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I don't know if a chainsword actually would be quick.

if it cut your head in twain you would die instantly.


otherwise, you bleed to death. and after you are technically dead, your brain survives for about 5 minutes, regestering unbelivable pain and watching whatever is left of your body.

assuming your brain didn't shut off from sensory overload.

Grey Templar wrote:
otherwise, you bleed to death. and after you are technically dead, your brain survives for about 5 minutes, regestering unbelivable pain and watching whatever is left of your body.

Noooooooooooooooooooo.

The brain does not survive five minutes without blood circulation.

Not from what i have heard about heads being decapitated. the person is actually concious for several minutes after the neck is severed. of course the person can't do much.

Grey Templar wrote:Not from what i have heard about heads being decapitated. the person is actually concious for several minutes after the neck is severed. of course the person can't do much.

After blood stops circulating to the brain, consciousness is lost in a few seconds, with measurable brain activity ceasing in under a minute.

Have a devourer blade forcefully take ur soul from your body

Being killed by the Harelquin's Kiss

Mawloc error from the deep?

Having your horse punched out from under you by an Ork Warboss. Which is what happened in the Ork fluff section of the rulebook.

A Dreadnought with Blood Talons would chew you up pretty good too.

Grey Templar wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:Being killed by Aun'Va. You'd die so slowly and ineffecitvely, whilst suffering as much humiliation as possible in the process. Your comrades look on, unable to decide whether to mourn your death, or laugh at how it happened, as Aun'Va prods you with whatever he has to hand at that moment in time.

The threads about the most brutal way to die, not the most humiliating(i'll make a thread for it )

It will be brutal; you're dying very slowly via small wounds over a very long period of time; the humiliation is just extra.

I know that there are ways i would like to die more than being jabbed to death by the space pope!

SMASHED BY A THUNDER HAMMER

Avatar 720 wrote:

Grey Templar wrote:

Avatar 720 wrote:Being killed by Aun'Va. You'd die so slowly and ineffecitvely, whilst suffering as much humiliation as possible in the process. Your comrades look on, unable to decide whether to mourn your death, or laugh at how it happened, as Aun'Va prods you with whatever he has to hand at that moment in time.

The threads about the most brutal way to die, not the most humiliating(i'll make a thread for it )

It will be brutal; you're dying very slowly via small wounds over a very long period of time; the humiliation is just extra.

perhaps,

at least you can take comfort from the fact that the Space Pope will probably die of shock upon actually killing you. and then the whole Tau army runs away.

Flesh Gauntlets FTW!

Powerfist. Smash.

Being on the receiving end of Vulkan's Spear. That thing can melt through ceramite like it was paper. Imagine what it can do to an unarmored body!

Any tyrannic shooting weapon or nurglings

10 assault termies, 40 on a charge,re-wounds,power weapons...

I dont no about you but having ur insides getting ripped to shreds by a puny grechin isnt how i want to die.... Shokk attack gun for the win

It's not a Grot, it's an even punier little Snotling.

I dont think half you guys are getting what the question actually is. Most brutal way to die. In my minds eye, that would be the most horrific way to be killed that you could think of. Being stepped on by a Titan, your INSTANTLY dead, you would be you one moment, then a puddle of goo/blood/organ mush the next. You wouldnt even realize you died. Same concept by drop pod or a Dread falling on you. A dread?!? Seriously? You know how fething HEAVY those things are? Id be like a train car carrying a full load of coal, just tipping over on you. Your brain might register the image of the thing coming at you, then *squish*

Those would be MAAAAAaaaaany times better then some of the others mentioned. I agree, anything DE or most Tyranid weapons would be the worst way to go. Inquisition torture would be a pretty terrible way to die as well. A Terminator? Who ever said that needs to slap themselves in the testicles. Oh high giant hydraulically driven super human, whatcha got there for me? Oh a power fist? Thats not only hydraulically powered, but it has a crackling energy field that carves through anythi*squishy lightning sounds* Again, easy way to die


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coolyo294 wrote:It's not a Grot, it's an even punier little Snotling.

an they be crazy

Being explodificated by your dad. Because you stabbed him.

I can tell you guys about being killed by the dark eldar...I think the copy machine at my work is a device of theirs...the pain that thing has caused me...it is slowly destroying my soul...

I think that my dog is another DE torture device. Can't say for sure though...

At the mercy of either a Talos Pain Engine or Slaneesh Cultist. There won't be much left of you.

Being eatin alive by Ripper Swarms.

How about second edition barbed strangler. Nothing like having a fist sized spore pod shot into your flesh for it yo evolve and grow inside your own body tearing you apart as the tendrils wrap around your friends.

Brutal? A half dozen marker lights at your chest with a fulisade of broadsides taking aim.

Or being found by hungry hungry kroot.

kronk wrote:At the mercy of either a Talos Pain Engine or Slaneesh Cultist. There won't be much left of you.

or there might be more of you then you ever thought possable

How about getting your head taken off by a tau railgun solid shot. splat.