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Toastedandy wrote:

Home Brew Nuke wrote: he's a Space Shark.

WHAT!?! Awh we're screwed now.

YEAH BOY!

Seriously, yes, I am a Carcharodon. Darko thought that the loyalists needed a bit of a boost, so in the event I will roll up with my school of insane Sharkmen and proceed to eat everything in existance.

what is that?

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:Seriously, yes, I am a Carcharodon. Darko thought that the loyalists needed a bit of a boost, so in the event I will roll up with my school of insane Sharkmen and proceed to eat everything in existance.

Shame the GM got banned though. This game could fall apart without him watching.

ineptus astartes wrote:what is that?

Carcharodon's are Space Sharks - they're a chapter of Space Marines.

it has been on hold for about a month...you underestimate Darko's mighty plot armor.

oh...crap in a HAT.

ineptus astartes wrote:it has been on hold for about a month...you underestimate Darko's mighty plot armor.

Dang, a month? If I was GM, I'd make sure all my events were done on the day, the same day. But unfortunately I'm not experienced enough.. looking at his list of created threads, he's GM'd a fair few.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:YEAH BOY!

Seriously, yes, I am a Carcharodon. Darko thought that the loyalists needed a bit of a boost, so in the event I will roll up with my school of insane Sharkmen and proceed to eat everything in existance.

Saying the loyalists need help in this campaign is like saying the US Navy needs help blowing up a fishing boat...if anyone, the non imperials need help...

Not my call. I get a Thunder hammer. I am content .

for some reason I am mad, a massive sense of hypocrisy has overtaken me. it has something to do with darko...

but yeah, the non loyalists are being monkyfethed

ineptus astartes wrote:for some reason I am mad, a massive sense of hypocrisy has overtaken me. it has something to do with darko...

Forgive me for not understanding, I haven't been here very long, could you explain?

something to do with a fellow daukkanaut's post...

ineptus astartes wrote:for some reason I am mad, a massive sense of hypocrisy has overtaken me. it has something to do with darko...

but yeah, the non loyalists are being monkyfethed

Right... cus having a good portion of your forces turn traitor against you, face a large amount of the ork waagh, have tyranids popping out of every hole in the hulk and a large chaos army a few compartments away hell-bent on the imperials destruction is easy

Not to mention that devious inquisitor whose running about the place screwing things up for the imperials with his shoddy plans, terrible security forces and disrespect for authority. Hell, I'm surprised I haven't killed any loyalist yet


On an unrelated note I think I've just spent an hour watching various forms of nyan cat....

Yeah, even youtube died...

Guys, i've recived a slap on the wrist for it myself and i have no desire to be the explaining to darko that we got his threads locked while he was gone, so I'm gonna have to use my authority as Deputy GM and ask that you cut out the off topic that plagues this thread.

Lets dicuss what's happened so far and do a little "what if?" planning.

For Example, with Sister of Kreig backing out, I'm going to have her character separate from Eluna so that she can be removed in a way that won't effect my character directly, once Dark Void has an event sorted of course.

As for the constant cries of "MOAR EVENT" i understand that waiting a month for an RP is kinda silly, but you have to remember that these events are often huge undertakings where the GM has to keep track of every player, their position, and their forces, (which i hope will no longer be getting "one up" reinforcements.) those guilty know who you are, and where not helping Darko's case by suddenly springing more things for him to keep track of.

TLDR: Cut out the off-topic, Discuss your character's future and plans

Some of my future plans is to avenge SSsilverskullSS.

Great...

no movement on the thread for a month....

I go fishing for 2 days and all hell breaks lose!!!

ok...

@ Ineptus... true you are about to get monkeyfethed... and then curbstomped... again!

@ Wizard... I can't wait for my warpstorm on legs to meet you...

@ Lord Faunty... you are more than happy to meet up with my little happy band of murderers/revellers

@Lord Harrab... Strom Crow will happily ally with you to clear the rock of whatever takes your fancy... *cough*ineptus*cough*)...

...whatever happens I am just glad this thing is rolling again...

If any non Chaos/Tyranid forces (yes xenos are welcome) want to ally please go ahead and PM me...

...Aslo @ Darkvoid/Lord Harrab...

If you need some writing done... PM the details and I am more than willing to help...

*sigh* you overestimate your chances. scrazza's entire regiment of guard are also traitors now.

ineptus astartes wrote:*sigh* you overestimate your chances. scrazza's entire regiment of guard are also traitors now.

Attacking imperial high command where an Imperial Fist company is stationed.

and possibly running like hell afterwards. I might just attack said high command to get him out of there.

..Big talk...

Just remember... the bigger you talk the bigger the target you make out of yourself...

you talk plenty yourself. and you don't quite have the proverbial forces muscle to back it up.

Are two combined WAAAAGHs considered "proverbial forces muscle?"

they are considered...proverbial bulldozer


but like all bulldozers, all you gotta do is pour sugar in the engine...

@Varl Sigmund - My characters managed to annoy your character enough to make enemies with him despite having not met yet? Great, that means my plans are going along swimmingly!

@Lord Harrab - Is your farseer character still game to meet up and discuss a possible alliance?

Edit: grammer

@Wizard12

My dear sir...

I am far from anoyed at you... in fact your eager attempts at suicide have quite amused me...



btw... how is the headache?

@ineptus...

my dear chap I do feel you suffer from delusions of adequacy...

as far as I recall... plot armour not god moding will win this battle...

but do not let my maunderings interupt your pretty plans...

ineptus astartes wrote:they are considered...proverbial bulldozer


but like all bulldozers, all you gotta do is pour sugar in the engine...

Actual, pouring sugar in a gas tank has little effect on a vehicle's performance, i think i saw an episode of mythbusters that tried it once.

EDIT: BAD HARRAB

Wizard, once i know that you survive the next event, i can start making plans to join up, and possibly with the space wolf too, as for the event, Darko hasn't provided me with any details of what's coming, so i know just as much as you guys do.

EDIT 2: and as for anyone going on and on about how mighty their warhost is and how that makes them invincable, all its takes is one sentence from myself or Darko to take that away. Keep that in mind.

(acually i KNOW some people who did this, with the sugar, the syrup screws up the engine, the mythbusters did not do it right, i have seen the effects of this, it is not a myth.)

I was not saying that my warhost was incinceble, just that it is a little silly to go on about defeating it when you have not even fought once yet.

ineptus astartes wrote:(acually i KNOW some people who did this, with the sugar, the syrup screws up the engine, the mythbusters did not do it right, i have seen the effects of this, it is not a myth.)

I was not saying that my warhost was incinceble, just that it is a little silly to go on about defeating it when you have not even fought once yet.

Not really, as its not much different to what you've been doing, talking big for fun and fistycuffs, and there are many ways he can "defeat it" without fighting it head on, killing you for example, or causing your section of hulk to fragment or just manipulate the orks to keep rushing you. (and after Warork made your titian his new boot/'ead polish, the orks seem pretty enthusiastic about fighting chaos-boyz.)

Heck, any other players might not have to do anything to anyone to defeat them. Remember that everyone's situations can change at Darko's whim. Even mine.

yeah, yeah. *sulks*

Tsk Tsk oh Inept one....

do not dispair...

tis but a game...

@Lord Harab... it could be intersting hooking up... we can't plan much till Hypno cat returns from exile... but if you have any ideas PM me?