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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/13 01:06:27
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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So I'm curious what they would have to say to each other, kinda like in tts but keep in mind that its been hinted that Magnus knew that Horus was the one who tricked Leman Russ to attack him. And for the sake of making this easy lets say they met psickly.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/13 01:26:58
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
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"Look at what you have become my son"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/13 03:22:12
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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It would probably be a web-series worth of shenanigans...
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/13 04:03:14
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
The Internet- where men are men, women are men, and kids are undercover cops
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Just so long as no one brings up the Space Wolves...
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Jon Garrett wrote:Perhaps not technically a Marine Chapter anymore, but the Flame Falcons would be pretty creepy to fight.
"Boss, we waz out lookin' for grub when some of them Spice Marines showed up and shot all the lads."
"Right. Well, did you at least use the burnas?"
"We tried, but the gits was already on fire."
"...Kunnin'." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/13 15:47:05
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Androgynous Daemon Prince of Slaanesh
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Emp: "Mags, what the hell? Why did you side against me?"
Magnus: "You sent that mongrel to kill me"
Emp: "Who, Fleabag Russ? He was sent to bring you to talk to me"
Magnus: "Talk? He tried to kill me."
Emp: "HOOOOOORRRRRUUUUSSSSSSSS!"
Horus's Ghost: "Tee-hee!!"
Magnus: "I'm sorry daddy!!"
Emp: "I'm sorry, my boy!"
*mass hugs!!!*
*chaos cries*
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Reality is a nice place to visit, but I'd hate to live there.
Manchu wrote:I'm a Catholic. We eat our God.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/13 16:44:33
Subject: Re:What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Stalwart Dark Angels Space Marine
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My teorie is that magnus might come back to the emperors side, and sacrifice himself to either free his legion or free the emperor. And hell either die in the process or be stuck in the golden throne. Since originally magnus was meant to be the only one who could winstand the mental strain of the astronomicon, eve malcaeol died after powering it for a few hours. And the only way the emperor could be removed without shutting down the darn thing is either for magnus to take his birthright and master of the astronomicon or for the warp to calm down to pre heresy levels.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/13 19:23:15
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Bonkers Buggy Driver with Rockets
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Beat me to it.
In all seriousness I think that Big E would try to convince Magnus to renounce Tzeentch or at least cease all conflict with the Imperium, but because (unlike TTS) the Emperor probably can't just beat up Tzeentch and steal Magnus's soul back, and Tzeentch has some power over Magnus, Emp's efforts would probably be futile. Unless one of Tzeentch's plans involved Magnus and father to reunite, in which case things would probably go better.
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40k drinking game: take a shot everytime a book references Skitarii using transports.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/13 20:07:33
Subject: Re:What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Pragmatic Primus Commanding Cult Forces
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Emperor: "Ah, my brother. Have the plans been set in motion?"
Magnus: "The plans have been set in motion."
Emperor: "Excellent. Hydra Dominatus!"
Magnus: "Hydra Dominatus!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/14 07:52:20
Subject: Re:What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Shas'ui with Bonding Knife
The Internet- where men are men, women are men, and kids are undercover cops
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Pedro31 wrote:My teorie is that magnus might come back to the emperors side, and sacrifice himself to either free his legion or free the emperor. And hell either die in the process or be stuck in the golden throne. Since originally magnus was meant to be the only one who could winstand the mental strain of the astronomicon, eve malcaeol died after powering it for a few hours. And the only way the emperor could be removed without shutting down the darn thing is either for magnus to take his birthright and master of the astronomicon or for the warp to calm down to pre heresy levels.
I think it's more likely that Alpharius or Curze will come back from the dead and help the Imperium.
Magnus is too damned arrogant to admit he was wrong. The one time he did, he changed his mind, gave in to Tzeentch, and teleported what was left of his legion to the Planet of Sorcerers.
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Jon Garrett wrote:Perhaps not technically a Marine Chapter anymore, but the Flame Falcons would be pretty creepy to fight.
"Boss, we waz out lookin' for grub when some of them Spice Marines showed up and shot all the lads."
"Right. Well, did you at least use the burnas?"
"We tried, but the gits was already on fire."
"...Kunnin'." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/14 08:52:40
Subject: Re:What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Locked in the Tower of Amareo
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Pedro31 wrote:My teorie is that magnus might come back to the emperors side, and sacrifice himself to either free his legion or free the emperor. And hell either die in the process or be stuck in the golden throne. Since originally magnus was meant to be the only one who could winstand the mental strain of the astronomicon, eve malcaeol died after powering it for a few hours. And the only way the emperor could be removed without shutting down the darn thing is either for magnus to take his birthright and master of the astronomicon or for the warp to calm down to pre heresy levels.
