Switch Theme:

A hawk just stole one of my chickens  [RSS] Share on facebook Share on Twitter Submit to Reddit
»
Author Message
Advert


Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you:
  • No adverts like this in the forums anymore.
  • Times and dates in your local timezone.
  • Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance.
  • Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely.
  • Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net.
If you are already a member then feel free to login now.




Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut






Frazzled wrote:
streamdragon wrote:Counting down the days to Friday night when I can pick up my dog. The house has been so empty with just the two cats; I can't even sleep through the night right now.

Que?


I mentioned the new dog before, the mastiff/great dane mix. I get to take her home on Friday (she's being fostered on a farm in South Carolina, while I live in Maryland; hence the delay). My house doesn't have a dog in it for the first time in decades, so the house feels empty.

   
Made in us
5th God of Chaos! (Yea'rly!)




The Great State of Texas

Oh yes, stream and his new BEARDOG. good luck. I hope you put the valuables up.

-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
 
   
Made in us
Longtime Dakkanaut






pft, what valuables? I play warham- oooooooh. yeah, they live in my closet of shame. (That is, the closet with probably a thousand dollars of unopened models...)
   
Made in nl
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Mhm, all we get is birds catching carps from our pond, realizing it's to big and letting i suffocate on the grass.

Birds are dicks.
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Burtucky, Michigan

streamdragon wrote:pft, what valuables? I play warham- oooooooh. yeah, they live in my closet of shame. (That is, the closet with probably a thousand dollars of unopened models...)




Where do you live exactly, and what times is your house vacant?



And yes Sol, this thread sums up that birds are indeed, dicks
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

Soladrin wrote:Mhm, all we get is birds catching carps from our pond, realizing it's to big and letting i suffocate on the grass.

Birds are dicks.


My GF lives about a half mile from the beach. One morning, she found a catfish just laying on her porch. No idea where it came from. I told her it was probably a bird that caught it, but then dropped it when it couldn't carry it.

DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Big Fat Gospel of Menoth





The other side of the internet

I'm so sorry your GF didn't like your catfish kronk.

(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

RAGE

Be sure to use logic! Avoid fallacies whenever possible.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fallacies 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






New Orleans, LA

Surtur wrote:I'm so sorry your GF didn't like your catfish kronk.


Shh.....

DA:70S+G+M+B++I++Pw40k08+D++A++/fWD-R+T(M)DM+
 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






Piston Honda wrote:I was outside today tending to my Tomato garden and hear one of my chickens go crazy.

I go to see what is going on seeing if my cats are attacking them again. As soon as I get to the chicken coup I see this big brown and gray-ish bird (I assume it is a hawk) flying off with one of my chickens.

Nature sucks.
Third world problems bro. Call me when and Eagle takes your smart phone.

 Avatar 720 wrote:
You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.

Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
Made in au
Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight





Australia

AustonT wrote:
Piston Honda wrote:I was outside today tending to my Tomato garden and hear one of my chickens go crazy.

I go to see what is going on seeing if my cats are attacking them again. As soon as I get to the chicken coup I see this big brown and gray-ish bird (I assume it is a hawk) flying off with one of my chickens.

Nature sucks.
Third world problems bro. Call me when and Eagle takes your smart phone.


But if the eagle has taken his phone...

"Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?" 
   
Made in ca
Stormin' Stompa






Ottawa, ON

Kaldor wrote:
AustonT wrote:
Piston Honda wrote:I was outside today tending to my Tomato garden and hear one of my chickens go crazy.

I go to see what is going on seeing if my cats are attacking them again. As soon as I get to the chicken coup I see this big brown and gray-ish bird (I assume it is a hawk) flying off with one of my chickens.

Nature sucks.
Third world problems bro. Call me when and Eagle takes your smart phone.


But if the eagle has taken his phone...


Maybe the eagle will call?

Ask yourself: have you rated a gallery image today? 
   
Made in us
Decrepit Dakkanaut






Leerstetten, Germany

I heard that the eagle has landed.
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






Kaldor wrote:
AustonT wrote:
Piston Honda wrote:I was outside today tending to my Tomato garden and hear one of my chickens go crazy.

I go to see what is going on seeing if my cats are attacking them again. As soon as I get to the chicken coup I see this big brown and gray-ish bird (I assume it is a hawk) flying off with one of my chickens.

Nature sucks.
Third world problems bro. Call me when and Eagle takes your smart phone.


But if the eagle has taken his phone...
If you offer it a dog it will give the phone back. Sandra Bullock taught me that.

 Avatar 720 wrote:
You see, to Auston, everyone is a Death Star; there's only one way you can take it and that's through a small gap at the back.

Come check out my Blood Angels,Crimson Fists, and coming soon Eldar
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391013.page
I have conceded that the Eldar page I started in P&M is their legitimate home. Free Candy! Updated 10/19.
http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/391553.page
Powder Burns wrote:what they need to make is a fullsize leatherman, like 14" long folded, with a bone saw, notches for bowstring, signaling flare, electrical hand crank generator, bolt cutters..
 
   
Made in au
Devestating Grey Knight Dreadknight





Australia

AustonT wrote:
Kaldor wrote:
AustonT wrote:
Third world problems bro. Call me when and Eagle takes your smart phone.


But if the eagle has taken his phone...
If you offer it a dog it will give the phone back. Sandra Bullock taught me that.


I have seen that movie. I am ashamed.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2012/06/15 06:51:07


"Did you ever notice how in the Bible, when ever God needed to punish someone, or make an example, or whenever God needed a killing, he sent an angel? Did you ever wonder what a creature like that must be like? A whole existence spent praising your God, but always with one wing dipped in blood. Would you ever really want to see an angel?" 
   
Made in gb
Trustworthy Shas'vre






Dorset, UK

.
[Thumb - Hawkward.jpg]

   
Made in au
Stubborn Dark Angels Veteran Sergeant




Behind you

Actually talking about this, I had an almost killed Bantam chook by a hawk. We saw a hawk-shadow coming down. The chicken ran into the coop, and next thing we knew, raptor sitting on the fence looking around...


 
   
 
Forum Index » Off-Topic Forum
Go to: