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AustonT wrote:
CT GAMER wrote:This is me when I used to be a security guard at the local mall:

Gecko45?!?!?!!?!?!?


He is the master, I was simply a student of his badassness...

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Dwarf High King with New Book of Grudges




United States

AustonT wrote:I'm the taller masculine one.


For some reason I thought you would be Latino.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. 
   
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my God, I'm not the only one who knows the legend of the Mall Ninja.


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@Dogma, I'm not sure quite how to take that.
@Matty... same thing actually.

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 Avatar 720 wrote:
You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.

Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
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Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
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United States

AustonT wrote:
@Dogma, I'm not sure quite how to take that.


To be fair, I was staring at the hat.

Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. 
   
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Fixture of Dakka





Oklahoma City, Ok.

I thought for sure Chowdah had a new bikini.....

"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

alarmingrick wrote:I thought for sure Chowdah had a new bikini.....

Naw, but I did go to a party over the weekend. Some donkey-cave sat on me.


Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK



Anyone else see the likeness?
   
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Battle-tested Knight Castellan Pilot






Howard A Treesong wrote:
FabricatorGeneralMike wrote:Did you get a chance to talk with 'her royal nibs?'. Maybe tell her how things are going in her realm?


Aye, her and the Duke, just said hello and shook them by the hand. That's how it is in Britain, it's a small place, everyone meets the Queen quite regularly. If you ever visit I'll let her know you're coming.


Fun fact, even HRH Queen Elizabeth the second eat's chicken with her fingers. Also do you what the queen carries in her purse?
   
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UK

FabricatorGeneralMike wrote:
Howard A Treesong wrote:
FabricatorGeneralMike wrote:Did you get a chance to talk with 'her royal nibs?'. Maybe tell her how things are going in her realm?


Aye, her and the Duke, just said hello and shook them by the hand. That's how it is in Britain, it's a small place, everyone meets the Queen quite regularly. If you ever visit I'll let her know you're coming.


Fun fact, even HRH Queen Elizabeth the second eat's chicken with her fingers. Also do you what the queen carries in her purse?


Prince Phillip's nadgers?

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

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gloves, my grandma told me that when I was like 4. That was a long time ago.
   
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Elephant Graveyard

Avatar 720 wrote:
FabricatorGeneralMike wrote:
Howard A Treesong wrote:
FabricatorGeneralMike wrote:Did you get a chance to talk with 'her royal nibs?'. Maybe tell her how things are going in her realm?


Aye, her and the Duke, just said hello and shook them by the hand. That's how it is in Britain, it's a small place, everyone meets the Queen quite regularly. If you ever visit I'll let her know you're coming.


Fun fact, even HRH Queen Elizabeth the second eat's chicken with her fingers. Also do you what the queen carries in her purse?


Prince Phillip's nadgers?

Don't be silly...
It's a Dirt Harry Special, a Lee Harvey Oswold Rifle and a Sten gun...
We all know Queenie goes loaded for bear wherever she goes...

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UK

I carry gloves in my handbag...

... you know, not that I wear gloves or anything...

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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Avatar 720 wrote:I carry gloves in my handbag...

... you know, not that I wear gloves or anything...



Just incase you need to commit a crime and you don't have time to go and buy a pair of gloves? Sounds to me like someone was a boy scout (always be prepaired)
   
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On a boat, Trying not to die.

Avatar 720 wrote:I carry gloves in my handbag...

... you know, not that I wear gloves or anything...

Well, duh.

You use them to challenge people to duels.

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Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
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Chowderhead wrote:
Avatar 720 wrote:I carry gloves in my handbag...

... you know, not that I wear gloves or anything...

Well, duh.

You use them to challenge people to duels.



Sings, glove slap don't take crap, glove slapshut your big yack. That was a great episode

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Kefitzat Haderech

Bravo to those of you with the bottle to post your actual pictures. I present myself:



As you can see, I am always happy.

 
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UK

Kodanshi wrote:Bravo to those of you with the bottle to post your actual pictures. I present myself:



As you can see, I am always happy.