Strain became issue because of the breach in webway. Before that Astronomicon was notably easier to control as Emperor could do that without being plugged into the golden throne.
Might be possible to have lesser psyker control it IF the breach caused by Magnus could be fixed. Too bad makers of webway aren't around for bit of fixing
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/14 13:19:08
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Agile Revenant Titan
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"Me? Look at you! You're a corpse on a giant golden toilet. I've got wings man. Wings. I'm a pimp-cane away from perfection."
Iron_Captain wrote:Emperor: "Ah, my brother. Have the plans been set in motion?"
Magnus: "The plans have been set in motion."
Emperor: "Excellent. Hydra Dominatus!"
Magnus: "Hydra Dominatus!"
Haha! Exalt
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/14 16:04:19
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Fighter Pilot
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timetowaste85 wrote:Emp: "Mags, what the hell? Why did you side against me?"
Magnus: "You sent that mongrel to kill me"
Emp: "Who, Fleabag Russ? He was sent to bring you to talk to me"
Magnus: "Talk? He tried to kill me."
Emp: "HOOOOOORRRRRUUUUSSSSSSSS!"
Laugh track.
Cue freeze frame.
Credits start to roll as Seinfeld-esque 90s sitcom music plays.
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Here's to me in my sober mood,
When I ramble, sit, and think.
Here's to me in my drunken mood,
When I gamble, sin, and drink.
And when my days are over,
And from this world I pass,
I hope they bury me upside down,
So the world can kiss my ass!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/15 23:18:30
Subject: Re:What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Commander of the Mysterious 2nd Legion
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after reading GS3, there is very little left of the old magnus IMHO.his hate, bitterness and overweening ambition have consumed him
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Opinions are not facts please don't confuse the two |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/16 08:10:42
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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!!Goffik Rocker!!
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Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns.
<Magnus goes red. Permanently>
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/16 13:34:20
Subject: Re:What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Lady of the Lake
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Emperor: "Look at all this crap that's entirely your fault for breaking my stuff"
Magnus: "It was Lorgar w"
Emperor: "Lorgar didn't psychically punch my Emperor Way in the dick did he?"
Magnus: "Emperor Way? You were just trying to hack into the Eldar's webway with that gakky little bootleg version you made"
Emperor: "Which was better in every possible way"
Magnus: "Then why did it break"
Emperor: "Because you won't let me have nice things"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/16 13:36:31
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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koooaei wrote:Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns.
<Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Are you saying that Magnus has an eye for flattery?
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/16 15:18:56
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Mysterious Techpriest
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How can the Episode from TTS not be linked already?
Magnus literally shows up in the Throne Room!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/16 15:33:49
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle
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Thairne wrote:How can the Episode from TTS not be linked already?
Magnus literally shows up in the Throne Room!
Because I made a tongue in cheek reference to it already...
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H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/17 16:33:20
Subject: Re:What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Fireknife Shas'el
Lisbon, Portugal
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E: "Once again, my son, you come to me. This time, however, I'm all ears. There's nowhere I can go or do these days."
M: "After ten thousand years, you FINALLY made time to listen? A bit late, perhaps?"
E: "A wizard is never late, nor is he-"
M: "I've red the Terran Apocrypha thousands of times, father. No need to quote the psykers of old to me - either fictitious or real."
E: "Tolkien was quite the word magician, wasn't he?"
M: "Yes, quite the sorc- Stop changing the subject! You sent those darn fleabags to end me, my Legion and my people because I tried to WARN you regarding what - look! - now HAPPENED!"
E: "Everything was part of the plan. I knew things would happen as they did."
M: "HA! And they called me the haughty one. So what - the trillions lives lost all this time were part of your plan as well?"
E: "Indeed they were so. This is the biggest test Humanity has to endure - to defeat the Primordial Annihilator. It's our task since the beginning."
M: "You know, if you have told me so, I wouldn't even bother coming here and breaking your golden bathroom..."
E: "And, doing that, wouldn't I have prevented what happened?"
M: "It could have been a better way. Imagine what the Imperium and Humanity would have been if we worked together, instead of having your way at everything."
E: "You're no better than me in this, my son. You made your Legion in your likeness."
M: "What's that? Ah, yes - Custodes! Oh, the hypocrisy!"
E: "..."
E: "So... tea?"
M: "Yes, please! Tzeentch always changes the flavor in mine. It's all chaos back there!"
Iron_Captain wrote:Emperor: "Ah, my brother. Have the plans been set in motion?"
