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Made in us
Regular Dakkanaut





I need this information to put into a battle report that was Christmas themed and against orks.
   
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Mekboy on Kustom Deth Kopta






Gorkmas, obvs.

If any git says 'Morkmas' dey gets a slap.
   
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Legendary Master of the Chapter





SoCal

Orkmas? Celebrates the first time Gork (or maybe Mork) gave Mork (or maybe Gork) the gift of a good krumpin’. That’s why the holiday mascot is Krumpas.

Carols traditionally sung include “Redolph, woodz ya guide my slay ternight?”, “Dakka the halls”, and “Grotsnik got run ovva by a reinsquig”.

   
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Krazy Grot Kutta Driva





It's MORKSMASS! Ya weedy git. Keep onnavit wit dis Gorksmass noiz an I'll smasha Inna gob.
Perpetyouatin dis Waaagh on Morksmass...dats pretty grotty uv ya.
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut




Halandri

Gitmas for revos
   
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Mekboy on Kustom Deth Kopta






PourSpelur wrote:
It's MORKSMASS! Ya weedy git. Keep onnavit wit dis Gorksmass noiz an I'll smasha Inna gob.
Perpetyouatin dis Waaagh on Morksmass...dats pretty grotty uv ya.






   
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Human Auxiliary to the Empire




WAAAAAAAAAGH!
   
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Longtime Dakkanaut





Virginia


This is the correct answer.
   
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Nasty Nob




Cary, NC

As verified by the Bard himself, Orksmas:

 
   
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Regular Dakkanaut




...wasn't it agreed upon as WAAAGHMAS ages ago? ah well. if i had orks, we'd sing the 12 days of it. so much as they can remember.

Army: none currently. 
   
 
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