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I'll post pics if you dont belive me.

I'm pretty sure that would break several Dakka rules... I believe you. *Shudders

which ones precisly?

My morbosity wants to know the how xD

I almost got injured there, but making a piece of armour, not modeling.

Ok so i was cutting parts from the sprue near my croutch and one thing lead to anoughter and POW i can nolonger have kids or a boner that dosent sting like heel.

Culler wrote:Aside from the usual minor exacto cuts on my fingers, I did manage to throw my back out for a week after a game that I spent bending too much over the table. To be fair, I had actually injured my back 2 weeks before, but oh man did it get aggravate the problem.

Oh man, do I feel your pain. Or at least, I did. In fairly quick succession, and both following a back injury, I played two 5-game tournaments with Eldar and an Ork horde, in that order. The Eldar weekend was bad. After the Ork weekend I barely moved for three days.

Cut open the knuckle of my left hand while chopping up some models. Sealed it with some superglue and carried on, because I am a real man.

That's why you normally do that on a table.

If it makes you feel better, I was drilling a piece of steel so I could rivet it to a leather strap. I was doing it on a work-bench and the drillbit broke in half and flew like a small missile, "luckily" it just got buried in my leg and not on my noble parts xD

I'm missing an eye.... Just kidding.

I was trimming up a tigurius model and ended up cutting pretty deep into my index finger...There's still blood on the model...Probably just because I'm lazy

You'll want to clean it, because you don't blood rust on your mini, trust me.

Dark wrote:You'll want to clean it, because you don't blood rust on your mini, trust me.

Oh, this was months ago. It's on his white cape,and it splattered in an actually cool way, so I was like, what the heck? I need to strip him anyway. I've since improved my white technique.

You were trimming a painted model? What?

He wouldn't fit on his base, so I had to trim part of the bottom of his cloak. Long story. I got it from a guy that had no idea how to glue things in a reasonable manner

Ah, blood on paint, that's an a-ok. I though, since you where trimming it, that it was bare metal.

SilverMK2 wrote:Cut open the knuckle of my left hand while chopping up some models. Sealed it with some superglue and carried on, because I am a real man.

Best use of superglue, we used it to close cuts on the rugby pitch.

I heard something about a guy who used to paint his khorne berserkers with his own blood...That guy should be on this thread..

"Yeah, everyday, just about. I routinely slash my forearm open and let it run down onto the models. It gives them a real Khorne look"

Tripped and slammed my hand on my plastic chaos rhino.Needless to say it had afew spikes on it so yeah. The rhino was perfectly fine my hand wasn't >>

Makes me wonder if its really protected by Tzeentch...

Well, if you seal the mini, then drop blood on it, and re-seal the mini it can look good.

Gives me ideas for my marine's chainswords.

I was partaking in a mammoth Apocalypse game when we all decided it would be incredibly funny to have a dice fight. We were throwing d6 at each other when someone thought it would be cool to throw the big massive apocalypse sized blast template(not the flower one) at me, in a vain attempt to protect myself I raised my hands and took the skin off my left forearm.

AlexGrannell wrote:I was partaking in a mammoth Apocalypse game when we all decided it would be incredibly funny to have a dice fight. We were throwing d6 at each other when someone thought it would be cool to throw the big massive apocalypse sized blast template(not the flower one) at me, in a vain attempt to protect myself I raised my hands and took the skin off my left forearm.

You guys are idiots.

You know that, right?

SaintHazard wrote:

AlexGrannell wrote:I was partaking in a mammoth Apocalypse game when we all decided it would be incredibly funny to have a dice fight. We were throwing d6 at each other when someone thought it would be cool to throw the big massive apocalypse sized blast template(not the flower one) at me, in a vain attempt to protect myself I raised my hands and took the skin off my left forearm.

You guys are idiots.

You know that, right?

Ahh yes however it was fun!

Fair enough!

First off this is not funny those that laugh i hope it happens to you TWICE!!!

Ok, i was working into the night after getting ready for bed. i was assembling my LRC and was aptly applying the glue when i droppped the super glue down the flappy hole of my boxers. I think every can guess the result. Skin on skin is fine for hands. One doctor laughed about it and i broke his jaw. I did get charged with assault but when the judge read why i did it he dropped the charges and told me to never play with glue again without adult supervision.


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SmackCakes wrote:I got quite severe hemroids from reading codex books on my toilet too long.

me too!! doc keep asking how it happend and i looked down and i just knew. by the way insurance doesn't cover being a moron. They consider it to be pre existig condition.

Sabatine wrote:First off this is not funny those that laugh i hope it happens to you TWICE!!!

Ok, i was working into the night after getting ready for bed. i was assembling my LRC and was aptly applying the glue when i droppped the super glue down the flappy hole of my boxers. I think every can guess the result. Skin on skin is fine for hands. One doctor laughed about it and i broke his jaw. I did get charged with assault but when the judge read why i did it he dropped the charges and told me to never play with glue again without adult supervision.


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SmackCakes wrote:I got quite severe hemroids from reading codex books on my toilet too long.

me too!! doc keep asking how it happend and i looked down and i just knew. by the insurance doesn't cover being a moron. They consider it to be pre existig condition.

You tell us about a hand to wang glue accident and expect us not to laugh? Oh, and you're a massive gakker for hitting a doctor, anyone would think he was going to help you or something.

He wasn't my attendin physician.

I've gotten super glue in my eye before. that was a nightmare and a long time spent sitting at the ER

I stabbed myself in the hand with a modeling knife while trying to convert my sm landraider into a bw.

the blade of the knife came of and stukk into the bone of my left hand. knowing that I should not pull out the blade (everyone in my family is in the medical field but me) I take it out. blood was pooring out of the cut. I finally got it to stop bleeding by holding my hand above my head for about an hour.

that really sucked

This one didn't happen to me but i saw it happen: My best friend michael was painting his Abaddon model and dropped his brush as he leaned down to get it he sneezed and abaddon got stuck right beneath his chin. I was rolling around laughing, cuz he looked me dead in face and said " dude did i just pull a homer?"

I'm having issues to make a mental image on the last one.

About the drop of glue in the boxers, I can really imagine a worse situation (I didn't laughed, don't worry, I just woke up from a nap and my laughing hability hasn't come back yet).

And this talk about hemorroids, I know people wants to emulate the Emperor, but the White Throne isn't for that.

How do you get hemroids? I sit on the computer all the time (on dakka ) on th toilet quite often..