A 3-word Story

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**snurl**

and odd noises.

**Selym**

Well, now that

**TheDiscoSpider**

escalated quickly. Not

**Selym**

very interesting though...

**Tyranidcrusher**

But compared to

**snurl**

some of the

**TheDiscoSpider**

more mundane things

**Tyranidcrusher**

It's pretty crazy.

**snurl**

One fine evening

**TheDiscoSpider**

whilst bathing in

**JakeCWolf**

liquified Nurgle farts

**Tyranidcrusher**

I suddenly realised

**TheDiscoSpider**

that my bath

**Tyranidcrusher**

had started to fill up

**snurl**

with

**TheDiscoSpider**

large and unruly

**JakeCWolf**

angry rubber duckies

**Tyranidcrusher**

who brutally mauled

**snurl**

my self esteem.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Your mother is

**snurl**

in heaven now.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Sadly, father is...

**snurl**

up there also.

**TheDiscoSpider**

Your sister is

**snurl**

also remembered fondly.

**Tyranidcrusher**

Orbital mind gastronomy

**JakeCWolf**

is often misconstrued

**Guardsmen Bob**

as Thunder. Meanwhile...

**Tyranidcrusher**

in the Queen's

**JakeCWolf**

royal bed chamber