You look positively ecstatic!

Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.

Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.

My deviantART Profile - Pay No Attention To The Man Behind The Madness

"You need not fear us, unless you are a dark heart, a vile one who preys on the innocent; I promise, you can’t hide forever in the empty darkness, for we will hunt you down like the animals you are, and pull you into the very bowels of hell." Iron - Within Temptation 
   
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Burtucky, Michigan

Jumping with GLEE even!!!
   
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UK

dogma wrote:
AustonT wrote:I'm the taller masculine one.


For some reason I thought you would be Latino.


My missus thinks me and Auston look alike, I think its just because he's got a Yorkshire blokes hat on.




At least I hope thats it... maybe she wants to suck him off.

We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.  
   
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Swindon, Wiltshire, UK

Actually... I can kind of see it.
   
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South Wales

I always thought matty would have a handlebar moustache.

Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
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UK

corpsesarefun wrote:Actually... I can kind of see it.


I think I'm an older and fatter version... she must be after trading me in.


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MrDwhitey wrote:I always thought matty would have a handlebar moustache.


Mate I can do facial hair for you no problem.. Ive posted plenty of them!

Spoiler:


Spoiler:




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We are arming Syrian rebels who support ISIS, who is fighting Iran, who is fighting Iraq who we also support against ISIS, while fighting Kurds who we support while they are fighting Syrian rebels.  
   
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Rogers, CT


   
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Oklahoma City, Ok.

mattyrm wrote:


So, is there any chance MGS's Avatar is your father?!?!? Maybe i'm crazy, but you have a Brian Blessed thing going in that pic!





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Kodanshi wrote:Bravo to those of you with the bottle to post your actual pictures. I present myself:



As you can see, I am always happy.


Looking at you in that pic i get the feeling you think i owe you money or something!
Have you tried relaxation......

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"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
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I was expecting mattym to just be a tempestuous ball of Northern rage but he looks like a normal human being.
Just goes to show.

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Codex: Bears.
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Mesopotamia. The Kingdom Where we Secretly Reign.

My avatar is me.

Though I seem to have misplaced the hat, which fills me with rage on a daily basis.

Drink deeply and lustily from the foamy draught of evil.
W: 1.756 Quadrillion L: 0 D: 2
Haters gon' hate. 
   
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South Wales

Thanks matty, I am now satisfied.

Prestor Jon wrote:
Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
 
   
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Oklahoma City, Ok.

Monster Rain wrote:My avatar is me.

Though I seem to have misplaced the hat, which fills me with rage on a daily basis.


That's going to be a bit of a problem MR. That hat is part of you. if i ever saw you in RL without it,
I wouldn't know who the hell you were. but if I saw someone else with it, I'd think they were you.
Do you realize that would be almost like identity theft......

Find that damn hat, man!

"But i'm more than just a little curious, how you're planning to go about making your amends, to the dead?" -The Noose-APC

"Little angel go away
Come again some other day
The devil has my ear today
I'll never hear a word you say" Weak and Powerless - APC

 
   
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mattyrm wrote:

My missus thinks me and Auston look alike, I think its just because he's got a Yorkshire blokes hat on.




At least I hope thats it... maybe she wants to suck him off.


Hmm I had to search long and hard but I found some extras...one with a flat cap...I'm not going to be able to pretend I just wore it that one time am I?
This one is a meeting of the officers of the Contemporary Union of Noble Tobacco Smokers
Spoiler:

This is one with my thinking hat on
Spoiler:

Doing what I do best
Spoiler:

And doing what I hate most (taking pictures for other people's morale)
Spoiler:

It occurs to me I don't have a single picture of me sober, I'm drunk as gak in every picture.

 Avatar 720 wrote:
You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.

Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
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Kefitzat Haderech

Battle Brother Lucifer wrote:

In a strictly hetero, bro appreciating another man’s potential pulling power sort of way, DAMN are you a good–looking marine or what!

 

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