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2008/08/31 02:13:11
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Stabbin' Skarboy
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Imperial Guard enrollment officer (as opposed to the Imperial Guard conscription officer!!)
Ork car wash attendant
Ork machine gun silencer salesman
Ork sexual health clinic worker (of course I won't tell the other Boyz you've got the clap, confidentiality is our speciality, and you've got a big shoota to my head)
Mad Dok
Ork "humans are people too" counsellor
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Nat, the Reactor Mek 
Pariah Press wrote:Help! Jervis just jumped through my window, wearing a ninja costume! He's taking my 4th edition rule book! He's taking my 4th edition rule book!
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2008/09/01 01:25:21
Subject: Re:Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Master Sergeant
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Tyranid anchovy trainer
Tyranid CSI (where do you start with DNA testing?!?)
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2008/09/01 05:30:03
Subject: Re:Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Dakka Veteran
Dayton, Ohio
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Eldar mechanic
Imperial naval hull painter
Ork plumber
Necron stasis maintenance
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If more of us valued food and cheer and 40K over hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. |
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2008/09/02 19:00:53
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit
wait wait wait wait... huh..?
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The bearer of bad news.
Maybe not lonely, but definitely short lived
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I play  (homegrown chapter)
Win 8
Draw1
Loss1
Follow the word of the Turtle Pie. Bathe your soul in its holy warmth and partake in its delicious redemption. Let not the temptation of Lesser desserts divert you, for All is Pie, and Turtle is All
97% of people have useless and blatantly false statistics in their sigs, if you are one of the 8% who doesn't, paste this in your sig to show just what a rebel you are |
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2008/09/03 17:54:54
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Hardened Veteran Guardsman
CNY
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thesuperiorninja wrote:Ork Dentist 
Don't you mean an ork banker?
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STAND FAST AND DIE LIKE GUARDSMEN |
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2008/09/03 19:53:33
Subject: Re:Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Cackling Chaos Conscript
Victoria,Australia
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being a god definately
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 PROXXIES FOR THE PROXY GOD
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2008/09/03 22:14:39
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Focused Fire Warrior
Gresham, OR
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Being a C'tan god...you just eat everything...nothing left to talk to
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2008/09/03 22:30:22
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Stormin' Stompa
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Psyker_9er wrote:Xbox Tech support
Dakka Dakka web masters
World Of War Craft Tech support
Suicide Help Hotline (run by Xbox tech support)
..Or that one guy who can't get his xbox to work because there's no tech support or wall outlets (the Emperor is using them all).
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This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2008/09/03 22:31:44
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2008/09/04 02:44:42
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Yellin' Yoof
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tyranid porn star
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 We iz da Smasha Boyz and we iz gonna rule de ooniverse wit a' iron gob. Nuffin' iz gonna live if dey stand up to da power of my Waagh! We iz gonna kill all da oomies and elda and skellitons and even dem lizzads who bite 'n' scratch 'n' claw like da best a da boyz. My name iz Klotz and i iz da biggest, baddest, toughest, meanest, greenest war ork who evah lived. And we iz gonna kill, kill, kill till we iz da winnas. |
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2008/09/04 04:09:23
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Longtime Dakkanaut
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The Imperial who presses the button to Nuke the planet Kreig for the next 500 years and his son , and his grand son, and his great grandson, and his great great grandson and so on for 500 years.
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Comparing tournament records is another form of e-peen measuring.
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2008/09/13 11:41:17
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Guardsman with Flashlight
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Tyranid Rock star
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I have at my command an entire battle group of the Imperial Guard. Fifty regiments, including specialised drop troops, stealthers, mechanised formations, armoured companies, combat engineers and mobile artillery. Over half a million fighting men and thirty thousand tanks and artillery pieces are mine to command. Emperor show mercy to the fool that stands against me, for I shall not.
