A 3-word Story

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**marrowick**

then they decided

**Guardsmen Bob**

Matt Ward should

**Wilytank**

make scrambled eggs

**snurl**

into deadly adversaries.

**gossipmeng**

Eggs of this

**Guardsmen Bob**

caliber will be

**Selym**

shot repeatedly with

**snurl**

Twin-Linked weapons

**Wilytank**

and they shall

**snurl**

crack under pressure.

**gossipmeng**

Suddenly a figure

**Guardsmen Bob**

skater punches granny

**Selym**

smith apple boxes.

**gossipmeng**

Apples fly into

**Selym**

the air, and

**sing your life**

the blue sea.

**SheSpits**

was no more.

**Warpig1815**

Trudging through custard

**SheSpits**

Looking for tampons

**Selym**

fiendishly, the cultist

**Warpig1815**

prodded the Jelly

**marrowick**

with a tree

**Warpig1815**

It quivered... ostentatiously...

**Guardsmen Bob**

before suddenly exploding!

**snurl**

Another Matt Ward

**Selym**

was gunned down

**Warpig1815**

by radical lemmings

**snurl**

, who had read

**Warpig1815**

Clauswitz' 'On War'

**Selym**

for several seconds.