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I am really sorry for the shortness but as i said I just had about fifteen minutes to work with it

feel free to flame me

Here it is hope it's not too horrible (cringes)

Taking a deep breath Nate squeezed the trigger, SNAPSNAPSNAP came the high report of the lasgun. Smoke obscured the target for a moment and when it cleared Jenkins sniggered.

“We-ell” Jenkins remarked. “You certainly would have caused him emotional pain.”

“Oh?” grumbled Nate.
“Yeah, he is now…” Jenkins paused for dramatic effect “Her-tick!”

“Bah.” Muttered Nate in a good natured way. Turning, Nate noticed that Russki was still blasting his own now slagged target, with a practical, if somewhat unimaginative battlecry.

“Die heretic! Die heretic! Die heretic! Die heretic! Die heretic!”

Maa taped the infuriated trooper on the shoulder “umm I think he’s dead.”
Russki turned with an embarrassed look and mumbled “I hate heretics…”

“As do we all,” said the marksman. “You were all decent in your own way’s but you all had problems:” Maa pointed at Russki, “You did manage to ‘kill’ it but you expended 95 percent of your mag.”
Switching to Nate he said. “You fired a good three shot burst by you didn’t hit his chest or head, you shot his ‘E’.
Pointing at Jenkins he said, “you’re a decent shot, but you fired only one round.”

Maa smirked. “This is how it’s done.” Lifting his long-las he sighted down the barrel and sent three shots screaming downrange, blasting the head of Nate’s target apart in a shower of flesh colored gel and artificial blood.
The recruits jaws hit he floor and their eyes grew as big as soup plates, when a stern voice cut though their dumbstruckedness.
“All hands, prepare for emergency translation.”

Ineptus astartes: And now dear readers, we tie in With purple’s story

hlaine.larkin wrote:If you like, you can PM me the parts and i can put them on a post on the front page (3rd post) for you?

sure

I read loners request and was thinking about reposting everything to an omnibus every ten chapters
what does the marshal think

sure this is what the front page would act like, it will be my post (just so i can edit it) but then on the front page

not sure i understand fully

MOAR!!!

I am flattered.






btw:marshal I was really annoyed when I saw the end of James cameron's Avatar
i mean humanity is the divine race right (at least according to the esccliarchy) and I wondered what would happen if a crusade fleet with a certain catchan regiment with a number between 221 and 223 arrived on pandora and mopped the floor with those space-cat-monkeys

after all pandora would be just like home to the catachans right?

Hahah, lets do it.

what i mean is, on the front page (post 3) i will edit it to put all of your stories on it next to eachother

yeah thats a good idea


and the Avatar catachan thing would be posted after i clear my hectic schedule.

if you pm me all the parts you have, i can do that

And perhaps add new parts?

loner wrote:And perhaps add new parts?

of course I'll add new parts

the action comes next chapter


though as it is a canon tie in with purples story it will have to be posted after each insilment

you can write some more and then re-order them if you like, as i will just put them in whatever order you tell me

alright folks I am going to bed no and as ever, ingnoring the "he who lies down with dogs" rule (I put flea meds on my dogs)

I will hopfully have the next chapter up by this time tomorw

cool, if yotu wanna put them into one bit and then pm to me, i will post on page 1

if you look on post 3 on the first page, you will find all of ineptus' story

okay, i have updated the first post.

IMPORTANT CHANGES
1-deaths gauntlet has been refitted as an antiaircraft tank, i hope this is okay.
2- a commander and driver position are open on a second hydra flak
3- a unit of rough riders added, with leadership from sgt chelkar.

Orbital bombardment on Pandora....ooooh yeah.

More tankers to tease with their "canon envy"

More ponies to play with.

I like it!

we have extra BBQ sauce just in case we run out of food during travel.
*looks at rough rider units*

no eating rough riders! we have got in some tougher jungle lizards as mounts..

CadianCommander wrote:Orbital bombardment on Pandora....ooooh yeah.

More tankers to tease with their "canon envy"

More ponies to play with.

I like it!

Laddie...

you are the one with the envy...

you just sit there suck on yer Lho, and stoke yer laz...

"stroke your las"

WTF!?

it's what she... i mean he. does

it's what she... i mean he. does

Along with blackjack and hookers. I do that, too. And drink manly scotch. And smoke manly cigars.

of course, i would expet no less from a bonafide bloke.

I have started working on the next instillment

It may be umm...uh...fighty?

cool put it here and i will archive it on the front page

...feth!, i'm sober again! ... sighhh, ok, any one up for racing the flack tanks?

stonned_astartes wrote:...feth!, i'm sober again! ... sighhh, ok, any one up for racing the flack tanks?

Target practice time JKB. i think 500 meters with an imperial crown coin on his head?