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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/06/26 09:20:35
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Basically assume Warp shenanigans spit out the planet of Venus during the fiftieth year of the Great Crusade and said Warp shenanigans transport our modern day 2020 Earth to Sol system replacing Venus. Assume that closer proximity to sun by some warp magic doesn't fry us.
Assume also that the Emperor remembers and recognizes the 2020 Earth as some sort of past Terra.
What happens now?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/06/26 09:58:49
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Stipe mine for resources and conscript the population
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/06/26 10:02:21
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Norn Queen
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Well, we're 100% on the Tech-Heresy-o-meter, and have no STC to speak of. Would most likely be a classic case of "Do you surrender? No? Ok!" followed by systematic genocide and then picking out the non-heretical technology from the smoldering ruins.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/06/26 10:22:40
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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Could you imagine what they would think of the internet. Within 5 minutes twitter could be ablaze with people cancelling the emperor.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/06/26 11:47:16
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Moustache-twirling Princeps
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I think a lot would depend on if the Emperor himself and his perpetual buddies are also duplicated, but generally I would guess either:
A) We're made to Comply with the Imperial Truth, stripped of anything of value and turned into a hive world
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B) Exterminatus due to the Warp shenanigans
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/06/26 13:14:41
Subject: Re:What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Junior Officer with Laspistol
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On the other hand big E might have some use for nearly 8 billion genetically pure, non-psyker humans that were never touched by warp entities. I mean we have no hint of Abhumans or Mutants in the WH40k sense at all.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/06/26 13:36:13
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Pyro Pilot of a Triach Stalker
Somewhere over the rainbow, way up high
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I think a great deal of how it would go would be based on which legion was assigned with the task to bring us into compliance?
Some of the more 'Civil' Legions might have a chance of dismantling our governments, and establishing a new order with minimal violence.
If its the world eaters...night lords....iron warriors....etc we've totally screwed lol.
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Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/06/27 14:24:28
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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I think modern Earth would be of interest to the Imperium because of our almost complete lack of psykers. Is it our bloodline, is it local warp conditions, do we have some reliance to chaos and the warp?
So if the Imperium stumbled across us I think there'd be a period of observation before the moved.
But to the OPs question if 21st C Earth showed up in 30k (or 40k) Sol System the Emperor would have to order HANDS OFF. Because we're a part of his past and any changes in 21st C Earth can/would affect trillions of our descendants in the far future and he has no way of knowing if the Earth that appeared is the real one that will have to return to its place, or a fake copy to confuse him. So I'd expect a blockade and a monumental effort to put a fake star pattern in place to keep us from noticing. And an equally massive effort to send us back before the whole timeline is boinked.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/05 04:00:22
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
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Wouldn't that mean 2 emperors?
Hah, Imperium would be OP.
Admech would be overjoyed to examine everything.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/05 04:36:15
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Walking Dead Wraithlord
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Imperial Scout #1: "sir! reporting sir! These humonoids put combustible materials in tight spaces to propel themselves with the kinetic energy the volatile reaction produce. They worship someone called Beyoncé/iPhone(we are not sure sir). They structure their society where everybody appears to be equal and free but are not really equal or free and they keep trying to control eachother an masse. They keep slaughtering each other in the millions over imaginary-man-in-the-sky" "what are your orders. sir" Imperial beurocrat #1: "What is this madness...!? Are they some sort of orks? No matter... We don't have time for this. Deploy xtermiantus and begin the penal mining colonies programme."
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/05 07:47:45
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
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Is this about the original topic or people just making their own social commentary? The anti-religious stuff is getting tiring.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/05 09:58:19
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Ginsu33 wrote:Is this about the original topic or people just making their own social commentary? The anti-religious stuff is getting tiring.
...the one post with anything resembling an anti-religious note is getting tiring? Alrighty then...
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2021-4 Plog - Here we go again... - my fifth attempt at a Dakka PLOG
My Pile of Potential - updates ongoing...
Gamgee on Tau Players wrote:we all kill cats and sell our own families to the devil and eat live puppies.
Kanluwen wrote:This is, emphatically, why I will continue suggesting nuking Guard and starting over again. It's a legacy army that needs to be rebooted with a new focal point.
Confirmation of why no-one should listen to Kanluwen when it comes to the IG - he doesn't want the IG, he want's Kan's New Model Army...
tneva82 wrote:You aren't even trying ty pretend for honest arqument. Open bad faith trolling. - No reason to keep this here, unless people want to use it for something... |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/05 15:50:54
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Stalwart Ultramarine Tactical Marine
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Dysartes wrote: Ginsu33 wrote:Is this about the original topic or people just making their own social commentary? The anti-religious stuff is getting tiring.
...the one post with anything resembling an anti-religious note is getting tiring? Alrighty then...
