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CadianCommander wrote:Absolutely, Private Maa, I have every faith that the emperor guides your training of the canon fod....new lads, and that you should be the one to do it. I have some..important business to attend.

<pulls out a Catachan homebrew and lights a lho stick and settles down>

Indeed the emperor protects all that are faithful even a psyker such as myself ( I hope he continues to do so or else all manner of horrible things shall use me to escape the warp and you REALLY dont want that)

58 Jenkins - You've met one of the Jenkinses! Aint no-one made o' harder stuff, that's fah true.

Sgt. Sigmund sat on the catwalk above the firing range looking down at the rookies going the motions of fire drill.
Taking a slug from the spoils of one of wolfhead's latest exploits, he half smiled, half grimaced at the memories of when he was as young, naive and gung ho as the troops down there...

"bah, they will learn... or die... or be left a shattered wreck..." he thought as he adjusted his augmentic hand...
A real hero of the Empire he was... more synthflesh and steel than flesh left... his nerves shot along time ago from too many near misses and the auge from too many corrupted worlds...
another slug of the 'sac...
Of all the friends that had stood so proud that day at the space port ready for transfer he was the only one left... or sort of...
taking another swig he squints down again... the dull zap-thud of laz-fire, the screams of the instructors almost made it sound like the aftermath of a firefight... only the screams of the injured and dieing missing...

not even really worth it making friends... he had nothing to say... and even if he did they would never understand...

He heaves his bulk up, empties the bottle and wonders off to the tank bay... The Wrath was waiting... his sanctuary...

i like it sigmund, but did you check with purple?

hlaine.larkin wrote:i like it sigmund, but did you check with purple?

He Pm'ed me about it...

I did...

thanks...

if this carries on for much longer you should have enough material for AT LEAST a short story...

it is catchy

Sorry got mixed up with someone else...
You haven't PM'ed me yet Sigmund...

{{Btw purple..

you sobered up yet?

can we find out what happens when the blast doors open?}}

{{I didn't?

hmmm sorry sure I did}}

Not as far as i know...

Sounds to me like some more servitors need to either see the cogboy or fall into my crosshairs.

ye jus' suck on yer Lho...

..'nuff jabber!

I might just do that. Nuffin better ta suck on around 'ere, is there?

...errrrr let's not go there...

I have had enough of in'u'endo...

What JKB?

you got muffing to say?

......so. many. comments.

I shall draw upon the strength of the Emperor to not make one of the hundreds of comments I could make, and save myself the Wrath of the missionaries, commissars, and moderators.

I think you mean the MODquisition...

...sigh

Never was politically correcr



...besides...

You started it!

<starts twitching>

I...I...I think I have to go shoot something now.

Private Dahl! Find me an apple and an under-performing recruit!

CadianCommander wrote:<starts twitching>

I...I...I think I have to go shoot something now.

Private Dahl! Find me an apple and an under-performing recruit!

Luna Pintus: We don't have any under-performing recruits. Maybe some drunks...

I support the use of drunks.

hi folks, I may not be able to post a personal experiances today, or I may. I just got back from being bored outta my skull for ten hours (And finishing two terry pratchett novels) while my dad was shooting some scenes in a nepali serial about how good it is to pay your taxe's...or somthing like that (showes just how messed up the country is...

anyways, now that my personal rant is done i can say that I will be tying in with purples canon storyline soon...

Okay awesome i will be honest, i don't know much about nepal, and terry pratchett is awesome.

Yes terry pratchett is awesome

btw I am working on the newest instillment as we speak it is at about 200 words

if you want to have your own thread for them, i don;t mind i will advertise it.

Perhaps a small thing: How about adding all the parts of the story in one message and then every time you add a part, you post it here?
It's easier to read, because now we have to search through all the pages...

nonono I like posting on this thread it gives this thread popularity, and more people see my works too!

we both win!

this is what i was thinking.

O well... As long as you keep posting it...

If you like, you can PM me the parts and i can put them on a post on the front page (3rd post) for you?