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okay everyone listen up.
NEED MORE CREW.
reinforcments are expected soon.
its the Khantonian 1st exploratory/liberation battle group.
as its my homeworld they were very happy to assighn them to me.
so far we have:

1 Mars class battlecruiser-the Vindictive Strike
-commander ollie-speciality-weapons
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-flight officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Tyrant class cruiser-the Creed of Death
-commander Harkker Gillius
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Gothic class cruiser-the Furys Lance
-commander Petraes 'The Emperors Hammer' Goon
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Strike cruiser-the Hells Fury[flagship].
-fleet commander Jacob "Goth Boy"
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer-3rd officer Noremac
-weapons officer
-flight officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Black ops cobra class frigate-Shadow Hunter
-Captian-
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

what do you think?

Heres your incentive to join

ALL ships come with seats.
swively seats.
with those little wheels.
and supa-smooth freshley waxed laminate flooring.
and the little wheels have the And they shall know no friction rule
oh and the commander has a special grav chair.
And yes... they CAN be dreadnought size.

Sorry for being offline so long but i got into an argument with redsn and well him being a Mod you know and i got 1 whole MONTHS banning .
colledge life got rapidly boring.

Now....

WE SHALL DO WAR TO THE MUSIC OF TRISTANIA TARJA TURUNEN CRADLE OF FILTH WITHIN TEMPTATION KAMELOT AND ANGLEZOOM.

ONWARD FOR GOTHIC MUSIC,CULTURE VICTORIE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN OF LOOSE VIRTUES AND BISCUITS(because i can)

Onward for beautiful women of loose virtues!!!!!

Onward for biscuits

FOR BISCUITS, FOR WOMEN AND FOR GOTHIC MUSIC! THIS GALAXY WILL TRULY BE CLEANSED FROM FILTH! WHY? BECAUSE WE SAY SO!!!

Name: Brother Rammell
Nickname: Brother Pummel
Squad/model: Devastator Squad Marine
Likes: His Lascannon named Christine, beating xenos scum over the head with said lascannon, tucking in said lascannon, cleaning said lascannon, shooting said lascannon, long walks on the beach with said lascannon, writing poetry serenading said lascannon, smoking (Christine doesn't approve), and xenos (without them, who would he kill?).
Dislikes: smoke getting in his helmet.
Description: A battle hardened veteran, Brother Rammell has grown to learn that the only thing he can rely on is battle is his steadfastness in the heat of battle and his trusty lascannon, affectionately named Christine. He is known to have, in close combat, use his lascannon as a CCW pummeling the enemies of the Imperium as if it were a mace. From this, orks have grown to respect "da big hummie who goes choppa choppa wid hiz dakka dakka." Many of his battle brothers have grown to respect him, however his superiors have had a few headaches over him puffing cigars inside his helmet which has occasionally resulted in him missing his targets.
How does he/she look?: Brown hair, hazel eyes, almost always seen with his lascannon, and has a necklace of parts of his victims who suffer a heavy blow in CC from his lascannon.

Good, finally more recruits. Report to my office, so that you will finally become an true warrior of the Knights of Blood.

Name: Brother Thomas
Nickname: Jerry Can
Squad/model: Biker waving a Jerry Can and an ork skull strapped over the Head Light also commander of the black ops cobra frigate The Shadow Hunter
Likes: Fighting and going fast
Dislikes: Crashing
Description: Massive rivals with the driver of the Baal Predator, Brother Oliver. He gained his nickname after a high speed duel with an ork speed freak which ended with the green skin getting a face full of steel Jerry Can.
How does he look? : Black Hair, Medium Height

Sir, Brother Rammell reports to the Chapter Master for the first time as ordered, sir.

(...puffing cigar...)

Can I please be a Sanguinary Priest with Jump pack?

Name: David.

Info: A tough Priest with hatred to spare.

Likes: Killing tyranids, and any other Xeno scum he hates.

Welcome, new recruits, TO THE KNIGHTS OF BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!

We have cookies!

Colonel-Commissar wrote:Welcome, new recruits, TO THE KNIGHTS OF BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!

We have cookies!

If they happen to be oatmeal raisin, I'll kill you.

King Pariah wrote:

Colonel-Commissar wrote:Welcome, new recruits, TO THE KNIGHTS OF BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!

We have cookies!

If they happen to be oatmeal raisin, I'll kill you.

Some are, some aren't. It depends where the Emperor guides your hand

death to oatmeal raisan!!!!!!!!!!!

Welcome, now hand me that sigar

thenoobbomb wrote:Welcome, now hand me that sigar

"Do as the master says, or else..."

-Draco

The glass ninja wrote:Sorry but my grammar nazi mode just kicked in and i noticed that some of the words you used to describe him are wrong too.

zilegil wrote:Name: Brother-Private Zilef Zilegil
Nickname: He does not have one
Squad/model: The bloodfists. He has a bolter.
Likes: Contemplative and aloof. He is silent, but when he speaks, he speaks well.
Dislikes: Maverickness (I would suggest recklessness here) and red thirst.
Description: He succumbs to red thirst less than most. His mad strikes are rather rare, and when they happen he is not effected as strongly as most.
How does he look?: At a comparison to a normal human, he looks about 35, so aging slightly. Clean shaven with dark hair that sticks up in odd directions.

Surely it works either way? I was thinking it would not make too much sense to 'like' an adjective? I don't know I might look it up.

The Epic Chaosdude!!! wrote:

thenoobbomb wrote:Welcome, now hand me that sigar

"Do as the master says, or else..."

