A 3-word Story

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**Guardsmen Bob**

,so they searched

**snurl**

for a door

**marrowick**

that you could

**Wilytank**

open without effort

**gossipmeng**

leading to lovely

**snurl**

trap filled dungeons.

**Guardsmen Bob**

Suddenly, Snurl attacked!

**snurl**

Violently, without warning.

**marrowick**

He started to

**gossipmeng**

shake and glow

**snurl**

, roaring like thunder.

**Wilytank**

He proceeded to

**marrowick**

sing and dance

**Guardsmen Bob**

with zombie ponies.

**Selym**

Thereafter, Nurgling hordes

**snurl**

ate Guardsman Bob

**Wilytank**

and nobody cared

**Selym**

Thusly the war,

**marrowick**

so they went

**Selym**

into battle with

**Guardsmen Bob**

out underwear, taking

**Wilytank**

a giant chance

**marrowick**

of being oblitirated

**Guardsmen Bob**

, but it worked!

**Wilytank**

and they successfully

**snurl**

blamed Marrowick for

**Selym**

killing 40,000 spess

**snurl**

Mahreenz without ammunition.

**Selym**

This badassery was

**Guardsmen Bob**

soon retconned, but