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2011/02/16 23:32:03
Subject: Re:Things you have learned from videogames
Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:When you get a hair cut, they can make your facial hair grow out instantly.
Seriously, there needs to be a game that you get longer hair and facial hair over time, and can cut it shorter or have it styled.
I think fable the lost chapters sort of had that feature, can have any hairstyle you want when you defeat then boss for the 1st time and by the time they realise hes still alive you have a beard and long hair, but thats about the only time it "grows".
Edit: new one to add(i think)
Getting an achievment is never truly worth it.
This message was edited 2 times. Last update was at 2011/02/16 23:59:58
When the rich rage war it's the poor who die
Armies I have: Chaos Space Marines, Tau, Necrons, High Elves
Armies I want:Lizardmen, Warriors Of Chaos, Dark Eldar
Armies I may get: Dark Angels, Tomb Kings, Vampire Counts
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2011/02/17 01:23:00
Subject: Re:Things you have learned from videogames
"I might join the military; it's like an FPS but with better graphics."
Probably slightly paraphrased, but win nonetheless.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
I should hate doctors, lawyers, cops, helicopters, vampires, STAIRS, birds, walking, subways, tunnels, elevators, train yards, small towns, Ayn Rand, sewers, vans, and the woods.
"See a sword is a key cause when you stick it in people it unlocks their death" - Caboose
If you ever need some wood, just find a tree and punch it repeatedly.
Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation
When the rich rage war it's the poor who die 
All is forgiven if repaid in Traitor's blood.
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