I'm referring to dakka in general, unfortunately.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/12 17:55:31
Subject: Re:What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Wing Commander
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It would probably be glassed / bulldozed to make way for planet-wide paper mills and cardboard box factories to keep the insatiable Administratum and Munitorum fed with the most basic and mundane (yet essential) supplies.
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Homebrew Imperial Guard: 1222nd Etrurian Lancers (Winged); Special Air-Assault Brigade (SAAB)
Homebrew Chaos: The Black Suns; A Medrengard Militia (think Iron Warriors-centric Blood Pact/Sons of Sek) |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/13 15:50:32
Subject: Re:What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Joined the Military for Authentic Experience
On an Express Elevator to Hell!!
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Pyroalchi wrote:On the other hand big E might have some use for nearly 8 billion genetically pure, non-psyker humans that were never touched by warp entities. I mean we have no hint of Abhumans or Mutants in the WH40k sense at all.
You obviously haven't seen some of the people around the UK south-west, Forest of Dean area..
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/13 15:58:31
Subject: Re:What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Pestilent Plague Marine with Blight Grenade
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Minus space travel and military technology, the Imperium would get access to vastly superior tech.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/14 13:44:08
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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The Dread Evil Lord Varlak
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iGuy91 wrote:I think a great deal of how it would go would be based on which legion was assigned with the task to bring us into compliance?
Some of the more 'Civil' Legions might have a chance of dismantling our governments, and establishing a new order with minimal violence.
If its the world eaters...night lords....iron warriors....etc we've totally screwed lol.
IW depend, if Perturabo shows up and we basically debate him to death about the advantages of democratic structures and englightenment , he'd probably like us enough to just build a fort or two, conscript a bunch and call it a day.
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https://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/0/766717.page
A Mostly Renegades and Heretics blog.
GW:"Space marines got too many options to balance, therefore we decided to legends HH units."
Players: "why?!? Now we finally got decent plastic kits and you cut them?"
Chaos marines players: "Since when are Daemonengines 30k models and why do i have NO droppods now?"
GW" MONEY.... erm i meant TOO MANY OPTIONS (to resell your army to you again by disalowing former units)! Do you want specific tyranid fighiting Primaris? Even a new sabotage lieutnant!"
Chaos players: Guess i stop playing or go to HH. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/25 11:48:07
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Been Around the Block
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Me: "Hey Fulgrim, check out my browser history".
Fulgrim: "Ah, you are truly a follower of slaaneshy excess!"
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/25 14:47:15
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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What would EOM and Primarchs along with Astartes think of our world, our cultures, our ways of life, our societies etc...?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/25 15:21:10
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Been Around the Block
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Tyzarion_Kronius wrote:What would EOM and Primarchs along with Astartes think of our world, our cultures, our ways of life, our societies etc...?
Some Primarchs or odd ones aside, I assume most of them would just laugh at our puny military options and weak leaders?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/25 15:23:20
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Statistx wrote: Tyzarion_Kronius wrote:What would EOM and Primarchs along with Astartes think of our world, our cultures, our ways of life, our societies etc...?
Some Primarchs or odd ones aside, I assume most of them would just laugh at our puny military options and weak leaders?
Some might get a bit sad over how incredibly selfish some people are?
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/25 18:42:32
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Regular Dakkanaut
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I wonder how Primarchs, Astartes, etc... would react to 21st century technology like computers. Thirty to forty millenium in the past with tech that doesn't require lobotomized suckers to be made into brutalized slave servitors.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/25 18:44:50
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Fixture of Dakka
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Tyzarion_Kronius wrote:I wonder how Primarchs, Astartes, etc... would react to 21st century technology like computers. Thirty to forty millenium in the past with tech that doesn't require lobotomized suckers to be made into brutalized slave servitors.
Looks like tech heresy that falls to a virus super easy. Plus in the scheme of things it's just resource inefficient. Why use valuable metals when you have thousands of people to use instead?
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tremere47-fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate, leads to triple riptide spam |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/25 20:11:15
Subject: What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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[MOD]
Otiose in a Niche
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They'd consider us naive. In the 40k (or 30k) universe aliens, space demons, sentient computer viruses, and every other horror from beyond space is very very real.
Besides such esoteric threats we're also defenseless against 'normal' space based weapons.
Our computer network and electric grid could we wiped out be a few EMPs in the upper atmosphere. Our whole planet could be rendered uninhabitable with an asteroid crash or two. And we have no way of defending ourselves.
They'd probably hit with some combination of space threats just to toughen us up and show us what's what.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2020/07/26 21:28:06
Subject: Re:What would the Emperor of Mankind do with modern day Earth assuming it was placed in Sol during GC ?
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Commander of the Mysterious 2nd Legion
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my gut feeling is the planet'd be deemed off limits and Malcadore, whose always had an intreast in preserving history, would make it a kind of personal reserve
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