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The imperial fleet had taken a battering from the heavy fire it had sustained from the Tomb Sanguinis. As such, it could not respond as a single unidentified spacecraft sped past it, plummeting towards the surface of the hulk.
Inside the modified drop pod, Orto Lucian readied himself for battle, chanting the litanies of faith as he checked his weapons. Around him, ten other imposing space marines were gathered, they too were making sure that they were ready to do battle. These men wore ornate armour, with components from various marks of armour, drawn from the armour of the chapter's famed heroes of old. All were members of the first company, veterans of decades of bitter warfare in mankind's struggle for survival amongst the stars.
Suddenly, the drop pod impacted on the surface of the hulk, and the doors slammed down, revealing their hellish surroundings. Lucian looked out through the cloud of dust thrown up by their landing as the veterans fanned out and secured their drop zone. A hundred years of constant warfare could not have prepared him for this.
"Emperor have mercy on our souls," he whispered as he stepped out into the dusty air.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:Lovely character, our resident Farseer will have competition!

Feel free to post your intro, but apply NO common sense.

Fixed it for ya.

Going for my small, non-plot enlargening IC post.

BIC:

He lay against a wall, blood steaming from a gash above his eyebrow. How long he lay there, he couldn't tell. Hours? Minutes? Seconds? The explosion sent him flying backwards against a wall, the bang sending vague memories from his youth through his vision. He could see his father speaking to him, but he couldn't hear him. His father's voice was muffled, and a high, shrieking sound pierced his ears. Charkos couldn't tell how these two different sound pitches could be combined, but it must have been something strange going on. His vision slowly dissapeared, the two different noises coalsing in one sound. More explosions. He opened his eyes, wiping away the blood with his shirt. It didn't do much good, as his sleeves were drenced in blood as well. Not his blood. Ork's blood, Ousian's blood. Gathering his senses, he pulled out his laspistol, and picked up his machette. He had lost his lasgun earlier on in the battle. It didn't matter much, it's ammo was long spent. Checking his laspistol's ammo pack whilst running on, he tried to locate his comrades. He could ee sergeant Blach, Pulver, and some other sergeants organising a defense whilsth Orks ran freely in Ousian battle lines. He would avange his kinsmen.

The drop pod had punched through the outer layer of the Tomb Sanguinis, landing in a dingy chamber a level below the surface. Accordingly, the sounds of battle above were muffled to the ears of Lucian, despite his many genetic implants.
He looked around the place he had landed, and a wave of nausea threatened to engulf him. Strapped to a table in front of him was a bloody mess that once had been a human being. All of the skin was missing from the body, as well as both of the eyes. The removal had been surgical, clean but no less horrifying. Lucian recognised the work of an old nemesis, one that had killed his one, best friend and mentor.
"Sawbones..." Lucian's voice was harsh with hatred as the word left his lips. Suddenly, a figure shifted in the shadows. Blindingly fast, it lept on to one of the veterans, who fell screaming as the monsters claws dug into the armour, trying to find a gap. The others opened fire wildly, bolts and bursts of gunfire lighting up the darkness. The flayed one fell chittering to the floor, great rents torn into it's metallic form. The veteran got up and picked up his boltgun, swearing profusely.
Lucian himself was the next to come under attack. A savage blow to the side of his head sent him reeling as another creature jumped on him. His reaction was much faster. In one fluid movement, he seized it around the neck, holding it high, as with the other hand he raised his lance and drove it straight through the body. The monster twitched and fell still. Lucian pulled out the lance and spat on the body.
"Suffer not the alien to live, scum!" He wasn't even sweating.

Getting an Ork to describe the thrill of speed is like getting a druggie to describe a high. You can't. The feel of the wind in their face and the adrenelin pumping through their systems is, to them, near orgasmic. It is a bombartment of the senses, activating a hard-wired high in their brain. This was built into them. To stop one from enjoying speed would be to stop a human from feeling love, or pain, or anger. It would be to stop a Slaneshi cultist from excess or one of Khorne from slaughter. It would be to remove a part of what makes an Ork. Of course, Orks don't understand this, but it Helps to explain why they drive vehicles that are as likely to blow up as to move forward. It is, more importantly for Conscript Delfus at least, the reason Conscript Delfus was bouncing up and down behind a bike, a thousand Barbs embedded in his skin as Painhook Roared in laughter.

