Our avatars in a room

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**Scrazza**

I am much more advanced then servitor.

**thenoobbomb**

Any ladies need saving from weirdos?
Don't worry, I'm here!

**Scrazza**

Affection, what is that?

**jaggedjaw**

Something I never get.

**Scrazza**

Even the robot has a girlfriend.

**Tyranidcrusher**

Not on /r9k/.

**Matt.Kingsley**

Affection leads to Slaanesh pleasure cults!
It is the root to Chaos!
Must...Slay...Heretics!
*Revs Chainsword*

**CthuluIsSpy**

Would you say that you love slaying heretics?

**Matt.Kingsley**

No.
I would say it's my duty.
My duty is my life.
Stop trying to confuse with flawed logic Heretic!

**Scrazza**

Now look who's obsessed...

**Matt.Kingsley**

I am not obsessed
If I was I would be off on a great crusade where all my enemies were heretics
Instead I am here, even while such a crusade is on, to bring the Emperor's light to you all

**Scrazza**

Someone's on someone's blacklist...

**Trondheim**

Someone said Black Metal?

**Matt.Kingsley**

No, no, no, no you misunderstand. I'm here on my own accord, with my Chapter master's and the Emperor's blessing.

And no, no one said black metal...

...unless a witch said it in your mind?

**Guardsmen Bob**

A witch in my mind, preposterous! My Pancake face plate blocks out psychic powers!

Also...did that metal bird with sunglasses just talk to me?

**Matt.Kingsley**

No.
The witch did.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Tell me marine, do you not love the Emperor?

**Matt.Kingsley**

I respect the Emperor and realise that he is my better and commander.
Love does not describe a Space Marine and his duties, but it does describe the heretical Slaaneshi pleasure cults that you must be apart of you mutant.
*Charges with activated Chainsword in grip*

**CthuluIsSpy**

What gave it away? Was it the horn?

**PrehistoricUFO**

Us Zeta-Greys may not be as physically large as you humans, but I have been armed with 24 distinct weapons technologies, concealed about my person. *crackles out of sight as cloaking technology enables*.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Magic trumps tech, melon-fether!

*Opens a rift to the realm of madness*

**Matt.Kingsley**

No, it totally wasn't the horn /sarcasm

XENOS! Begone scum! I will hunt you down... I will even blow this whole room up with my melta, frag and krak grenades to purify the space... Xenos and Heretics everywhere... what's next? Daemons?

*Daemons enter from the realm of madness*

...

Well, I have my work cut out for me

**CthuluIsSpy**

Did I mention my Mother was a Keeper of Secrets (or was it my father?)?

**Matt.Kingsley**

No, no you didn't.

Did I mention my Chainsword can easily kill you?
No? Well I'll show you!
*Charges with activated Chainsword in grip...again*

**CthuluIsSpy**

Nope.jpg

*teleports away. Rematerializes in a surprised Carnosaur's mouth*

Well...feth.

**necrovamp**

Where'd the hell she go?

**Matt.Kingsley**

Foul magics will not stop me
*Rigs the room with Krak and Frag Grenades, as well as Melta Bomb*

I will sacrifice myself and all in this room to stop you.

**CthuluIsSpy**

Oh hai guyz! That strange pink unicorn man I ate made me feel faaabulous!

**Matt.Kingsley**

Wat.
Daemon, Xenos or Mutant?

**CthuluIsSpy**

Barney the purple carnosaur?