Magnus: "The plans have been set in motion."
Emperor: "Excellent. Hydra Dominatus!"
Magnus: "Hydra Dominatus!"
Oh God, lol
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"Name one where it did that."
"IT JUST DOES OKAY!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/17 17:37:26
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Fixture of Dakka
Temple Prime
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Big E: "You up for game night with your old man, a clown god, the galaxy's oldest liar, and your boss Magnus?"
Magnus: "Try me."
One game of paradox Poker later
Magnus: "This was a mistake in every possible way."
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Midnightdeathblade wrote:Think of a daemon incursion like a fart you don't quite trust... you could either toot a little puff of air, bellow a great effluvium, or utterly sh*t your pants and cry as it floods down your leg.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/17 17:39:53
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Been Around the Block
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I'm pretty sure this is how the conversation would go:
M: And now, Father, there is nowhere to flee. After ten thousand years, I finally can force you to listen to me.
E: ...
M: Hah! Nothing to say, Father? No witty rejoinder? How the mighty have fallen.
E: ...
M: You... You're just a corpse on a throne, aren't you? I'm just talking to myself, aren't I?
E: ...
M: DAMMIT! *runs off crying*
E: Hahah. Works every time.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/17 18:22:00
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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There is a wonderful theory in Inferno , that supposes that when Magnus talks about remaining in constant psychic contact with the emperor when he was growing up, it was actually Tzeentch messing with him all along.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/17 18:52:40
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Fiery Bright Wizard
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Captyn_Bob wrote:There is a wonderful theory in Inferno , that supposes that when Magnus talks about remaining in constant psychic contact with the emperor when he was growing up, it was actually Tzeentch messing with him all along.
It's worth noting that "Inferno" is written from a "historial imperial perspective" meaning 90% of the actual fluff for Magnus (and by extention any of the black books about primarchs) is skewed and/or speculation.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/17 21:17:03
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Infiltrating Broodlord
Lake County, Illinois
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The idea that the Emperor would send Russ to bring Magnus back for a chat is so ridiculous.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/17 22:45:09
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Commander of the Mysterious 2nd Legion
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Albino Squirrel wrote:The idea that the Emperor would send Russ to bring Magnus back for a chat is so ridiculous.
is it? Russ would do what is nesscarily. but he'd also follow orders. I suspect the original orders where to bring Magnus back, in chains if nesscary, presumably the emperor would want Magnus on hand to plug into the webway portal so he could at the very least take a lunch break
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Opinions are not facts please don't confuse the two |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/18 01:49:07
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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It is strange that he'd send his executioners to bring Magnus back for a firm but loving spanking. If the Emperor thought the Thousand Sons didn't deserve to get exterminatused, surely a few Custodes would have sufficed.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/18 03:10:48
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Fireknife Shas'el
Lisbon, Portugal
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Inferno explains what happened. The Emperor indeed asked just Magnus to be brought to Terra to be censured. Horus sent 5,000 people to the Censure Host (group formed by Wolves, Imperial Army, Custodes and SoS) with a missive; after reading it, Russ changed the orders from 'capture' to 'extermination'.
Valdor protested all the way, until he witnessed himself what the TS were doing and finally gave up trying to bring Magnus back.
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"Name one where it did that."
"IT JUST DOES OKAY!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/19 09:26:39
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Hurr! Ogryn Bone 'Ead!
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Go to you tube and search 'if the emperor had text to speech' Magnus gets a bike lol
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/20 15:18:18
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Infiltrating Broodlord
Lake County, Illinois
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Vector Strike wrote:Inferno explains what happened. The Emperor indeed asked just Magnus to be brought to Terra to be censured. Horus sent 5,000 people to the Censure Host (group formed by Wolves, Imperial Army, Custodes and SoS) with a missive; after reading it, Russ changed the orders from 'capture' to 'extermination'.
Valdor protested all the way, until he witnessed himself what the TS were doing and finally gave up trying to bring Magnus back.
Yes, and I think that bit of fluff is stupid. It makes no sense for the Emperor to send Russ to bring Magnus back for a chat. Unless they are trying to make the Emperor look like a complete idiot, which maybe he is.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2017/03/21 10:32:03
Subject: What would the emperor and magnus talk abbout if they met.
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Courageous Beastmaster
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He didn't send russ in for a chat. He sent russ as the head of a SWAT-team because he doesn't trust Magnus. Emps knows Magnus has a deal with Tzeentch even if Magnus doesn't realize it. So even if the the TS didn't put up a fight high risk of some other chaos servants trying it.
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