A 3-word Story

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**Guardsmen Bob**

Molestia prepares to

**TheDiscoSpider**

invade your many

**Tyranidcrusher**

tiny little bums.

**JakeCWolf**

Molly just loves

**snurl**

it when you

**Tyranidcrusher**

eat the cheese.

**Guardsmen Bob**

straight from the

**JakeCWolf**

cow, wait what!?

**TheDiscoSpider**

I do not

**Guardsmen Bob**

understand how Godzilla

**snurl**

can reach his

**TheDiscoSpider**

butt when he

**snurl**

has such small

**Guardsmen Bob**

butt-scratching gretchen slaves.

**snurl**

Does the Queen

**TheDiscoSpider**

even lift? I

**snurl**

can't imagine how

**JakeCWolf**

Molly can shake

**Overlord Thraka**

Your cold hands

**snurl**

while Overlord Thraka

**Guardsmen Bob**

surfs a baneblade

**snurl**

in the rain

**TheDiscoSpider**

of such intensity.

**snurl**

In outer space

**Tyranidcrusher**

monkeys seek revenge

**JakeCWolf**

for dubious acts

**Tyranidcrusher**

involving plastic shards

**snurl**

that were found

**Tyranidcrusher**

right inside their

**Guardsmen Bob**

government sanctioned bananas