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2019/04/01 12:42:11
Subject: Introducing The iServ Pro from Stygies Technology Collective
The iServ Pro is a 100% ethically sourced* digital assistant solution designed to optimise every aspect of your Warhammer experience – and we need your help to make it the best it can possibly be.
We will be pre-loading the iServ Pro with answers to every conceivable Warhammer hobby question – all voiced by our very own Duncan Rhodes. Tell us what you would ask Servo in the form below, and we’ll add your feedback to its databanks.
JSF wrote:... this is really quite an audacious move by GW, throwing out any pretext that this is a game and that its customers exist to do anything other than buy their overpriced products for the sake of it. The naked arrogance, greed and contempt for their audience is shocking.
= Epic First Post.
2019/04/01 12:48:00
Subject: Introducing The iServ Pro from Stygies Technology Collective
I still am looking for the left handed paint brush.
Agies Grimm:The "Learn to play, bro" mentality is mostly just a way for someone to try to shame you by implying that their metaphorical nerd-wiener is bigger than yours. Which, ironically, I think nerds do even more vehemently than jocks.
Everything is made up and the points don't matter. 40K or Who's Line is it Anyway?
Auticus wrote: Or in summation: its ok to exploit shoddy points because those are rules and gamers exist to find rules loopholes (they are still "legal"), but if the same force can be composed without structure, it emotionally feels "wrong".
2019/04/01 13:08:29
Subject: Introducing The iServ Pro from Stygies Technology Collective
See, the problem with companies putting that much effort into their April 1st pranks is that they invariably wind up with a product that people actually want...
2019/04/01 19:56:04
Subject: Introducing The iServ Pro from Stygies Technology Collective
Zed wrote: *All statements reflect my opinion at this moment. if some sort of pretty new model gets released (or if I change my mind at random) I reserve the right to jump on any bandwagon at will.
2019/04/01 23:40:36
Subject: Introducing The iServ Pro from Stygies Technology Collective
insaniak wrote: See, the problem with companies putting that much effort into their April 1st pranks is that they invariably wind up with a product that people actually want...
That's how I ended up with my first tactical kilt. For the record, I would buy that in a second. Wonder if I could teach it to give driving tips to other motorists.
Voxed from Salamander 84-24020
2019/04/02 01:59:34
Subject: Introducing The iServ Pro from Stygies Technology Collective
