Forum adverts like this one are shown to any user who is not logged in. Join us by filling out a tiny 3 field form and you will get your own, free, dakka user account which gives a good range of benefits to you: No adverts like this in the forums anymore. Times and dates in your local timezone. Full tracking of what you have read so you can skip to your first unread post, easily see what has changed since you last logged in, and easily see what is new at a glance. Email notifications for threads you want to watch closely. Being a part of the oldest wargaming community on the net. If you are already a member then feel free to login now.

 purplefood wrote:
Isn't it obvious? Cheese!

TRAINS.

Without this, it is nothing.

EDIT: screwed up the linking

orkdestroyer1 wrote:How about we stop using names based on cheeses

I take offence to this.

So this is my perspective of the TNT cannon at my house. (Don't worry Mel, it is my house in case you are worried. )

I also take offence.
The villainous Gouda Legionnaires are massing for a strike against Cathedral City, and their infamous General Yarg is leading the attack himself. Under the command of Captain Stilton, you are sent behind enemy lines to destabilize the Gouda war effort, and reclaim the Cheesewire of Saint Emmental, a relic sacred to your people. While in their base, you uncover a terrifying truth which leads you to question your very existence, and as time begins to ferment, you realize nothing is as it seems...

This is not the time to be without cheese.

 4oursword wrote:
I also take offence.
The villainous Gouda Legionnaires are massing for a strike against Cathedral City, and their infamous General Yarg is leading the attack himself. Under the command of Captain Stilton, you are sent behind enemy lines to destabilize the Gouda war effort, and reclaim the Cheesewire of Saint Emmental, a relic sacred to your people. While in their base, you uncover a terrifying truth which leads you to question your very existence, and as time begins to ferment, you realize nothing is as it seems...

This is not the time to be without cheese.

I've got Feta.

Superb. I myself am in possession of a large group of Bavarian Smoked mercenaries.

My city of pillars/moria now with more pillars!

Woah, I think Gooda's hall has been bested....

Insert obligatory meme 'Oh my gawd cat'

That's incredible, well played good sir one question.
Did you carve it or dig a huge hole and build it?

 4oursword wrote:
I also take offence.
The villainous Gouda Legionnaires are massing for a strike against Cathedral City, and their infamous General Yarg is leading the attack himself. Under the command of Captain Stilton, you are sent behind enemy lines to destabilize the Gouda war effort, and reclaim the Cheesewire of Saint Emmental, a relic sacred to your people. While in their base, you uncover a terrifying truth which leads you to question your very existence, and as time begins to ferment, you realize nothing is as it seems...

This is not the time to be without cheese.

Hey 4oursword could you write a storyline for attack of the stiltons? also sponge looks like blue cheese.

 InquisitorVaron wrote:
Insert obligatory meme 'Oh my gawd cat'

That's incredible, well played good sir one question.
Did you carve it or dig a huge hole and build it?

Dug/blasted a huge whole then built the pillars.

I wanted to carve it out piece by piece but tnt is too random and I don't have the life span of a dwarf.

How did you deal with the lava lakes?

4oursword wrote:I also take offence.
The villainous Gouda Legionnaires are massing for a strike against Cathedral City, and their infamous General Yarg is leading the attack himself. Under the command of Captain Stilton, you are sent behind enemy lines to destabilize the Gouda war effort, and reclaim the Cheesewire of Saint Emmental, a relic sacred to your people. While in their base, you uncover a terrifying truth which leads you to question your very existence, and as time begins to ferment, you realize nothing is as it seems...

This is not the time to be without cheese.

as cheesus, I feel that I should be fulfilling my role in the ongoing war...

though this sounds like something which would be a fun PvP on the server...

 4oursword wrote:
I also take offence.
The villainous Gouda Legionnaires are massing for a strike against Cathedral City, and their infamous General Yarg is leading the attack himself. Under the command of Captain Stilton, you are sent behind enemy lines to destabilize the Gouda war effort, and reclaim the Cheesewire of Saint Emmental, a relic sacred to your people. While in their base, you uncover a terrifying truth which leads you to question your very existence, and as time begins to ferment, you realize nothing is as it seems...

This is not the time to be without cheese.

This sounds like the plot to a Star Wars prequel.

GEORGE,... George is that you?

I got bit by the travel bug and went a walkin

lots of pic hence the spoilers













And thats pretty much it. Now I have to backtrack across 15k block of sea and another 12-13kblocks of land to get home.

Unless dark teleports me with my inventory intact

 shrike wrote:

4oursword wrote:I also take offence.
The villainous Gouda Legionnaires are massing for a strike against Cathedral City, and their infamous General Yarg is leading the attack himself. Under the command of Captain Stilton, you are sent behind enemy lines to destabilize the Gouda war effort, and reclaim the Cheesewire of Saint Emmental, a relic sacred to your people. While in their base, you uncover a terrifying truth which leads you to question your very existence, and as time begins to ferment, you realize nothing is as it seems...

This is not the time to be without cheese.

as cheesus, I feel that I should be fulfilling my role in the ongoing war...

though this sounds like something which would be a fun PvP on the server...

I don't see why not, I'll draw up some rules. I think I'll need a lot of End Stone, that stuff's basically cheese.

And I demand that I may or may not be George Lucas.

Attack of The Stiltons, while a decent name, isn't really the kind of painfully unfunny puns I usually use. In case anyone hasn't clicked yet: http://www.cathedralcity.co.uk/

Don't worry 4. I thought it was funny.

 shrike wrote:

orkdestroyer1 wrote:How about we stop using names based on cheeses

I take offence to this.

Especially I, as I cam up with cheese.

 purplefood wrote:
Don't worry 4. I thought it was funny.

Just running a quick check, to see how many people completely missed the point.

I hurt and sting :/

I'll get to work on that big ubervillage thing whenever I stop hurting and stinging.

Why do you sting?
What stung you? or did you sting something?

Because stinging is an appropriate descriptor of what sunburns feel like when touched.

I would have thought sun cream would be an automatic thing considering your locale...

It is. But it still tkes time to heal.

I meant as a preventative...

I also put several layers of sunscreen on beforehand, if that's what you mean.

So get stronger suncreen or whatever?

What kind of sun do you get there?
I mean i know it's sunny but... damn...