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When did I ever say he was a god?

I am not a Sister of Battle, heretic!

Heresy is such a religious term. And what is this Slaanesh you speak of but a figment of imagination of deluded xenos and insane Humans?

Oh my; it seems that I have been promoted to Captain.

Heresy is the official IMperial term for those who worship the Dark Gods of Chaos, figments of emotion.
And how did such a heretic get promoted to Captain?
Traitors and Heretics everywhere!

You're one to talk, Chaos Lord!

Hey there ginger hair, how do you like banana sundaes? *pervy smile*

Wispers: Shhh... Don't blow my cover!

Um, heh, no no on... you're wrong, I'm definitely a pure Space Marine!
*looks over back in case of the Inquisition*

I don't know what you're talking about.

Oh, I think you know what I'm sayin'

Oh it pleases me that the seeds of heresy has taken root within those who once where loyal. The threads of fate continues to be waved to suit my needs

It pleases me that Slaanesh will seal your soul...

... if only because it means you are tortured for all eternity you xenos witch (totally the reason, heh heh)

I fail to see what a aquatic animal has to do with my soul but okay?

I understand the marine.

Surely I will not be purged?

No you will merely become his new boy toy

That sounds like heresy.

Heresy most delicious! And you also will get cake....If you find the golden rivet

Huh? Now an elf speaks of heresy?

(looks at coffee briefly before tossing it and the mug away)

I need a vacation.

I don't know why people are always searching for cake. All they have to do is go down to their local store and purchase their own( or get some pancake mix)!

That's how I developed my impenetrable pancake face-mask! Also, I've tried heresy, it does taste good, but...after a while it loses its appeal. So, I went back to the Emperor's Light, still tastes like sunshine.

I can eatz that?

*Stops chugging pancake mix*

blub.... glub...

Yes you can, but I find it somewhat hard to swallow....

And now I strike!

Huzzah! With that Slaaneshi cultist gone I can strike the elf down!
My double-bluff cover stopped her from killing me ages ago! Can't believe she thought I was a chaos lord ha, ha!

*Cleaves head off with a combat knife*

*Looks a my chainsword*
Probably should have used that... oh well.

Well, that's no way to behave! Shouts DINNER TIME FIDO!, while tying you to a chair with an upturned bucket on your head and putting your.....lovenuts in between 2 slices of bread

You fewl, I'm still hearing my armour
*Breaks free*
*Grabs chainsword*
Die Traitor!

*grabs popcorn*
Kewl.... the good part is on...
*watches while intermittently throwing kernels into the fray*
MUNCHMUNCHMUNCHMUNCH

Hey, did someone drink from the thermos I left on the table? That's not good...I put nitro-glycerine in there!

Crap...*boom*

Someone call an ambulance!

I think we'll just need a shop vac and some bleach on this one.

I'll go and get the bleach then.

o, anyone ask for pancake pizza?