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Plaguebearer Body Wash Salesman who does his own commercials in the shower

Imperial guard tea lady

"yer wanna brew, love?"
"no ta, Doris, im a bit busy, we got a war on"

In fact, i might convert a greasy spoon cafe that attaches onto the back of my Leman Russ....... Or as a capturable objective.

Assault on The Butty Van, anyone?

Anything dealing with Scientology.

The upholders of the Geneva convention... We must have that in this post already.

Space Marine Gynecologist... what?

Necron Jazzercise teacher. (could you imagine those guys doing squats to "thriller"?)

Hippies...

3ff3ct wrote:Imperial guard tea lady

"yer wanna brew, love?"
"no ta, Doris, im a bit busy, we got a war on"

In fact, i might convert a greasy spoon cafe that attaches onto the back of my Leman Russ....... Or as a capturable objective.

Assault on The Butty Van, anyone?

We use giant kegs of Fenrisian beer as our objective markers. They also make the unit stubborn, and give the squads FNP

Klotz wrote:tyranid porn star

1) Take a good look at the Lictor.
2) Look up Japanese tentacle porn on Wikipedia.
3) Never look at Lictors the same way again. IT SNEAKS UP FOR A REASON!
4) Profit?

Also, the guy who's job it is to hollow out human heads to make servo skulls.

Hollowing out heads gets my vote!

How about the last guy that spots the approaching WAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!!!!

Necromunda Urban Planner

Khorne Anger Manager

Tau Knife Salesman

Ork Accountant ("We is many! Many Many lots!")

Eldar Sewage Technician.

Dark Eldar Hippy

Ork civil rights lawyer

Dark eldar human activist group

Ogryn dentist.

Ratling big and tall salesman

Squiggoth Guide-dog for the blind

Imperial Military Retirement Planner, specializing in the elderly Space Marine.

Anyone who still plays warhammer in the far flung future of 40k.

Ork landscape artist.

Shrike78 wrote:Anyone who still plays warhammer in the far flung future of 40k.

Ork landscape artist.

I disagree. They have many landscape artists. True they work in a brutalist, naif style using found material and unconventional design parameters, but they have an inate vivacity bordering in on the dynamic. One would go so far as to claim they are masters of the millieu.

Necron toilet ladies!

PanzerSmurf wrote:Necron toilet ladies!

How about Necron ladies in general?

Praetorian 24th soldier that overslept and missed the big battle.