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The Hell Pit Horrorshow lining up two days before their opening fixture of Bru-Bowl’s 2517 season.

The long and increasingly frantic preparations for the team’s debut have left their inexperienced head coach exhausted and unavailable for comment.

An insider sniffed “Coach is now buried in books. He still ain’t too sure what ‘Wild Animal’ actually meansss…”

This will come as a concern to the small swarm of travelling fans currently tunnelling their way to the far flung Glenfarg venue.

“Coach is in trouble…” The insider cackled on.

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