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Made in gb
Potent Possessed Daemonvessel






Sawbones turned the Krork's skinless kull over in his shiny metallic claw, inspecting it in the same manner a butcher might inspect a prime cut of meat. Krork. How much they had changed? How far had their empire expanded across the stars to plague the young races? If he cared, these are the questions the Necron would ask. But, he did not. Immortality would do that to you.
The battle, if it could be called that, had gone smooth enough-Sawbones amd 5 of his Flayed ones had matirealised in the midst of a mob of surprised Krorks doing something foul with the mutilate dbody. The razor-sharp needle fingers had penertrated the Green hides with worrying ease, audibly snapping bone and sending a spray of viscera splattering against the walls. 7 of the Greenskinned brutes had died in the first minute, either at the 'hands' (OOC; heh heh...) of Sawbones or his minions. One thing to be said for these aliens, the lord conceded, they didn't scare easy, and within a moment of the initial assault the shock had worn of and the monsters had charged, yelling their oh so inventive battlecry of "WAAAAGH!!!" as they went. The monsters never changed. All that said, it had been over in minutes; an entire mob annihalated with not a single casualty. It almost made the Lord wish he could still smile. Almost.
What concerned sawbones was the gunfire that was growing louder and louder-it appeared that, perfectly timed though their ambush had been (he had hoped the sound of the larger battle would hide them), it hadn't been enough, and now more of the Krork had come expecting a fight. They'd be dissapointed. The Flayed ones fell limp before dematerilising back into a green flash of light. As Sawbones turned to follow his warriors, he noticed the corpse of one of the Krork that was still pretty much intact. The Surgeon part of his brain started talking.

If Old Sawbones could still of smiled, he would.
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Nice post, Lordy.
   
Made in gb
Potent Possessed Daemonvessel






No matter the situation there is always time to dissect some Orks in interesting ways.
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Wait....

DARK DID AN EVENT!!!!



PARTAY!

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Chowderhead wrote:Wait....

DARK DID AN EVENT!!!!



PARTAY!


Your new avatar is eww.

This message was edited 1 time. Last update was at 2011/05/18 15:30:30


 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:No matter the situation there is always time to dissect some Orks in interesting ways.


So very true.
   
Made in fi
Major




So that was the huge event that Darko was writing?
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:Wait....

DARK DID AN EVENT!!!!



PARTAY!


Your new avatar is eww.



Someone say my new avatar is bad? I couldn't tell...

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Dive-Bombin' Fighta-Bomba Pilot






Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:No matter the situation there is always time to dissect some Orks in interesting ways.


(Will the player who has not killed any orks yet please stand up?

*cricket chirps*

Thats what I thought.....

Srsly thought where are all the genestealers? This is a friggin SPACE HULK after all.... )
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






WARORK93 wrote:
Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:No matter the situation there is always time to dissect some Orks in interesting ways.


(Will the player who has not killed any orks yet please stand up?

*cricket chirps*

Thats what I thought.....

Srsly thought where are all the genestealers? This is a friggin SPACE HULK after all.... )


Well they're not the only trump card I'm holding back, so those of you that survive long enough (another good 20-30 pages ) will still have plenty of surprises to face!
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

Well, we will survive...But we need an event first, to know IF we will survive, and get this thing back on the road. Damn, it's been so long, I don't know what my character was doing in my last IC post.



 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Scrazza wrote:Well, we will survive...But we need an event first, to know IF we will survive, and get this thing back on the road. Damn, it's been so long, I don't know what my character was doing in my last IC post.


As I've said, I'll probably get it done Friday.
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

It's been 15+ pages, Scrazz. No-one knows what's going on. I've been trapped in Event Limbo with Kais and Darko, and don't know if I should drop out of Kais', and gak squat has been happening over there.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:... What the feth does that mean?



Herpedy derpedy doo.

... Derp to the herp...?

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Chowderhead wrote:
Darkvoidof40k wrote:
Chowderhead wrote:... What the feth does that mean?



Herpedy derpedy doo.

... Derp to the herp...?


Herp derp derp herp.
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

Let's get to the point. Can I do some minor RPing today?



 
   
Made in us
Fixture of Dakka






On a boat, Trying not to die.

I wish I could, but Dark has evented me into a corner.

Every Normal Man Must Be Tempted At Times To Spit On His Hands, Hoist That Black Flag, And Begin Slitting Throats. 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Scrazza wrote:Let's get to the point. Can I do some minor RPing today?


Chowderhead wrote:I wish I could, but Dark has evented me into a corner.


Alright, alright, I give in. You can both do a tiny little bit of roleplaying. But don't do anything major please. Character feelings and thoughts are a good idea.

But leave the whacky whacky smacky smacky BOOM! to me.
   
Made in nz
Fighter Pilot





Aukland, NZ

The Orks kept on driving down corridors, splattering the odd lifeform.
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Alrighty guys, I'll try and do some event tonight.
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

EVENT TIME! Party hearty!



 
   
Made in gb
Slippery Scout Biker






UK

Is there room for another player?

NOW DOING COMMISIONS! PM for details
Shameless self promotion FTW!
 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






IamIronMan wrote:Is there room for another player?




M'kay, rules rundown.. again.. (this gets old after the millionth time ):

Read the entire thread.
Create a character.
Be happy.
   
Made in gb
Slippery Scout Biker






UK

Yaaay! Off I go to read the entire thread :S

NOW DOING COMMISIONS! PM for details
Shameless self promotion FTW!
 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






IamIronMan wrote:Yaaay! Off I go to read the entire thread :S


Beware the hilarious ~10 pages of off-topic!
   
Made in be
Arch Magos w/ 4 Meg of RAM






In the Wasteland

And beware the 15+ pages of event-less posts.



 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Scrazza wrote:And beware the 15+ pages of event-less posts.


THERE HAVE BEEN EVENTS! SPAGHETTI MONSTER THAT FLIES, SMITE THIS INFIDEL!

Consider yourself smited.


   
Made in gb
Slippery Scout Biker






UK

Character Name: Orto Lucian
Character Age: 176
Character Race: Space Marine
Character Profession: Epistolary
Character Personality: Reserved, Calm
Character Appearance: Tall, with a shock of pure white hair
Character Height: 8' 6
Character Equipment: Artificer Armour, force lance and storm shield
Charcter Bio: The second most senior librarian in the Sons of Orar chapter, Orto Lucian is both a fearsome warrior and a learned librarian. His hate of tyranids has driven him many a time to leave the fortress monastery on Armato to scour space hulks in an attempt to forever cleanse the galaxy of their stain, accompanied only by his bodyguard of sternguard veterans.

NOW DOING COMMISIONS! PM for details
Shameless self promotion FTW!
 
   
Made in gb
Slippery Scout Biker






UK

Character Name: Orto Lucian
Character Age: 176
Character Race: Space Marine
Character Profession: Epistolary
Character Personality: Reserved, Calm
Character Appearance: Tall, with a shock of pure white hair
Character Height: 8' 6
Character Equipment: Artificer Armour, force lance and storm shield
Charcter Bio: The second most senior librarian in the Sons of Orar chapter, Orto Lucian is both a fearsome warrior and a learned librarian. His hate of tyranids has driven him many a time to leave the fortress monastery on Armato to scour space hulks in an attempt to forever cleanse the galaxy of their stain, accompanied only by his bodyguard of sternguard veterans.

NOW DOING COMMISIONS! PM for details
Shameless self promotion FTW!
 
   
Made in gb
Chaplain with Hate to Spare






Lovely character, our resident Farseer will have competition!

Feel free to post your intro, but apply common sense.
   
 
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