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2010/04/14 20:30:05
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Ninjas stopp everything
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
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2010/04/14 22:56:50
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Faithful Squig Companion
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Apart from pirates!!
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This account is a relic of the past and must be placed in a museum |
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2010/04/14 22:58:27
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Faithful Squig Companion
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Apart from pirates!!
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This account is a relic of the past and must be placed in a museum |
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2010/04/14 23:53:22
Subject: WAR!!
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Wolf Guard Bodyguard in Terminator Armor
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Space Pirate > Earth Pirate
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THE HORUS HERESY: Emprah: Hours, go reconquer the galaxy so there can be a new golden age. Horus: But I should be Emprah, bawwwwww! Emprah: Magnus, stop it with the sorcery. Magnus: But I know what's best, bawwwwww! Emprah: Horus, tell Russ to bring Magnus to me because I said so. Horus: Emprah wants you to kill Magnus because he said so. Russ: Fine. Emprah's always right. Plus Ole Red has already been denounced as a traitor and I never liked him anyway. Russ: You're about to die, cyclops! Magnus: O noes! Tzeentch, I choose you! Bawwwww! Russ: Ah well. Now to go kill Horus. Russ: Rowboat, how have you not been doing anything? Guilliman: . . . I've been writing a book. Russ: Sigh. Let's go. Guilliman: And I fought the Word Bearers! Horus: Oh shi--Spess Puppies a'comin? Abbadon: And the Ultramarines, sir. Horus: Who? Anyway, this looks bad. *enter Sanguinis* What are you doing here? Come to join me? Sanguinius: *throws self on Horus's power claws* Alas, I am undone! When you play Castlevania, remember me! *enter Emprah* Emprah: Horus! So my favorite son killed my favorite daughter! Horus: What about the Lion? Emprah: Never liked her. Horus: No one does. Now prepare to die! *mortally wounds Emprah*Emprah: Au contraire, you dick. *kills Horus* Dorn: Okay, now I just plug this into this and . . . okay, it works! Emprah? Hellooooo? Jonson: I did nothing! Guilliman: I did more nothing that you! Jonson: Nuh-uh. I was the most worthless! Guilliman: Have you read my book? Dorn: No one likes that book. Khan: C'mon guys. It's not that bad. Dorn: I guess not. Russ: You all suck. Ima go bring the Emprah back to life.
DA:80-S+++G+++M++++B++I+Pw40k97#+D++++A++++/fWD199R+++T(S)DM+ |
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2010/04/15 10:32:43
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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Space pirates? HA....
S.P.A.N.C. Them....
Space Pirate Amazon Ninja Catgirl, FTW!
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2010/04/15 12:55:35
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Faithful Squig Companion
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Overweight cats can't go up to space, be a pirate, survive in the amazon or possibly be swift enough to be a ninja.
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This account is a relic of the past and must be placed in a museum |
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2010/04/15 21:42:00
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
New Jersey
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2010/04/15 22:45:46
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Faithful Squig Companion
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Random
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This account is a relic of the past and must be placed in a museum |
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2010/04/16 00:52:52
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
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DR:90-S+GMB++I+Pw40k08#+D+A++/wWD344R+T(M)DM+
Avatar graciously given by Broadside
If you want peace, prepare for war
  http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/349071.page -Ultramarines, Imperials, Inq, etc.
A nearby cat showed no outward signs of being impressed.
kaesar, sigh.- Captain Solon
In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is only Paperwork.- Zefig |
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2010/04/17 11:19:51
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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This will take care of those nasty symptoms.....
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2010/04/17 12:25:47
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Faithful Squig Companion
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yes
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This account is a relic of the past and must be placed in a museum |
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2010/04/17 23:20:29
Subject: WAR!!
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Most Glorious Grey Seer
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Abuse of modern pharmaceuticals always carry a price.
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2010/04/17 23:57:35
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Faithful Squig Companion
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AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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This account is a relic of the past and must be placed in a museum |
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2010/04/18 17:38:33
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
New Jersey
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Better Screamer
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2010/04/18 22:06:03
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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More famous painter.
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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2010/04/19 00:51:41
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
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Missing something?
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DR:90-S+GMB++I+Pw40k08#+D+A++/wWD344R+T(M)DM+
Avatar graciously given by Broadside
If you want peace, prepare for war
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/349071.page -Ultramarines, Imperials, Inq, etc.
