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2010/02/05 15:08:55
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Violent Space Marine Dedicated to Khorne
Texas
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But she got in a fender bender and ruined her face.......
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2010/02/05 18:39:53
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Stabbin' Skarboy
La Crosse, WI USA
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that's nothing that a paper bag over the head can't fix... see it worked!
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
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2010/02/07 02:58:07
Subject: WAR!!
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Storming Storm Guardian
How should I know? I just live here!
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doesn't need an explanation.
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If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
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William Shakespeare |
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2010/02/08 21:40:18
Subject: WAR!!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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2010/02/08 21:58:38
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Easily countered
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
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2010/02/09 01:36:13
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
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I give you... the B-52
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DR:90-S+GMB++I+Pw40k08#+D+A++/wWD344R+T(M)DM+
Avatar graciously given by Broadside
If you want peace, prepare for war
  http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/349071.page -Ultramarines, Imperials, Inq, etc.
A nearby cat showed no outward signs of being impressed.
kaesar, sigh.- Captain Solon
In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is only Paperwork.- Zefig |
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2010/02/11 04:52:34
Subject: WAR!!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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B-52's
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2010/02/11 05:21:39
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Nasty Nob on Warbike with Klaw
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If it's not metal, it's crap!!!
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WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! |
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2010/02/11 09:04:09
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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You want Heavy Metal..... You Need.....
ANVIL!
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2010/02/11 12:07:42
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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We all know which race is ruling WHFB at the moment....
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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member."-Groucho Marx
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2010/02/11 12:40:40
Subject: WAR!!
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[DCM]
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I heard you have some daemons that need taking care of?
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2010/02/11 15:38:17
Subject: WAR!!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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2010/02/13 07:11:31
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Armored Iron Breaker
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2010/02/14 01:00:37
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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I give you the solution to pesky nerds with toy weapons
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
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2010/02/14 14:56:25
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Bounding Dark Angels Assault Marine
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Alpharius wrote:I absolutely LOVE it when you guys get the Kilkrazy machine fired up! Those women... so darn cute!!!
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2010/02/14 20:26:08
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Armored Iron Breaker
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World's Largest Magnet!
Suck it Ripley 
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2010/02/15 02:17:24
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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It can only work if you have power. Or pants, those might help too.
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/02/16 01:45:15
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Armored Iron Breaker
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2010/02/16 06:02:28
Subject: WAR!!
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Fireknife Shas'el
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 Should clean that right up
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2010/02/17 21:24:44
Subject: WAR!!
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Storming Storm Guardian
How should I know? I just live here!
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not so hot anymore, eh?
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If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
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William Shakespeare |
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2010/02/17 23:53:55
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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Game over, man, game over.
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/02/18 00:18:11
Subject: WAR!!
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Storming Storm Guardian
How should I know? I just live here!
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you mean this?
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If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
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William Shakespeare |
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2010/02/18 04:58:12
Subject: WAR!!
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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2010/02/18 12:27:17
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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No, I consider a francium explosion to be the end of the world. Sorta like, oh dear, the planet just blew up.
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/02/18 18:24:48
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
La Crosse, WI USA
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bugs? YUM!
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
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2010/02/18 20:46:06
Subject: WAR!!
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Dominating Dominatrix
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I see your book "Man Eating Bugs" and raise you:
Man -eating Bugs!
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2010/02/19 12:40:36
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Opportunist
Supplicating in front of the SPAM god. (sound dirty doesn't it?)
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We all know the obvious answer to that.
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highbattalion.com/commandments.htm
check it out
"At least when you are up against the servants of Khorne you can always count on them to run straight at you." - Commissar Caiphas Cain
Glorius is the mighty SPAM god and the lesser god Pork. May they forever shine bacon and BBQ down upon us! -Emperors Faithful
SPAM FOR THE SPAM GOD!!!!! JAM FOR THE JAM THRONE!!!!!!! -codemonkey |
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2010/02/20 00:13:14
Subject: WAR!!
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Storming Storm Guardian
How should I know? I just live here!
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surely you must have meant to put this.
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If we shadows have offended,
Think but this, and all is mended,
That you have but slumbered here
While these visions did appear.
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William Shakespeare |
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2010/02/22 22:15:01
Subject: WAR!!
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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just the thought of that many mosquitos on my skin makes me cringe.
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THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
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2010/02/23 16:22:25
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Stabbin' Skarboy
La Crosse, WI USA
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want heeby jeebies? Imagine what their kids look like!
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." Aristotle
WWWAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH!
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Tau 
Bugs 
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