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KingCracker wrote:

Slarg232 wrote:

KingCracker wrote:Same with TF2. Ive been crit by a shotgun from WAY over on the other side of a board, and either died/almost died. Sorry, but not only will scatter shot NOT travel that far, it sure as hell wont blow a limb off if it got there

TF2 isn't meant to be taken seriously anyway

Besides, Crits remove falloff, meaning that a Crit anything does the same amount of damage halfway across the map as it does right next to you.






You can fall of buildings and not die. (On Topic, again)

Oh Im sorry, my input using TF2 is invalid in a thread such as this, simply because TF2 isnt suppose to be serious. Just adding to the other post about shotguns being terrible compared to IRL, therefore is a valid point.


Really?

No, I was explaining game mechanics because I misread the sarcasm in the post as actual complaining of it. I apologize, been spending too much time on the SPUFs......

-When you point your cross hairs at some one their name will pop up.
-Only pick up the blue, pink and orange weapons as white stuff is crap.
-Multi-class, sooner or later you will run out of spells.
-X to go and square to stop, or right to go and left to stop.
-Hitting a wall at 200mph wont dent the car just scratch it.
-Rally stages have magic yellow tape that will stop you from falling off a mountain when you hit it at full speed.
-When going to the shops you call it a "Meph run".
-There is always a consol, you just need to find it.
-Wood will stop an RPG round as well as tank guns.
-You can run forever and jump the same distance all the time.
-When you kill a rat gold will fall out of it.

we require more minerals.

If you sneak around, you will do more damage.

If naughty bits are seen, a conveniently placed straw will hide them.

Naughty Bits Rule 2
A - If naughty bits are covered, there is a mod somewhere out there that will remove the object in the way.
B - If no such mod currently exists, a mod for it will be made.
C - Once a mod that removes the object is released, mods that enlarge the naughty area/add further areas will follow.

lol isnt that the truth. You ever seen some of the naked mods for Morrowind? Holy ginormous boobs

Smash everything you can. It is the way to find gold coin, treasure map, guns...

yoink

“A late game is only late until it ships; a bad game is bad for the rest of its life.”

- you can train for hours and not getting stronger, but suddenly with one strike you become stronger
- Always try to tackle the referee.
- always go out with a bang.
- Camping is boring.

sillyboy wrote:Camping is boring.

Your version of camping perhaps.

When you are being covered by your two mates getting shot after shot into the enemy, and they are just murdering, it's exhilarating.

Then some douchebag throws semtex.

chowderhead13 wrote:

sillyboy wrote:Camping is boring.

Your version of camping perhaps.

When you are being covered by your two mates getting shot after shot into the enemy, and they are just murdering, it's exhilarating.

Then some douchebag throws semtex.

Thats why I use flak jacket

On topic:

flak plates on a vest can stop an rpg shot, but not a knife slash or ballistic

Dunno if its been posted or not

Even the most lightly armored person, can take multiple shots of any firearm/explosive device.

I learned if I hit people I get bonus points.

Life has a convenient training section which you can return to at any time to brush up on skills.

Enemies will get progressively harder, and come in greater numbers as you continue.

Certain actions will be rewarded with a small notification, and your social standing will increase in direct proportion.

There will be an endless supply of enemies until you reach a specific boundary. After you pass it, there will be one remaining hostile.

ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: FOUND

Every barrel you shoot explodes violently.

If you can't hit a man in the head, you need 2 shots to down him with a .50 cal Sniper.

Every female you meet will try to seduce you, by wearing as few clothes as possible and/or having a crush/sleeping with you.

Every female you meet is perfectly formed and sexually appealing.

Even if 20 armed gunmen shoot at you, if you're holding a sword they'll totally miss.

Every creature in the known world, whether it be a spider or even a Troll, drop coins when they die.

Cryonicleech wrote:Every female you meet is perfectly formed and sexually appealing.

Don't I wish.....

Hookers don't wear clothes, the skimpy clothing is actually a skin condition.

After stealing a car, there is a part of you that always wants to carefully navigate roads/highways and obey the highway code at all times.

all gamers are heterosexual.
(why are there never any sexy scantly clad men?)

(why are there never any sexy scantly clad men?)

See: Male Whores in Fable 2 and 3.

Avatar 720 wrote:

(why are there never any sexy scantly clad men?)

See: Male Whores in Fable 2 and 3.

take me there now.

You could also sleep with men in Fable. Not really sexy but hey, it was fun having a VERY homosexual hero with blonde hair, blue eyes, a MASSIVE axe for killing in droves, and an unnatural craving for the man sausage

KingCracker wrote:You could also sleep with men in Fable. Not really sexy but hey, it was fun having a VERY homosexual hero with blonde hair, blue eyes, a MASSIVE axe for killing in droves, and an unnatural craving for the man sausage

on topic

- one can buy a beard!

Dunno if its been mentioned before:

If you pay a hooker, you can run her/him over with the car (or otherwise kill them) and get your money back.

KingCracker wrote:You could also sleep with men in Fable. Not really sexy but hey, it was fun having a VERY homosexual hero with blonde hair, blue eyes, a MASSIVE axe for killing in droves, and an unnatural craving for the man sausage

You could sleep with them in F1, but they weren't dressed nearly as provocatively as F2/3

If an area is very quiet then something will try scare the s**t out of you soon lol.

When you get a hair cut, they can make your facial hair grow out instantly.

Seriously, there needs to be a game that you get longer hair and facial hair over time, and can cut it shorter or have it styled.