A 40k Story

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**KaptinBadrukk**

Nucleogenic Lifeforms watched the amusement park every day.

**lliu**

And then they blew it up when they got bored.

**KaptinBadrukk**

But then they rebuilt it. Captain Ransom and his crew killed the nucleogenic lifeforms and took the park for themselves.

**lliu**

and then decided to have a party with the Fazbear crew, Freddy, Bonnie, Chica, and Foxy. If you do not know what Five Night's at Freddy's is, search it up.

**KaptinBadrukk**

The party was good, until the nucleogenic lifeforms crashed it.

**snurl**

Suddenly, a beast from Maelstrom's edge barged in, uninvited.

**JamesGang**

Rolled a natural 20, punch HappyJew in the chest and stole all of the fig newtons!

**snurl**

And then things got real.

**lliu**

HappyJew pulled out an AK 47 and shot him.

**snurl**

But bullets wouldn't stop it, the beast kept coming, devouring fig newtons as it stepped foreward.

**KaptinBadrukk**

A phaser Shot came out of nowhere. Naomi Wildman had stopped the beast

**snurl**

But only momentarily, as the wad of fig newtons in the beast's maw took the brunt of the blast.
Looking about, the beast spied it's attacker, and boy, was it pissed off.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Then, Marneus Calgar came in a vaporized the beast.

**snurl**

Thus spoiling the barbecue for everyone.

**KaptinBadrukk**

He did not apologize and ran away.

**snurl**

As trolls so often do.
Then, some new soldiers arrived on the scene. They looked like Eldar, but had larger round bases and spoke of someone named Sigmar.

**KaptinBadrukk**

Who's Sigmar? They asked.

**snurl**

Well, he was the king of the Empire back when there was an empire, then some people thought he was god, but now no one is quite sure, they said.

**lliu**

And then they all died from toxoplasmosis.

**snurl**

Canadians had nothing to do with it, or so they claim.

**lliu**

But, as research studies have shown, that is not the case.

**snurl**

Which validates the prevailing US notion to BLAME CANADA.