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Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 Ezra Tyrius wrote:
Aurelius was wary of the imprint left on him by the Remnants Sorceror. A potential taint like that could easily be enough reason for the Inquisitor to incarcerate him for.


I don't want to say it, but sentences like these, where one man worries about the 'taint' left on him by another man after strange interactions between them is NOT helping me unthink the implied subtext

I just gave up on subtle entirely.


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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Subtlety is for the weak

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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

I want a fething medal for getting "buttered arsehole" into a remotely serious discussion.

I don't know if the character is actually that way inclined, but a Seneschal is somewhere between a maitre de, a first mate, an intelligence officer, financial advisor and the scariest bastard on the ship bar none, so the joke was more at his expense that he must be nice on formal occasions.


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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

Subtle, my character only tried to kill pavus twice In one conference lol

I mean who challenges space marines to a sword fight lol

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

Fething wifi

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Stabbin' Skarboy






 jhe90 wrote:
Subtle, my character only tried to kill pavus twice In one conference lol

I mean who challenges space marines to a sword fight lol


Orks
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

Gallus might; kick the SM's down a notch

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
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Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in be
Thunderhawk Pilot Dropping From Orbit





In the Warp, getting trolled by Tactical_Spam, AKA TZEENTCH INCARNATE

Seriously, why are all the Imperials so obsessed with fighting eachother



Tactical_Spam: Ezra is fighting reality right now.

War Kitten: Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...

War Kitten: Ezra can steal reality

Kharne the Befriender:Took him seven years but he got it wrangled down

 
   
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Because it's fun to punch your buddies in the face...

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in ca
Heroic Senior Officer





Krieg! What a hole...

Would be too easy for us if we stood together

Member of 40k Montreal There is only war in Montreal
Primarchs are a mistake
DKoK Blog:http://www.dakkadakka.com/dakkaforum/posts/list/419263.page Have a look, I guarantee you will not see greyer armies, EVER! Now with at least 4 shades of grey

Savageconvoy wrote:
Snookie gives birth to Heavy Gun drone squad. Someone says they are overpowered. World ends.

 
   
Made in gb
Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

We are more game of thrones than loyal allies lol!

Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

True, you guys only stopped bickering when poor Kageros showed up only wanting some food.

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
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Ultramarine Librarian with Freaky Familiar





Ezra Tyrius wrote:Seriously, why are all the Imperials so obsessed with fighting eachother

Wouldn't be a Crusade without a little cheeky tension, amirite?
Also, trying to impress/usurp The Lord General might have something to do with it.

Buttery Commissar wrote:I want a fething medal for getting "buttered arsehole" into a remotely serious discussion.

Medal awarded.
In all fairness, I actually got a very good impression of the character leaning "that way", and that isn't a problem with me.

Ezra Tyrius wrote:
Aurelius was wary of the imprint left on him by the Remnants Sorceror. A potential taint like that could easily be enough reason for the Inquisitor to incarcerate him for.


I don't want to say it, but sentences like these, where one man worries about the 'taint' left on him by another man after strange interactions between them is NOT helping me unthink the implied subtext



I never even thought about the subtext as I wrote it, and now that's all I can see! Curse this infernal crusade! Whatever happened to good ol' Chaos taint, defilement and corruption?

Either way, Merry Christmas to all of ya, hope Boss Santa Klaws leaves you what you wanted!


They/them

 
   
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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Thanks. Merry Christmas to all! Here's hoping I get that Wych Cult Shardstorm I wanted.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

At some point we will find the rest of the campaign.
And then Selka will insult you all personally and individually.


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What's left of Cadia

And then Selka will receive a power armored boot to the rear

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

He'd probably complain about how in his day, Astartes used to walk thirty-five miles uphill to kick him in the rear, and still did it harder.

He's not even old, he's just grumpyssar.


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What's left of Cadia

Well, depending on which of the Astartes he spends time near he might get trolled by TS, or drop kicked by Karak/Julius. Not sure how Ezra's/Swamp's leader would react to him.

TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
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Dakka Veteran




Just a thought but maybe some of create worlds to fight on in the future of the crusade. Give us known grown to fight over
   
Made in us
Hierarch





Depends on which of my leaders. Kisaragi would shoot him in the but point-blank with a low-power beam from his beamer, for example.

 Tamereth wrote:

We'll take your Magnus leak and raise you plastic sisters, take that internet.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

...Why in the butt? I can understand kicking him there, but I'm not sure why Selka deserves being shot in that particular place.

And I ought to point out he's not innately disrespectful, just really rude to people he thinks are inept. He sees the whole PDF and Fairfax as rich boys playing soldiers, and he's quite possibly right.


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What's left of Cadia

He needs to be careful how he talks to the Marines. They won't tolerate disrespect like a PDF trooper might. He might find himself getting snapped like a twig if he's not careful.

