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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2021/02/23 16:06:21
Subject: A GW story... of terror troops!
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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So, I opened my last box of newly purchased devastators and was shocked ot find instructions for, and sprues for, a 10 man reiver squad.
GW ... isn't going to squat the old marines. They are going to gaslight us into thinking we bought primaris all aloong....
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Guard gaurd gAAAARDity Gaurd gaurd. |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2021/02/23 16:08:52
Subject: Re:A GW story... of terror troops!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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I once bought a Devilfish that had two Fire Warrior sprues instead of the left side hull sprue. Good times.
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Edit: I just googled ablutions and apparently it does not including dropping a duece. I should have looked it up early sorry for any confusion. - Baldsmug
Psiensis on the "good old days":
"Kids these days...
... I invented the 6th Ed meta back in 3rd ed.
Wait, what were we talking about again? Did I ever tell you about the time I gave you five bees for a quarter? That's what you'd say in those days, "give me five bees for a quarter", is what you'd say in those days. And you'd go down to the D&D shop, with an onion in your belt, 'cause that was the style of the time. So there I was in the D&D shop..." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2021/02/23 16:38:25
Subject: A GW story... of terror troops!
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Shadowy Grot Kommittee Memba
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Dukeofstuff wrote:So, I opened my last box of newly purchased devastators and was shocked ot find instructions for, and sprues for, a 10 man reiver squad.
GW ... isn't going to squat the old marines. They are going to gaslight us into thinking we bought primaris all aloong....
What this means is you get free reivers and delayed devastators, luckily.
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"Got you, Yugi! Your Rubric Marines can't fall back because I have declared the tertiary kaptaris ka'tah stance two, after the secondary dacatarai ka'tah last turn!"
"So you think, Kaiba! I declared my Thousand Sons the cult of Duplicity, which means all my psykers have access to the Sorcerous Facade power! Furthermore I will spend 8 Cabal Points to invoke Cabbalistic Focus, causing the rubrics to appear behind your custodes! The Vengeance for the Wronged and Sorcerous Fullisade stratagems along with the Malefic Maelstrom infernal pact evoked earlier in the command phase allows me to double their firepower, letting me wound on 2s and 3s!"
"you think it is you who has gotten me, yugi, but it is I who have gotten you! I declare the ever-vigilant stratagem to attack your rubrics with my custodes' ranged weapons, which with the new codex are now DAMAGE 2!!"
"...which leads you straight into my trap, Kaiba, you see I now declare the stratagem Implacable Automata, reducing all damage from your attacks by 1 and triggering my All is Dust special rule!" |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2021/02/23 16:51:19
Subject: Re:A GW story... of terror troops!
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Quick-fingered Warlord Moderatus
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What this means is you get free reivers and delayed devastators, luckily.
Also this. When it happened to me, they actually sent me a new Devilfish AND a box of Fire Warriors .... GW customer service is legendary.
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Edit: I just googled ablutions and apparently it does not including dropping a duece. I should have looked it up early sorry for any confusion. - Baldsmug
Psiensis on the "good old days":
"Kids these days...
... I invented the 6th Ed meta back in 3rd ed.
Wait, what were we talking about again? Did I ever tell you about the time I gave you five bees for a quarter? That's what you'd say in those days, "give me five bees for a quarter", is what you'd say in those days. And you'd go down to the D&D shop, with an onion in your belt, 'cause that was the style of the time. So there I was in the D&D shop..." |
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2021/02/23 22:52:58
Subject: A GW story... of terror troops!
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Owns Whole Set of Skullz Techpriests
Versteckt in den Schatten deines Geistes.
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Bought two Defilers when they first came out, and one of the boxes had double sprues.
Three Defilers!
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2021/02/23 23:26:48
Subject: A GW story... of terror troops!
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Ultramarine Chaplain with Hate to Spare
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H.B.M.C. wrote:Bought two Defilers when they first came out, and one of the boxes had double sprues.
Three Defilers! 
EPIC!
And yeah, as others have said, their customer service has always been top notch in my dealings with them.
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![[Post New]](/s/i/i.gif) 2021/02/23 23:55:34
Subject: Re:A GW story... of terror troops!
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Steadfast Ultramarine Sergeant
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I had 2 oopsies in my career and I can remember which order this happened. But I got a skitarii kit, it was missing the sprue for special weapons and they sent me a box of skitarii. The second time (probably the first) I got a Strom raven! Had missing landing gear. Went back to my Lgs and gave it to him. Biggest mistake I made. Pretty sure I could have made it with the gear retracted. Or better yet into a terrain piece.
Still kinda upset about that...
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