- Warmaster Demetrius, at the outset of the Salonika Crusade, 733.M38
     
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2008/09/13 14:06:42
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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Eldar Abortionist
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Renegade Guardsmen |
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2008/09/13 17:49:09
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Dakka Veteran
The Hammer
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It also hits me that at least one Bad Moon had probably made an absolute killing at dentistry. ("Oi! me mouff 'urts!" "Oi'll fix that hurr hurr..." *KRUNCH* "AAAGH!" "...see, dat toof was em - pak - tid, but now oi've got me fee and yoor mouff don' 'urt so much...")
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When soldiers think, it's called routing. |
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2008/09/13 19:38:24
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Furious Fire Dragon
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nurgle beauty salon dude
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Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back |
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2008/09/14 00:58:27
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Necron Chef
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2008/09/14 01:16:28
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Crazed Spirit of the Defiler
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plague marine soap maker
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2008/09/15 06:24:12
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Focused Fire Warrior
Gresham, OR
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Corey85 wrote:plague marine soap maker
I'd think that'd sell quite well amongst Plague Marines...think about it, it'd probably be infested with disease
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8-27-2 0-1-0 (Angry Marines)
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2008/09/15 06:32:13
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Serious Squig Herder
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Tyranid Brain Surgeon.
Tzeenchian Psychologist.
Ratling who gets to clean the Imperator Titan.
Ogryn Mathmatician.
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2008/09/21 14:25:48
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Nurgle "Extra Minty Mouthwash" Salesman
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2008/09/23 05:31:04
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Serious Squig Herder
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Khornate Blood Donor
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blarg |
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2008/09/23 07:36:23
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Regular Dakkanaut
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Thousand sons chiropractor
Ork career counselor
Eldar real estate agent
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My armies:
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2008/09/24 05:13:34
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Whiteshield Conscript Trooper
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Imperial Guard anti war activist
Sister of battle family planner
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Imperial Guard have feeling to |
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2008/09/24 09:48:56
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Focused Fire Warrior
Gresham, OR
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President of a miniatures wargaming company.......
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8-27-2 0-1-0 (Angry Marines)
0-2-1 18-24-5 |
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2008/09/24 11:59:22
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Perfect Shot Ultramarine Predator Pilot
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Paintball event organiser on Cadia
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2008/09/24 15:17:37
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Screamin' Stormboy
Oak Park, IL
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Sister of battle family planner
LOL that was good!!!
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2008/09/24 20:09:42
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Sneaky Sniper Drone
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Tau: Exotic Close Combat Trainer
Road Workers
Political Lobyists
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Armies owned 
5th Ed:
Tau Stats: 14-2-8 Won against: :    
Eldar Stats: 5-0-3 Won Against: 
Space Marine:
Ork:
4th Ed:
Tau 82% Win, 5% Tie 13% Loss
Blood Angels: 70% |
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2008/09/26 12:18:46
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Focused Fire Warrior
Gresham, OR
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Astalado wrote:Tau: Exotic Close Combat Trainer
Ya I suppose Farsight is pretty lonely
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8-27-2 0-1-0 (Angry Marines)
0-2-1 18-24-5 |
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2008/09/29 20:12:59
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Serious Squig Herder
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Kroot Fashion Designer
Kroot Meat Shop Owner
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2008/10/01 01:51:23
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Charging Wild Rider
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Khorne anger counselor
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And so, due to rising costs of maintaining the Golden Throne, the Emperor's finest accountants spoke to the Demigurg. A deal was forged in blood and extensive paperwork for a sub-prime mortgage with a 5/1 ARM on the Imperial Palace. And lo, in the following years the housing market did tumble and the rate skyrocketed leaving the Emperor's coffers bare. A dark time has begun for the Imperium, the tithes can not keep up with the balloon payments and the Imperial Palace and its contents, including the Golden Throne, have fallen into foreclosure. With an impending auction on the horizon mankind holds its breath as it waits to see who will gain possession of the corpse-god and thus, the fate of humanity...... |
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2008/10/01 03:42:01
Subject: Loneliest guy jobs in the 40 millenium
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Maddening Mutant Boss of Chaos
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Khornate Acoustic Guitarist
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Renegade Guardsmen |
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