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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

That is on the assumption Fairfax lets him speak to the marines. I certainly wouldn't.

And of course he's Commissariat bred, so not entirely without diplomacy. In theory.


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Ultramarine Master with Gauntlets of Macragge




What's left of Cadia

Well, he won't be able to go too far without speaking with a Marine. You practically can't walk around in the system without tripping over one of us. It will happen eventually

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TheEyeOfNight- I swear, this thread is 70% smack talk, 20% RP organization, and 10% butt jokes
TheEyeOfNight- "Ordo Xenos reports that the Necrons have attained democracy, kamikaze tendencies, and nuclear fission. It's all tits up, sir."
Space Marine flyers are shaped for the greatest possible air resistance so that the air may never defeat the SPACE MARINES!
Sternguard though, those guys are all about kicking ass. They'd chew bubble gum as well, but bubble gum is heretical. Only tau chew gum
 
   
Made in us
Hierarch





Actually, mine weirdly enough will. they have a massive respect for humanity, with the whole "used to be guard thing" they got going on. sullac would probably just scold him for being an ass, and Benkee would insult him right the hell back.

 Tamereth wrote:

We'll take your Magnus leak and raise you plastic sisters, take that internet.
 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

I can just picture Edward fitting an actual muzzle, or shooting the commissar himself out of acute embarrassment.


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Rotting Sorcerer of Nurgle






The Dog-house

 Swampmist wrote:
Actually, mine weirdly enough will. they have a massive respect for humanity, with the whole "used to be guard thing" they got going on. sullac would probably just scold him for being an ass, and Benkee would insult him right the hell back.


I'm still telling you that's not a thing

H.B.M.C.- The end hath come! From now on armies will only consist of Astorath, Land Speeder Storms and Soul Grinders!
War Kitten- Vanden, you just taunted the Dank Lord Ezra. Prepare for seven years of fighting reality...
koooaei- Emperor: I envy your nipplehorns. <Magnus goes red. Permanently>
Neronoxx- If our Dreadnought doesn't have sick scuplted abs, we riot.
Frazzled- I don't generally call anyone by a term other than "sir" "maam" "youn g lady" "young man" or " HEY bag!"
Ruin- It's official, we've ran out of things to talk about on Dakka. Close the site. We're done.
mrhappyface- "They're more what you'd call guidlines than actual rules" - Captain Roboute Barbosa
Steve steveson- To be clear, I'd sell you all out for a bottle of scotch and a mid priced hooker.
 
   
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Keeper of the Holy Orb of Antioch





avoiding the lorax on Crion

 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Swampmist wrote:
Actually, mine weirdly enough will. they have a massive respect for humanity, with the whole "used to be guard thing" they got going on. sullac would probably just scold him for being an ass, and Benkee would insult him right the hell back.


I'm still telling you that's not a thing


That plus puritan inquisition about.....
Ummmmm

Oh and that commiaar may end up in karaks brig to cool off lol

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Sgt. Vanden - OOC Hey, that was your doing. I didn't choose to fly in the "Dongerprise'.

"May the odds be ever in your favour"

Hybrid Son Of Oxayotl wrote:
I have no clue how Dakka's moderation work. I expect it involves throwing a lot of d100 and looking at many random tables.

FudgeDumper - It could be that you are just so uncomfortable with the idea of your chapters primarch having his way with a docile tyranid spore cyst, that you must deny they have any feelings at all.  
   
Made in us
Loyal Necron Lychguard





Working on it

Merry Christmas to all.
I'm going to go buy myself an Annihilation Nexus, a Monolith, and other assorted dankies for my Crons.

<Dynasty> ~10500pts
War Coven of the Coruscating Gaze ~3000pts
Thrice-Damned Plague Corps ~3250pts
Admech (TBN) ~3500pts +30k Bots and Ulator

 
   
Made in gb
Decrepit Dakkanaut





Nottinghamshire

 jhe90 wrote:
 Tactical_Spam wrote:
 Swampmist wrote:
Actually, mine weirdly enough will. they have a massive respect for humanity, with the whole "used to be guard thing" they got going on. sullac would probably just scold him for being an ass, and Benkee would insult him right the hell back.


I'm still telling you that's not a thing


That plus puritan inquisition about.....
Ummmmm

Oh and that commiaar may end up in karaks brig to cool off lol
As long as Karak doesn't threaten his butt as well.

Really enjoying having caught up enough to read the posts as they come out. Liking the latest one especially. Hoping when I get home, it ought to coincide with the Sovereign catching up with the crusade. At the moment I'm using the character interactions to give an idea of who you'd be dealing with, as there's a less spaced out back history.

Though RighteousRob, I think your spellcheck has done you a disservice, as I very much doubt your Chaplaib has most of his body replaced with arguments.


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