A nearby cat showed no outward signs of being impressed.
kaesar, sigh.- Captain Solon
In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is only Paperwork.- Zefig |
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2010/04/19 01:24:24
Subject: WAR!!
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Cleans the ear. 
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/19 01:24:53
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2010/04/20 00:16:56
Subject: WAR!!
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Crazed Gorger
bonney lake, wa
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not as good as this does
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95% of teens would go into a panic attack if the jonas brothers were about to jump off the empire state building copy and paste this if you are the 5% who would pull up a lawn chair grab some popcorn and yell JUMP BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am Black/Green
Take The Magic Dual Colour Test - Beta today!
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2010/04/21 02:29:09
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
New Jersey
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Laughs at you for needing a truck.
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2010/04/21 03:06:36
Subject: WAR!!
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Legendary Master of the Chapter
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This message was edited 3 times. Last update was at 2010/04/21 03:09:05
From whom are unforgiven we bring the mercy of war. |
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2010/04/21 03:45:24
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
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Not much good without the firing pin (assuming this is indeed such)
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DR:90-S+GMB++I+Pw40k08#+D+A++/wWD344R+T(M)DM+
Avatar graciously given by Broadside
If you want peace, prepare for war
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/349071.page -Ultramarines, Imperials, Inq, etc.
A nearby cat showed no outward signs of being impressed.
kaesar, sigh.- Captain Solon
In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is only Paperwork.- Zefig |
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2010/04/21 20:53:25
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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No worries, this dose to need to be fired to kill you
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
Order of the bloodied sword |
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2010/04/21 21:44:18
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
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Just don't be going into any steel factories or manufacturing plants any time soon, Ah-nold
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DR:90-S+GMB++I+Pw40k08#+D+A++/wWD344R+T(M)DM+
Avatar graciously given by Broadside
If you want peace, prepare for war
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/349071.page -Ultramarines, Imperials, Inq, etc.
A nearby cat showed no outward signs of being impressed.
kaesar, sigh.- Captain Solon
In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is only Paperwork.- Zefig |
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2010/04/22 21:11:16
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Steel mils you say? And guns... No worries some area bombardment will take care of that
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
Order of the bloodied sword |
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2010/04/23 02:34:26
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Long-Range Ultramarine Land Speeder Pilot
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Largest cannon ever built (if memory serves right)
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DR:90-S+GMB++I+Pw40k08#+D+A++/wWD344R+T(M)DM+
Avatar graciously given by Broadside
If you want peace, prepare for war
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/349071.page -Ultramarines, Imperials, Inq, etc.
A nearby cat showed no outward signs of being impressed.
kaesar, sigh.- Captain Solon
In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is only Paperwork.- Zefig |
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2010/04/24 12:16:32
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Monstrous Master Moulder
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SABOTAGE!
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Bewhiskered Gasmasks: For the Post-Apocalyptic Gentleman
And to this day, on darkest nyte
It can be seen, they tell
A Prynce of Rattes, in finery
Upon a horned bell.
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2010/04/24 14:10:50
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Twisting Tzeentch Horror
New Jersey
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More entertaining sabotage.
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2010/04/24 14:11:23
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2010/04/25 07:41:19
Subject: WAR!!
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Executing Exarch
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Better Jewish Rapper.
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2010/04/25 12:28:41
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
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Here is something to clear that jew out
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Lenge leve Norge, måtte hun altidd være fri
Disciples Of Nidhog 2500 (CSM)
Order of the bloodied sword |
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2010/04/25 20:23:42
Subject: Re:WAR!!
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Terminator with Assault Cannon
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A better use for those Lightening bolts....
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Of all the races of the universe the Squats have the longest memories and the shortest tempers. They are uncouth, unpredictably violent, and frequently drunk. Overall, I'm glad they're on our side!
Office of Naval Intelligence Research discovers 3 out of 4 sailors make up 75% of U.S. Navy.
"Madness is like gravity... All you need is a little push."
:Nilla Marines: 2500
:Marine "Scouts": 2500 (Systemically Quarantined, Unsupported, Abhuman, Truncated Soldiers)
"On one side of me stand my Homeworld, Stronghold and Brotherhood; On the other, my ancestors. I cannot behave otherwise than honorably."
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