Thank you. Occasionally I tell a good joke... but not today!
A couple has gone to bed for the night when there’s a knock on the door. The husband rolls over in bed and looks at the alarm clock; it’s 3:00 in the morning. Grumbling, he drags himself out of bed and goes downstairs. He opens the door to find a man standing outside.
“Hey, pal,” says the stranger, “can you give me a push?”
“Forget you,” says the husband, “It’s 3 a.m.” And he shuts the door and goes back upstairs, climbs in bed and tells his wife what happened.
“You’re so selfish,” she says. “Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain and you had to knock on that man’s door for a jump? What would have happened if he’d been like you?”
So he gets out of bed again and goes back downstairs, opens the door and, not being able to see the stranger, he shouts, “Hey, pal, you still want a push?”
A voice calls back, “Yes, please.”
Still unable to see the stranger he shouts, “Where are you?”
The man replies, “I’m over here, on the swings.”
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