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I just got back from the hospital because i glued my hand to the table, and the glue so burned so bad that part of my skin was burnt off, and a bunch of my skin was torn off from trying to remove my hand from the table...

I sliced the top/side of my index finger on my left hand off. Lol it still looks funny because its thinner than my other finger.

hit my head on a shelf while packing up my army...3 times(I play ig so i had to go back into the difficult to reach position twice more) taught me not to store stuff in hard to reach places

Samus_aran115 wrote:How do you get hemroids? I sit on the computer all the time (on dakka ) on th toilet quite often..

Simple it's called forgetting to wipe real good in those hard to reach spots without losing your page.

.........ew. Am I the only one who sits on the toilet with pants on just for a comfortable place to sit?

I'll assume that you live alone, Samus, or that you have more than one toilet at your home.

Dark wrote:I'll assume that you live alone, Samus, or that you have more than one toilet at your home.

MANY toilets. 4 actually. It keeps my back straight, to say the least. Better than my computer chair

Tried with a regular chair? I even use one on my PCs and my back is ever happy.

Regular chairs are boring. Just look at a toilet....It was designed to be sat on for long periods of time

xD

Hemorroids say otherwise

ok got a new one:

While playing in a tourney today sombody threw an exacto knife and everyone ducked but me, got me in the right shoulder. Needles to say 4 hours later i got the bleeding to stop and won best painted Rhino award and passed out twice from pain as everyone who showed up late patted my back and wanted know if i was ok. (Funny thing though they were all BA Players?)

what did they do to the idiot who threw the knife?

Ninja'd.

That guy should be forced to pay your bill

the flesh flayed from my bones by an acro-flagellant


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what glue were you using?! sounds bloody dangerous

it all good he bought me a bike squad and flesh wounds always bleed like a waterfall on me. but i was really mad that the guy he was throwing at deflected it with my lunch box and shook my f-in pepsi.


Pain Goes Away, Wounds Heal, And a Good Woman Baby's Her Man With Booze and Kisses Hourly!!!
Oh and imagine when i have kids they get hurt and i'll threaten to show my scars ALL OF THEM!!! LOL


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nickmund wrote:the flesh flayed from my bones by an acro-flagellant


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what glue were you using?! sounds bloody dangerous

true wonder if it's related to my first injury? CA 80?

Sabatine wrote:true wonder if it's related to my first injury? CA 80?

lol ill make sure i dont buy that glue then

nickmund wrote:lol ill make sure i dont buy that glue then

No, no it's decent glue just becareful!! ie no gluing in the semi nude, make sure you wear goggles, and keep some good saop around.

My friend was contemplating the mysteries of zap-a-gap (an instant glue hardener spray), so he decided to pour glue in his hand and then spray it with zap. Apparently he didn't know that the glue heats up. He had a nasty chemical burn for ~2 weeks and can't feel anything in the palm of his hand now.

What an idiot lol, he was yelling ARRRGGHH the whole time but didn't want to spill the glue on our LGS floor, so he just took the pain.

Sabatine wrote:ok got a new one:

While playing in a tourney today sombody threw an exacto knife and everyone ducked but me, got me in the right shoulder. Needles to say 4 hours later i got the bleeding to stop and won best painted Rhino award and passed out twice from pain as everyone who showed up late patted my back and wanted know if i was ok. (Funny thing though they were all BA Players?)

I gotta call BS on this. Just no way does this sound like it would happen.

I know of a guy who accidentally superglued a Guardsman torso onto his friggin' penis. No joke.


I saw pictures. They weren't pretty.

Friend of mine cut the webbing in his thumb accidently after slipping a cut trying to orkify a falcon grav tank, lucky I was there and superglued the cut (after he almost passed out from artirial blood loss) then took him to the clinic to get a transfusion.

They put him in observation for 2.5 days and then sent him home.

That was just under a week ago.

Doctadeth wrote:Friend of mine cut the webbing in his thumb accidently after slipping a cut trying to orkify a falcon grav tank, lucky I was there and superglued the cut (after he almost passed out from artirial blood loss) then took him to the clinic to get a transfusion.

They put him in observation for 2.5 days and then sent him home.

That was just under a week ago.

quick thinking

I have a nice large scar on the back of my left hand from a hobbyknife. I had dropped a chimera wheel (from the old kit) reached down without looking and sliced the back of my left hand with a rusty hobby knife. It was slightly sticking out from a lower shelf and I hadn't realized it was there.

The scar runs from my pinky knuckle to the rightside of my wrist.

nickmund wrote:

Doctadeth wrote:Friend of mine cut the webbing in his thumb accidently after slipping a cut trying to orkify a falcon grav tank, lucky I was there and superglued the cut (after he almost passed out from artirial blood loss) then took him to the clinic to get a transfusion.

They put him in observation for 2.5 days and then sent him home.

That was just under a week ago.

quick thinking

Heh, go to the emergency room with an open cut, and they'll just use superglue on it xD Faster than getting a surgeon there to stich it if it isn't that deep.

My brother (while modeling not 40K sadly).

Cut into his thumb just above the base knuckle, cut into his bone and all flesh but the webbing... with plastic saftey scissors.
They glued him back together. Mmm Dethklok ^_^

Captain_Trips01 wrote: I know of a guy who accidentally superglued a Guardsman torso onto his friggin' penis. No joke.


I saw pictures. They weren't pretty.

trollo lolo lol

Pics or it didn't happen...Eh..Never mind.

Superglue was originally designed to close wounds quickly. It damn burns though.

Don't know how it happend, but a friend of mine caught CSM in his braces...

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Not really sure if it's directly related, but my mate and I were painting at my place, and I accidentally knocked my pink paint pot off the table, spilling it all over the floor. This move of great wisdom was followed by the loudest swear word I have ever uttered. Needless to say, my parents weren't happy, and I got double beating for swearing. So yeah, it wasn't directly from a miniature, but cause and effect, all that stuff...

Peace

Don't as how it happend, but a friend of mine cought CSM in his bracelet...

That doesn't sound too bad.

Unless bracelet is a euphimism for something.