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Colonel-Commissar wrote:Gentlemen, there is a worrying disturbance in the cosmic aether. Justin Bieber, the reincarnation of Horus, is aboard his flagship 'Tonus Deafus' - a ship that has shields only penetrable by Nova Cannon shells - such as those carried by my ship, the Vindictive Strike.

HE'S MINE BOYS!!!!! BOARDING TIME!!!!!

*Goes and steals a ship,then enters warp-drive, and finally arrives at the battelfield*



Please don't try and bypass the language filter. Ta. reds8n

[report authority jacob "goth boy"]

fleets
Knights of Blood
1x strike cruiser-Hells Fury-flagship
1x mars class-Vindictive Strike
1x tyrant class-Creed of Death
1x black ops frigate-Shadow Hunter

Justin Beibers mercanaries
1x kill kroozer
2x ravagers

Turn 1
we warped out just infront of the enemys fleeing ships.
Ollie instantly fired his Nova cannon but in his haste the shot fell short. Seeing this he orderd 4 wings of bombers to be launched. Jacob orderd 2 wings of assault boats launched whilst Harkker Gillius launched a full salvo of torpedos directly at the Kill kroozer. The Shadow Hunter hurtled down the left flank. the orks were unable to do anything as the torpedoes hurtled straight into it blowing chunks of its hull all over the void.

Turn 2
Ollie corrected his aim and scored a direct hit!!! huge chunks of ship were blown every wear and the kroozer visibly lost power as huge gouts of flame vomited from its engine decks and internal explosions blew through it. the Shadow Hunter swung about and raced directly for the crippled kroozer. Thomas stood on his bridge and orderd the main lasers to fire, the tiny lasers blew chunks of the hull far out of proportion to the size of the guns. seeing his target was almost gone he personaly hit the the firing button for the torpedoes. the twin missiles streaked out and hit the kroozer blowing huge chunks out of it and reducing it to a near hulk.
the bombers paired off against the ravagers and vaporised the sluggish escorts whilst the assault boats plunged straight into the kroozer their crews wrecking much of its remaining weapons but failing to find the sacred disk. in shear desperation the Thomas launched a teleport attack directly onto the kroozers bridge. the boarders snatched the sacred disk and were teleported back just before the kroozer vaporised. Just as the kroozer exploded a small ship left it and made a quick warp jump out of system.

[report end]

Name: Brother Julius

Nickname: Pepperoni

Position: Death Company Assault Marine

Likes: Jumping on Trampolines, Drinking Fosters

Dislikes: Walking, Talking to people, Singing and people who cheat.

Description: Joining the Chapter in 786.41M, Julius quickly found his way into the Assault squads. When most of his fellow squadron members fell to a line of Tau Gunfire on the thick marses of Defollis, Julius soon reformed his squadron with only the finest Knights he could find. The reformed squad is called Squadron Gabriel, after his former master. He has fought in countless campaigns, but his moment of glory came when he plunged his squadron into the depths of a Tyranid horde, his squad coming out battered yet victorious, Julius clucthing the head of the Hive Tyrant in his Powerfist. Julius finally fell to the Black Rage in 895.41M

How he looks: Lightly Decorated armour, Incredibly ornate Powerfist, Charging constanly, Hand flamer, Jump Pack.

Glad to serve under the Bloodfists! Where's my free milkshake?

We dont give milkshakes. Only cookies.
*Gives a cookie*

Welcome to our ranks!

-Draco

Yay! (Eats the cookie!) Om nom nom

Enjoy your cooky.
Tomorrow I might do a boarding action against Bieber/Orks.

Count me and Christine in.

Boomz!

Warlord Bieber has been sighted!

I see he is finally learning to do something else than point...

Hi is mine to kill...

thenoobbomb wrote:Warlord Bieber has been sighted!

DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTHHHHHHH TTOOOOOOO BBBIIIIIIEBBBBER

Chaosdude, you are forgetting the Emperor's ninteenth Commandment:

Thou shalt not kill-steal!!!!! He is mine!!!!!

I shall have the head of the reincarnation of Horus!!!!!

Ok, the way we solve this is we quarter his body and give the head to thenoobbomb. That way we're all happy.

May I, a lowly new recruit, attempt to pummel his face in with my lascannon? PLEASE??????

King Pariah wrote:May I, a lowly new recruit, attempt to pummel his face in with my lascannon? PLEASE??????

That head belongs to our Chapter master. Try to cripple the fiend without destroying its head too much.
I myself will rip his heart from his chest. Will make a good add on to my collection

-Draco

The Epic Chaosdude!!! wrote:

King Pariah wrote:May I, a lowly new recruit, attempt to pummel his face in with my lascannon? PLEASE??????

That head belongs to our Chapter master. Try to cripple the fiend without destroying its head too much.
I myself will rip his heart from his chest. Will make a good add on to my collection

-Draco

I just wanna tie one of his vocal cords to my necklace of those I pummeled into submission...

-Brother Rammell

The head is mine.
His body, however..

The Deathless Host wrote:

thenoobbomb wrote:Warlord Bieber has been sighted!

DEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAATTTTTHHHHHHH TTOOOOOOO BBBIIIIIIEBBBBER

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

]Frothing at helmet ventilator[

GIVE ME HIS TESTICLES

]charges forward waving his Baal predator over his head[

KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

]enters homicidal psycopathic rage[

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Activates teleportation device*

]hurtles towards shadows still weilding Baal Predator and frothing at the ventilator[

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ILL GET THERE FIRST!!!!!!!!!

]shadows coelesce. Jacob vanishes still weilding his precious tank[

master of ordinance wrote:]hurtles towards shadows still weilding Baal Predator and frothing at the ventilator[

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ILL GET THERE FIRST!!!!!!!!!

]shadows coelesce. Jacob vanishes still weilding his precious tank[

NO! Where did you vanish Jacob?! I need a partner, who I can compete against.

Oh well. More killing for me. DIE BIEBER!!!!!!

]shadows coalesce on the bridge of Justin Beibers ship and a figure in black and red power armour weilding a Baal Predator over his head and frothing at the ventilator appears[

BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

]Runs forwards and starts swnging his tank in devestating,bloody arcs[

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

WAGHHHHHHHHH charge for the emperor brothers!

The glass ninja wrote:WAGHHHHHHHHH charge for the emperor brothers!

Thats not a waagh

THIS is

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DIE BEAST!!
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRR THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAH!!!!!

LET ME OUTTA THIS THING!!!!! I'M GONNA BE SICK!!!!! LET ME DOWN SO THAT I MIGHT SLAY HIM!!!!! I DEMAND THE HONOUR OF SLAYING HIM!!!!! I MUST HAVE IT!!!!!



FOR LOVERS OF GOOD MUSIC EVERYWHERE, LET ME AT 'IM!!!!!

Colonel-Commissar wrote:AAAAAH!!!!!

LET ME OUTTA THIS THING!!!!! I'M GONNA BE SICK!!!!! LET ME DOWN SO THAT I MIGHT SLAY HIM!!!!! I DEMAND THE HONOUR OF SLAYING HIM!!!!! I MUST HAVE IT!!!!!



FOR LOVERS OF GOOD MUSIC EVERYWHERE, LET ME AT 'IM!!!!!

I like good music. BUT HIS HEART IS MINE!!!

To make our victory all the better (yes, I won), I made sure that Warlord Bieber found his end by the chapter master.
Expect pictures soon, together with a Land Raider and Terminators.

HIS VOCAL CORDS ARE MINE!!!!