I want to fight some eldar but cant because it will confuse the rest of my event.

Yeah.. um, sorry about the lack of event. Spontaneous sleeping, a large, complicated social life and rather painful injures have gotten in the way.



Apologies dudes. I have long since planned out what the outcome of the remaining events will be, I just haven't had the time or mental energy to do them. Rest assured that no event will ever stall the roleplay like this again.

It's fine darko I can wait, this roleplay's too epic to be boring

Damnation!

IamIronMan wrote:It's fine darko I can wait, this roleplay's too epic to be boring

That's the spirit! And I just wrote this sentence without looking, because I am an awesome touch typist and I'm too busy head banging to Du Hast. <3

Scrazza wrote:Damnation!

Ftw.

Its ok i can wait for it gives me time to think of killing some eldar. (Evil Laugh)

More damnation, I get confused between black templar and IamIronMan now because they have the same avatar.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:and I'm too busy head banging to Du Hast. <3

Yes.

Little lord Fauntleroy wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:and I'm too busy head banging to Du Hast. <3

Yes.

I agree

Rammstein is my second favorite band.

black templar wrote:Rammstein is my second favorite band.

Off the top of my head, nothing tops them for me when it comes to sheer rocking. Metallica are close, but just nowhere near as brutally heavy as half of Rammstein's songs.

Seriously, I fall asleep listening to this stuff on loud volume.

Metallica is my favorite.

Whom the bell tolls is my favorite song.

black templar wrote:Metallica is my favorite.

Whom the bell tolls is my favorite song.

Ah, love that song. It used to be my favorite (and it was the first of their songs I ever heard.. incidently Du Hast was the first Rammstein song I heard - and it's still my favorite. In fact I first heard them both in the same video on youtube! It was a Warhammer 40k stop-motion and all.. ah, the joys of coincidence!), but I have since decided that Master of Puppets is a superior album to Ride The Lightning.

Darkvoidof40k wrote:More damnation, I get confused between black templar and IamIronMan now because they have the same avatar.

gonna have to fix that

done!

I knew that a black sabbath reference would crop up somewhere

IamIronMan wrote:I knew that a black sabbath reference would crop up somewhere

Dun, dun, dun dun dun, dunna dunna dunna dun dun dun. Say it in tune (as best as you can) now, whilst watching the video. That's right, I can now write sounds! *cool shades: on!*

/is proud of self.. again.

Gasp! Chowder is a pirate now!

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

IamIronMan wrote:I knew that a black sabbath reference would crop up somewhere

Dun, dun, dun dun dun, dunna dunna dunna dun dun dun.

One of the best tunes ever

IamIronMan wrote:

Darkvoidof40k wrote:

IamIronMan wrote:I knew that a black sabbath reference would crop up somewhere

Dun, dun, dun dun dun, dunna dunna dunna dun dun dun.

One of the best tunes ever

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black templar wrote:I want to fight some eldar but cant because it will confuse the rest of my event.

I'd advise against making any threatening moves towards my Farseer, as having your head explode often offends.

black templar wrote:I want to fight some eldar but cant because it will confuse the rest of my event.


I'd advise against making any threatening moves towards my Farseer, as having your head explode often offends.



Dont threaten me eldar witch or you will die a slow and painful death or i may sper you. and i said i would kill some eldar not you

Lord Harrab wrote:

black templar wrote:I want to fight some eldar but cant because it will confuse the rest of my event.

I'd advise against making any threatening moves towards my Farseer, as having your head explode often offends.

From personal experience, I agree with Lord Harrab

IamIronMan wrote:

Lord Harrab wrote:

black templar wrote:I want to fight some eldar but cant because it will confuse the rest of my event.

I'd advise against making any threatening moves towards my Farseer, as having your head explode often offends.

From personal experience, I agree with Lord Harrab

My templar is immune to pshycic powers

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