-Draco

*Sigh*

Fine.... :(

(pulls out another cigar )

zilegil wrote:

The glass ninja wrote:Sorry but my grammar nazi mode just kicked in and i noticed that some of the words you used to describe him are wrong too.

zilegil wrote:Name: Brother-Private Zilef Zilegil
Nickname: He does not have one
Squad/model: The bloodfists. He has a bolter.
Likes: Contemplative and aloof. He is silent, but when he speaks, he speaks well.
Dislikes: Maverickness (I would suggest recklessness here) and red thirst.
Description: He succumbs to red thirst less than most. His mad strikes are rather rare, and when they happen he is not effected as strongly as most.
How does he look?: At a comparison to a normal human, he looks about 35, so aging slightly. Clean shaven with dark hair that sticks up in odd directions.

Surely it works either way? I was thinking it would not make too much sense to 'like' an adjective? I don't know I might look it up.

Whatever you want, i was really just trying to help.

The glass ninja wrote:

zilegil wrote:

The glass ninja wrote:Sorry but my grammar nazi mode just kicked in and i noticed that some of the words you used to describe him are wrong too.

zilegil wrote:Name: Brother-Private Zilef Zilegil
Nickname: He does not have one
Squad/model: The bloodfists. He has a bolter.
Likes: Contemplative and aloof. He is silent, but when he speaks, he speaks well.
Dislikes: Maverickness (I would suggest recklessness here) and red thirst.
Description: He succumbs to red thirst less than most. His mad strikes are rather rare, and when they happen he is not effected as strongly as most.
How does he look?: At a comparison to a normal human, he looks about 35, so aging slightly. Clean shaven with dark hair that sticks up in odd directions.

Surely it works either way? I was thinking it would not make too much sense to 'like' an adjective? I don't know I might look it up.

Whatever you want, i was really just trying to help.

No offense felt.

How facinating grammar is!

(Puts on best infomercial voice) Here at the Knights of Blood, we do things properly. Our cookies are all chocolate chip, made from a Fairtrade source. you won't find a better cookie in lightyears.

AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!!!

Colonel-Commissar wrote:(Puts on best infomercial voice) Here at the Knights of Blood, we do things properly. Our cookies are all chocolate chip, made from a Fairtrade source. you won't find a better cookie in lightyears.

AND DON'T YOU FORGET IT!!!!!

All who forget about it must come to my office, where you will be prepared for an trip to the Eye of Terror... alone.

-Draco

No problem for me

OK, this chapter has a serious problem. If we keep sending our members off on penance crusades, we're not gonna have any members. We're light on numbers as it is (unless the rest of the chapter is made of redshirt Marines)

Gentlemen, stop this madness now!!!!!

Yeah, we need 'em to kill Orkses and DE!

okay everyone listen up.
NEED MORE CREW.
reinforcments are expected soon.
its the Khantonian 1st exploratory/liberation battle group.
as its my homeworld they were very happy to assighn them to me.
so far we have:

1 Mars class battlecruiser-the Vindictive Strike
-commander ollie-speciality-weapons
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-flight officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Tyrant class cruiser-the Creed of Death
-commander Harkker Gillius
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Gothic class cruiser-the Furys Lance
-commander Petraes 'The Emperors Hammer' Goon
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Strike cruiser-the Hells Fury[flagship].
-fleet commander Jacob "Goth Boy"
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer-3rd officer Noremac
-weapons officer
-flight officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

1 Black ops cobra class frigate-Shadow Hunter
-Captian- Brother Thomas
-1st officer
-2nd officer
-3rd officer
-weapons officer
-ordnance officer
-helm officer

what do you think?

Heres your incentive to join

ALL ships come with seats.
swively seats.
with those little wheels.
and supa-smooth freshley waxed laminate flooring.
and the little wheels have the And they shall know no friction rule
oh and the commander has a special grav chair.
And yes... they CAN be dreadnought size.

NOW my fellow battle brothers we shall listen to the sweet music of one of our sacred disks-a Kamelot i think
]opens CD case[
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
]falls to knees and drops case. everyone crowds round to see a.....Dun Dun Dunnn....Justin Beiber disk!!!! [
(everyone)nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
]picks up note[
LISTEN TO THIS....THE ACCURSED JUSTIN BEIBER IS ON THE ORK FLAGSHIP WITH OUR DISK
]foaming at the helmet ventilator[
IM GONNA GO GET IT BACK!!!!!! WHOS WITH ME!!!!

(battle report tomorrow)

master of ordinance wrote:NOW my fellow battle brothers we shall listen to the sweet music of one of our sacred disks-a Kamelot i think
]opens CD case[
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
]falls to knees and drops case. everyone crowds round to see a.....Dun Dun Dunnn....Justin Beiber disk!!!! [
(everyone)nnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
]picks up note[
LISTEN TO THIS....THE ACCURSED JUSTIN BEIBER IS ON THE ORK FLAGSHIP WITH OUR DISK
]foaming at the helmet ventilator[
IM GONNA GO GET IT BACK!!!!!! WHOS WITH ME!!!!

(battle report tomorrow)

That bas**rd. TO ME MY BROTHERS! WE SHALL CLEANSE THIS SCUM FROM GALAXY!! FOR OUR CHAPTER AND GOD EMPEROR!!!

-Draco

Dont touch the Chapter Masters Justin Bieber disk!

And tell me, (this is getting old..), do Orks like Justin Bieber?

Gentlemen, there is a worrying disturbance in the cosmic aether. Justin Bieber, the reincarnation of Horus, is aboard his flagship 'Tonus Deafus' - a ship that has shields only penetrable by Nova Cannon shells - such as those carried by my ship, the Vindictive Strike.

HE'S MINE BOYS!!!!! BOARDING TIME!!!!!