Fastest way to mentally traumatize a swat team

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**Nurgle**

Alright, so lets say you are about to be raided for using third party miniatures at a GW store. You cannot cause physical harm to the swat team that is about to bust your door down, but you must cause such a psychological breakdown in their ranks that they flee.

Hardmode: You must have clothes on

**Dropbear Victim**

The SWAT blow me away in a hail of bullets and with my dying breath I roll successful t-shirt saves. I then get up completely unharmed.

**messhallcook**

I just hand them a copy of some GW material whether it be a rulebook or supplement to read...

Then I sit back and eat some balut as I watch their faces melt trying to make sense of any of it...

**TheCustomLime**

To copy an idea down from the home defense thread....

I carpet my floor with legos. Just a sea of legos.

**Lord Oja**

TheCustomLime wrote:
To copy an idea down from the home defense thread....

I carpet my floor with legos. Just a sea of legos.

Why not just d4s?

**Laughing Man**

How much time do you have? Because you could always just recreate a xenomorph hive with newspaper and feces.

**reds8n**

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