:52:01
Subject: A 40k Story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Then, suddenly, they all exploded, and when they arrived they covered the planet with mucus.
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/05/10 16:45:56
Subject: A 40k Story
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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Fortunately the Inquisition was there to declare Exterminatus. The end.
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2015/05/10 17:10:22
Subject: A 40k Story
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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The end then ended, thus it was the end of all things that end well in a good way.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/05/10 18:14:30
Subject: A 40k Story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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But then it seems thaT the Inquisition decided to blow up the end, and so
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/05/10 18:41:12
Subject: A 40k Story
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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.....It ended.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/05/10 19:01:52
Subject: Re:A 40k Story
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Brigadier General
The new Sick Man of Europe
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And then I woke up. It had all been a dream
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DC:90+S+G++MB++I--Pww211+D++A++/fWD390R++T(F)DM+
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2015/05/10 21:38:10
Subject: A 40k Story
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Powerful Phoenix Lord
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And since I'm awake, the dream, a dream of an entertaining thread, has thus ended. Forced to exist as a thread which will be trolled by people with nothing better to do.
Can someone please help me off this thrice-damned golden throne?
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Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.
Orks always ride in single file to hide their strength and numbers.
Gozer the Gozerian, Gozer the Destructor, Volguus Zildrohar, Gozer the Traveler, and Lord of the Sebouillia |
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2015/05/10 21:52:37
Subject: A 40k Story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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My lord!!! Please, don't move!!! No!! You hit the red button!!!AAAAAKH!!!
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/05/11 04:57:55
Subject: A 40k Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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And with that, the Emperor stood up for the first time in many millennia. Slowly at first, then with increased speed as his muscles remembered their old jobs. He looked about, and smiled at the astonished faces of his attendants.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/05/11 13:39:42
Subject: A 40k Story
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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And then died again.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/11 14:02:06
Subject: A 40k Story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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But, then he decided that he should give humanity a laugh, and reincarnated into a cow.
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/05/11 16:56:31
Subject: A 40k Story
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Humanity laughed endlessly
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/11 21:16:00
Subject: A 40k Story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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And wasted away into the form a a large mouth endlessly stretched in a smile.
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/05/12 00:09:22
Subject: A 40k Story
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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Afterwards, The emperor was made into a royal burger underneath the Golden Arches of humanity's existence.
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/05/12 01:36:48
Subject: A 40k Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Where he was available as a combo with fries and a drink for a limited time.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/05/12 11:43:59
Subject: A 40k Story
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Meanwhile, Badrukk's flash gitz were coming.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/12 11:47:03
Subject: A 40k Story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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And smelled God-Cow burgers ands DivinePotato Fries.
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/05/12 12:26:10
Subject: A 40k Story
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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It was a most glorious smell.
All hail the Crabby Fries!
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/05/12 14:07:48
Subject: A 40k Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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Mr. Crab raised prices in anticipation of their arrival.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/05/12 16:17:50
Subject: A 40k Story
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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And Badrukk's flash gitz destroyed them.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/12 20:58:54
Subject: A 40k Story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Then, suddenly, the cow burgers reincarnated inside the stomachs, and gave everyone diarrhea.
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/05/12 22:46:44
Subject: A 40k Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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As Nurgle danced.
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/05/13 11:11:09
Subject: A 40k Story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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To Isha's love.
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/05/13 11:29:39
Subject: A 40k Story
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Ancient Ultramarine Venerable Dreadnought
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Badrukk and the Flash gitz then went to the island in the Specific ocean where they found Belly Jellicus.
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INSANE army lists still available!!!! Now being written in 8th edition format! I have Index Imperium 1, Index Imperium 2, Index Xenos 2, Codex Orks Codex Tyranids, Codex Blood Angels and Codex Space Marines!
PM me for an INSANE (100K+ points) if you desire.
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2015/05/13 21:27:41
Subject: A 40k Story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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And then read a quote from A Game of Thrones.
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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2015/05/13 22:02:44
Subject: A 40k Story
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Utilizing Careful Highlighting
Mos Eisley Spaceport... I shot first.
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ThE quote said, "...
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CREEEEEEEEED is my interwebz main man pots & pans!
The Shrouded Lord is my amazing Xeno Brother!
Snurl is my iron horseman!
HappyJew you make me want to say Shabbat Shalom!
Matthew is HIP to be my Dolly Llama!
Sgt. Smudge you are the bread to my butter!
Sing Your Life makes me hit my Hallelujah!
KaptinBadrukk is the Ninja Weatherman of Doom
KommissarKiln is my "Huge Laser" toting soapbox Hero!
Buttery Commissar is made of the good stuff the farmer spreads around!
Verviedi is my spiritual advisor! |
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2015/05/14 02:24:03
Subject: A 40k Story
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Dwarf Runelord Banging an Anvil
Way on back in the deep caves
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"Waste of a good kidnapping"
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Trust in Iron and Stone |
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2015/05/14 10:58:53
Subject: A 40k Story
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Or, Khal Drogo has a thousand horses, but tonight he's looking for a different type of
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Adepta Sororitas: 3,800 Points
Adeptus Custodes: 8,100 Points
Adeptus Mechanicus: 8,400 Points
Alpha Legion: 4,400 Points
Astra Militarum: 7,500 Points
Dark Angels: 16,800 Points
Imperial Knights: 12,500 Points
Legio Titanicus: 5,500 Points
Slaaneshi Daemons: 3,800 Points
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