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2016/12/10 10:01:17
Subject: Dead boring story of the week
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[DCM]
Et In Arcadia Ego
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British people are embarrassed by necrophilia, says Huddersfield academic
....well... so.... is it viewed differently by you foreign types , with your heathen ways ? 
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The poor man really has a stake in the country. The rich man hasn't; he can go away to New Guinea in a yacht. The poor have sometimes objected to being governed badly; the rich have always objected to being governed at all
We love our superheroes because they refuse to give up on us. We can analyze them out of existence, kill them, ban them, mock them, and still they return, patiently reminding us of who we are and what we wish we could be.
"the play's the thing wherein I'll catch the conscience of the king,
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2016/12/10 15:55:48
Subject: Dead boring story of the week
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Confessor Of Sins
WA, USA
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Well come on, after a long day sometimes you just wanna kick back and crack open a cold one.
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 Ouze wrote:
Afterward, Curran killed a guy in the parking lot with a trident.
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2016/12/10 20:30:19
Subject: Dead boring story of the week
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Drakhun
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Well I've always been embarrassed by my necrophilia, I can't bring it up in conversation without something thinking I'm a freak for loving the recently deceased.....
But seriously, no cases? That's quite odd.
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DS:90-S+G+++M++B-IPw40k03+D+A++/fWD-R++T(T)DM+
Warmachine MKIII record 39W/0D/6L
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2016/12/10 21:32:43
Subject: Dead boring story of the week
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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It is very illegal in the UK. Bestiality and necrophilia porn are categorised alongside child porn, and have broadly similar penalties in current legislation.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. By the juice of the brew my thoughts aquire speed, my mind becomes strained, the strain becomes a warning. It is by tea alone I set my mind in motion. |
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2016/12/11 00:27:47
Subject: Dead boring story of the week
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Assassin with Black Lotus Poison
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Where did I learn what necrophilia is? It was way before the Jimmy Savile stuff, pretty sure of that.
Maybe from random trawling of wikipedia and the internet in general and ending up on pages about serial killers?
Huh, I haven't the slightest idea when/how I became aware of necrophilia as a thing.
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The Laws of Thermodynamics:
1) You cannot win. 2) You cannot break even. 3) You cannot stop playing the game.
Colonel Flagg wrote:You think you're real smart. But you're not smart; you're dumb. Very dumb. But you've met your match in me.
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2016/12/11 00:46:06
Subject: Re:Dead boring story of the week
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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I don't know how/when either, Malus. All I know is that it's a piece of information I regret retaining Makes bestiality look tame by comparison 
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G.A - Should've called myself Ghost Ark
Makeup Whiskers? This is War Paint! |
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2016/12/11 01:15:48
Subject: Re:Dead boring story of the week
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Ragin' Ork Dreadnought
Monarchy of TBD
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Do you count the undead as necrophilia? If so, Americans are totally into it. From Dracula to 'From Dusk til Dawn' we're covered in sexy vampire films.
Spoilered- possibly NSFW or anywhere really.
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Klawz-Ramming is a subset of citrus fruit?
Gwar- "And everyone wants a bigger Spleen!"
Mercurial wrote:
I admire your aplomb and instate you as Baron of the Seas and Lord Marshall of Privateers.
Orkeosaurus wrote:Star Trek also said we'd have X-Wings by now. We all see how that prediction turned out.
Orkeosaurus, on homophobia, the nature of homosexuality, and the greatness of George Takei.
English doesn't borrow from other languages. It follows them down dark alleyways and mugs them for loose grammar.
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2016/12/11 01:17:29
Subject: Re:Dead boring story of the week
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Longtime Dakkanaut
On a surly Warboar, leading the Waaagh!
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 Gitzbitah wrote:Do you count the undead as necrophilia? If so, Americans are totally into it. From Dracula to 'From Dusk til Dawn' we're covered in sexy vampire films.
Spoilered- possibly NSFW or anywhere really.
Unnecrophelia? 
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2016/12/11 04:04:23
Subject: Dead boring story of the week
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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My uncle is number one corpse fether in all Louisiana!
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DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
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2016/12/11 10:21:48
Subject: Dead boring story of the week
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan
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Oh to be a fly on the wall at Kronk Towers this Christmas.
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Oli: Can I be an orc?
Everyone: No.
Oli: But it fits through the doors, Look! |
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2016/12/11 12:31:37
Subject: Dead boring story of the week
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Battlefortress Driver with Krusha Wheel
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My PLog
Curently: DZC
Set phasers to malkie! |
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2016/12/12 00:19:13
Subject: Dead boring story of the week
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Anti-Armour Swiss Guard
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Twilight is both necrophilia AND possibly paedo- and certainly bad fiction.
Necrophilia is dead boring ...
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I'm OVER 50 (and so far over everyone's BS, too).
Old enough to know better, young enough to not give a ****.
That is not dead which can eternal lie ...
... and yet, with strange aeons, even death may die.
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2016/12/12 06:48:36
Subject: Re:Dead boring story of the week
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Fixture of Dakka
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So that is why the movie nekromantik didn't catch on in the UK 
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2016/12/12 12:07:07
Subject: Dead boring story of the week
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Towering Hierophant Bio-Titan
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Absolutely. I imagine it to be something like the family from 'House of 1000 Corpses' meets the Rockefellers with a smattering of Errol Flynn type swordplay. Automatically Appended Next Post: Oh and cowbells.
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Oli: Can I be an orc?
Everyone: No.
Oli: But it fits through the doors, Look! |
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2016/12/12 19:02:56
Subject: Re:Dead boring story of the week
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Longtime Dakkanaut
Building a blood in water scent
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All you squeamish chaps should check out Kissed before you rush to judge non-conventional love.
Romance after death can be a beautiful thing, apparently.
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We were once so close to heaven, St. Peter came out and gave us medals; declaring us "The nicest of the damned".
“Anti-intellectualism has been a constant thread winding its way through our political and cultural life, nurtured by the false notion that democracy means that 'my ignorance is just as good as your knowledge.'” |
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2016/12/12 19:21:07
Subject: Dead boring story of the week
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Confessor Of Sins
WA, USA
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 chromedog wrote:Twilight is both necrophilia AND possibly paedo- and certainly bad fiction.
Necrophilia is dead boring ...
More like dead boning.
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Ouze wrote:
Afterward, Curran killed a guy in the parking lot with a trident.
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2016/12/13 16:38:24
Subject: Dead boring story of the week
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch
avoiding the lorax on Crion
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Dead boring...
And I thought the undead where digging a tunnel...
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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.
"May the odds be ever in your favour"
Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.
FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all. |
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2016/12/14 10:02:13
Subject: Dead boring story of the week
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Honestly thats a bit interesting. I know Ive heard of people being charged here for that and the news actually saying that was among the charges. I remember even readi a craigslist ad once where someone was looking for a near to death person so he or she (dont remember if the poster was man or woman) could sleep one night along side the dead body.
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