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2012/08/19 19:03:52
Subject: I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Longrifle
Bolton, Lancashire
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I was attacked on friday evening by a bunch of chavs and ended up in the local A&E with a fractured jaw in two places. Then spent the weekend in Blackburn Hospital hooked up to an IV. I had the plate fitted this morning and now I'm at home with some painkillers.
So Dakkanauts has anybody else got any plate or pins in their body?, and can you suggest some nicknames 
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2012/08/19 19:11:42
Subject: I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Ork-Hunting Inquisitorial Xenokiller
Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Watch out with magnetized mini's....
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2012/08/19 19:17:31
Subject: I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Fixture of Dakka
Kamloops, BC
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Metalhead? 
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2012/08/19 19:32:01
Subject: I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Contagious Dreadnought of Nurgle
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Unlucky dude, Chavs suck huh? 
As for metal pins and plates, nope, got none of those. I dont have a spleen though, does that count?
Funny story, a mate of mine who shall remain nameless, was walking back to his house in Cambridge after a fairly successful night DJ'ing. Three chavs stopped him in the street and one of them pulled a gun. They demanded his money, cards, fags that sort of thing. Now my mate, being into this sort of thing, noticed that the gun was just a fake. One of those dodgy metal cigar lighters that you pick up in Asian Airports, you know the thing...
So he says "Thats not a real gun, piss off and leave me alone"
The chav with the 'gun' then proceeds to pistol whip him and make off with the money anyway......doh!
Edited for spelling failure....
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2012/08/19 19:52:15
Subject: Re:I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Huge Hierodule
The centre of a massive brood chamber, heaving and pulsating.
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So yer got yerself an' iron gob? Eksellent! Now get krumpin'!
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Squigsquasher, resident ban magnet, White Knight, and general fethwit.
 buddha wrote:I've decided that these GW is dead/dying threads that pop up every-week must be followers and cultists of nurgle perpetuating the need for decay. I therefore declare that that such threads are heresy and subject to exterminatus. So says the Inquisition!
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2012/08/19 20:03:58
Subject: Re:I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Depraved Slaanesh Chaos Lord
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Baron Ünderbheit
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2012/08/19 20:53:06
Subject: I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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I have, I believe, 4 pins in each knee, with the addition of a transplanted tendon. I have nicknames for my knees but they can't be said here. Mine was all thanks to a mix of rugby injuries, football, bad knees after that then being assaulted. Feel for you mate.
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Bruins fan till the end.
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2012/08/19 20:58:59
Subject: Re:I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Two plates/8screws. 8 pins. 2 screws Synthes seris.
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog 
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2012/08/19 21:06:51
Subject: I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Longrifle
Bolton, Lancashire
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sarpedons-right-hand wrote:Unlucky dude, Chavs suck huh?
As for metal pins and plates, nope, got none of those. I dont have a spleen though, does that count?
They do indeed and yes that counts.
Azza007 wrote:I have, I believe, 4 pins in each knee, with the addition of a transplanted tendon. I have nicknames for my knees but they can't be said here. Mine was all thanks to a mix of rugby injuries, football, bad knees after that then being assaulted. Feel for you mate.
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2012/08/19 21:09:38
Subject: I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Growlin' Guntrukk Driver with Killacannon
Reading, England
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Yes it was a chav/wannabe gangsta who assaulted me in school. Welcome to Slough. When it went to court he was in trackies and trainers with his bling.
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Bruins fan till the end.
Never assume anything, it will only make an ass of you and me. |
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2012/08/19 21:39:58
Subject: I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Darth Malak:
Actually, on second thoughts, that might get you beaten up even more...
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Mandorallen turned back toward the insolently sneering baron. 'My Lord,' The great knight said distantly, 'I find thy face apelike and thy form misshapen. Thy beard, moreover, is an offence against decency, resembling more closely the scabrous fur which doth decorate the hinder portion of a mongrel dog than a proper adornment for a human face. Is it possibly that thy mother, seized by some wild lechery, did dally at some time past with a randy goat?' - Mimbrate Knight Protector Mandorallen.
Excerpt from "Seeress of Kell", Book Five of The Malloreon series by David Eddings.
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2012/08/19 22:00:57
Subject: Re:I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Well, good luck on your recovery
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2012/08/19 22:03:40
Subject: Re:I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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"Jaws" make cracking walnuts so easy....nor will he ever need wire cutters
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2012/08/19 22:06:42
Subject: Re:I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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Apparently the metal teeth the actor had to wear during shooting, REALLY fething hurt his mouth. The guy was miserable while filming
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2012/08/19 22:18:37
Subject: Re:I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Decrepit Dakkanaut
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No wonder he wanted to take a bite out of Bond
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Proud Member of the Infidels of OIF/OEF
No longer defending the US Military or US Gov't. Just going to ""**feed into your fears**"" with Duffel Blog
Did not fight my way up on top the food chain to become a Vegan...
Warning: Stupid Allergy
Once you pull the pin, Mr. Grenade is no longer your friend
DE 6700
Harlequin 2500
RIP Muhammad Ali.
Jihadin, Scorched Earth 791. Leader of the Pork Eating Crusader. Alpha
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2012/08/19 22:35:50
Subject: Re:I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Highlord with a Blackstone Fortress
Adrift within the vortex of my imagination.
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Beat me to it.
Count yourself lucky that wargear normally cost two points, and has been discontinued.
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n'oublie jamais - It appears I now have to highlight this again.
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2012/08/19 23:03:41
Subject: I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Hallowed Canoness
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I used to have a couple pins in various places. Now I just have a useless ring finger on my left hand. If a potential second wife wants to put my ring on at the alter she better bring a welding torch.
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I beg of you sarge let me lead the charge when the battle lines are drawn
Lemme at least leave a good hoof beat they'll remember loud and long
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2012/08/20 11:11:41
Subject: I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Krazed Killa Kan
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All I can say is:
Make the most of the situation and order a variety of 'beard wigs' with magnets in them so you can sport a different patch of face-fur every day
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daveNYC wrote:The Craftworld guys, who are such stick-in-the-muds that they manage to make the Ultramarines look like an Ibiza nightclub that spiked its Red Bull with LSD.
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2012/08/21 12:45:59
Subject: I've got a metal plate in my jaw.
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Battlefield Tourist
MN (Currently in WY)
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Iron Gob gives you +1 Leadership.
Also, go old-school and call yourself TrapJaw....
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