A 3-word Story

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**DeathRex**

Revealed the truth

**Far Seer**

of Draigo's insanely

**Decio**

massive red lunchbox

**snurl**

, which is filled

**Barksdale**

to the brim

**thenoobbomb**

of the big

**Decio**

box with spastic

**Barksdale**

midgits screaming and

**Decio**

moaning while Ultramarines

**Far Seer**

danced around gaily

**Decio**

praising Twilight and

**CuddlySquig**

Pinkie Pie enthusiastically.

**Decio**

When the Fluff

**Barksdale**

dictates that mahreens

**Far Seer**

act like this

**snurl**

you know its

**Barksdale**

inherently ridiculous, however

**Far Seer**

the truth hurts

**Decio**

like a whiny

**CuddlySquig**

kid in the

**Leigen_Zero**

Tervigon's birthing canal

**CuddlySquig**

The truth is

**ExNoctemNacimur**

Satan bled rivers

**CuddlySquig**

because of Draigo's

**snurl**

online porn habits.

**Decio**

Unfortunately for Matt Ward,

**CuddlySquig**

Draigo was killed

**Far Seer**

whilst masturbating too

**ExNoctemNacimur**

Tyranid porn which

**PredaKhaine**

Seriously messed his