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Prestor Jon wrote: Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
I believe it is a nickname for AA or AAA gun batteries.
It was also a racehorse but I'm not sure if that's related... be cool if it was though...
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
I know, but pretending ignorance let me post a video from Mars Attacks.
Prestor Jon wrote: Because children don't have any legal rights until they're adults. A minor is the responsiblity of the parent and has no legal rights except through his/her legal guardian or parent.
n0t_u wrote:I just assumed he yells "ack ack ack" and catapults retired race horses at them. At least that's what Google says he means by that.
It is the second search result...
Dakka Bingo! By Ouze "You are the best at flying things"-Kanluwen
"Further proof that Purple is a fething brilliant super villain " -KingCracker
"Purp.. Im pretty sure I have a gun than can reach you...."-Nicorex
"That's not really an apocalypse. That's just Europe."-Grakmar
"almost as good as winning free cake at the tea drinking contest for an Englishman." -Reds8n
Seal up your lips and give no words but mum.
Equip, Reload. Do violence.
Watch for Gerry.
I wish that would happen to my Chickens, which I hate. I'm stuck with them because my brother got them then moved away.
Parents treat them like fething pets.
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
Then they ask me "Well, then lets eat the cats and the dog tomorrow!"
"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
kronk wrote:Dog is rather gamey, but cat tastes a lot like rabbit.
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"The Imperium is nothing if not willing to go to any lengths necessary. So the Trekkies are zipping around at warp speed taking small chucks out of an nigh-on infinite amount of ships, with the Imperium being unable to strike back. feth it, says central command, and detonates every vortex warhead in the fleet, plunging the entire sector into the Warp. Enjoy tentacle-rape, Kirk, we know Sulu will." -Terminus
"This great fortress was a gift to the Blood Ravens from the legendary Imperial Fists. When asked about it Chapter Master Pugh was reported to say: "THEY TOOK WHAT!?""
kronk wrote:Dog is rather gamey, but cat tastes a lot like rabbit.
Rodney the Shanking Wiener dog fully supports the eating of cat.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Huffy wrote:It could have been worse...a family friend was letting her teacup poodle play outside and as she watched a hawk grabbed 'em and carried poodle munchies off
Someday, if we have the time & money, my s/o & I want to take up falconry, then head down to the local parks and hunt poodle and handbag-dogs.
Huffy wrote:It could have been worse...a family friend was letting her teacup poodle play outside and as she watched a hawk grabbed 'em and carried poodle munchies off
Someday, if we have the time & money, my s/o & I want to take up falconry, then head down to the local parks and hunt poodle and handbag-dogs.
Just remember:
1) Pit Bulls can jump. George caught several birds who got uppity.
2) Wiener dogs are prepared for this contingency.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
I think the hawk benefit scandal post was the best one so far Man killed by owl was a close second. You need to rig a chicken with explosives, wait for the hawk to strike again and then detonate that fether.
Frazzled wrote:2) Wiener dogs are prepared for this contingency.
They need to work out a MAD policy against huskies. Last winter I was mushing, and this little old lady came to see the sleds with her dog...
Wiener dog was NOT prepared...
They do. Team Wienie upgraded (or downgraded depending on point of view) their human transport option to Frazzled. He comes with pre installed gun turrents.
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Every day that ends with Y, my kitten tries to steal my food.
Yay for spray bottles.
The people in the past who convinced themselves to do unspeakable things were no less human than you or I. They made their decisions; the only thing that prevents history from repeating itself is making different ones.
-- Adam Serwer
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Melissia wrote:Every day that ends with Y, my kitten tries to steal my food.
Yay for spray bottles.
We tried that with my cat for awhile but he kept on getting into the butter.
So then my dad took to sticking his head under a cold tap for a minute, and that didn't work either.
I just got used to there being cat spit in the butter.
Cats works more with odours/taste than punishment. If you didn't start early with the spray, or if she picked up early the habit of eating human food, then you're fethed. Put lemon juice/anything sour on the butter, if it really bothers you, that's the best chance you have, and even then, he probably won't stop.
Putting the cats head under the tap is just going to make the cat go nuts and hate your father/try a reconciliation, it wont make him realize he did something to piss you off.
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[...] for conflict is the great teacher, and pain, the perfect educator.
If an American has to cover their butter in fear, than the terrorists have already won!
-"Wait a minute.....who is that Frazz is talking to in the gallery? Hmmm something is going on here.....Oh.... it seems there is some dispute over video taping of some sort......Frazz is really upset now..........wait a minute......whats he go there.......is it? Can it be?....Frazz has just unleashed his hidden weiner dog from his mini bag, while quoting shakespeares "Let slip the dogs the war!!" GG
-"Don't mind Frazzled. He's just Dakka's crazy old dude locked in the attic. He's harmless. Mostly."
-TBone the Magnificent 1999-2014, Long Live the King!
Melissia wrote:Every day that ends with Y, my kitten tries to steal my food.
Yay for spray bottles.
We tried that with my cat for awhile but he kept on getting into the butter.
So then my dad took to sticking his head under a cold tap for a minute, and that didn't work either.
I just got used to there being cat spit in the butter.
Cats works more with odours/taste than punishment. If you didn't start early with the spray, or if she picked up early the habit of eating human food, then you're fethed. Put lemon juice/anything sour on the butter, if it really bothers you, that's the best chance you have, and even then, he probably won't stop.
Well he's dead now and no bother to anyone...
Putting the cats head under the tap is just going to make the cat go nuts and hate your father/try a reconciliation, it wont make him realize he did something to piss you off.
He knew, HE KNEW! Why else would he run so fast if you caught him in the act?
I wouldn't have minded so much, but he would also eat the wax paper around the butter which gave him the worse ever diarrhea…
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